Friday, April 30, 2010

Sword Kane update 4/30

This is an update, it appears Sword Kane has taken a turn for the worse, requiring more help than ever.

http://blogs.myspace.com/swordkane

Fell Down Stairs...
Everyone,

If things couldn't get any worse, last night about 11pm I was coming down the stairs and I slipped and fell. All of my weight slammed into my right ankle. It rolled and I felt and heard a snap.


My Ankle and foot instantly swelled up.

So needless to say I had to head to the ER.

Thankfully, the x-rays came back and it's not broken.

However, given the fact that I heard and felt a snap, the ER Dr. said I may have torn my ligaments in and around my foot and ankle. He told me I can't walk on it AT ALL, so I have splints and crutches now.

I have to get an appointment with an Orthopedic Dr. now to see the condition of my ligaments.

Added to the situations that are going on with me already, this doesn't help things.

Please help me if you can with any kind of donation

at www.paypal.com.

My donation e-mail is swordkane@yahoo.com

I have posted two pictures of my foot to show I'm not fooling around.

Keep me in your prayers,
Kane


He needs help more than ever now, please go to his Myspace page and follow the link to help him with current medical and everyday costs. I regret not seeing this sooner and reporting it to encourage more people to aid him in a more timely manner.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

If you're evil and a villain, you kill children.



Recently there has been a great deal of discussion about what 'evil' does, what 'villains' do. Some actually have the audacity to claim that 'real evil' and 'real villains' do not advocate violence, that their work is strictly satire. What is created is a patchwork, cross stitching of those that are purely laughable. These are stitched and sewn together with those that claim to be naught but jokes and fakers disguised under a facade, prepared to do actual harm. And of course, the actions of one tugs one another. The tapestry is at worst, a plethora of bad comedy covered in blood. The weak, the innocent, even the strong can be overwhelmed and decimated. Krampus is currently investigating plots from those claiming to be RLSV or simply RLV to actively attack members in the RLSH world to demonstrate that all are not simply bad comedy.

In the meantime, I awakened to read this bit of news in the Associated Press. Some have damned the actions of vigilantes, as a man attempting to help another was stabbed and left to drip his life away as passers by simply looked, but didn't do anything. And when one finally called 911, it was too late. They rally, saying that such is an example why there shouldn't be heroes, all it brings you is pain. For another perspective, here is a news column I believe is important.

Man stabs 28 children at kindergarten in China

TAIXING, China — A knife-wielding man attacked a kindergarten class of 4-year-olds in eastern China on Thursday, slashing 28 children in what an expert said was a copycat rampage of two other episodes at Chinese schools in the past month.

A 47-year-old jobless man, Xu Yuyuan, burst into a classroom at the Zhongxin Kindergarten early Thursday, waving an eight-inch (20-centimeter) knife and stabbing a security guard who tried to stop him, the official Xinhua News Agency reported.

Five students were in critical condition following the attack in Jiangsu province's Taixing city and two teachers and the security guard were injured, said Zhu Guiming, an official with the Taixing propaganda department.

A series of school attacks in China in recent years have mostly been blamed on people with personal grudges or suffering from mental illness, leading to calls for improved security.

China's inadequate mental health network has left millions of unstable people without the help they need. Many otherwise healthy Chinese also feel frustrated and powerless because they aren't able to adapt to the constant social upheaval and because they believe the changes favor the corrupt. That kind of anger has occasionally erupted in mass violence and in isolated attacks.

It is not known why schools are targeted.

On Wednesday, a teacher on sick leave due to mental illness broke into a primary school in Guangdong province's Leizhou city in southern China and wounded 15 students and a teacher in a knife attack. That attack came on the same day a man was executed for killing eight children last month in stabbings that shocked China.

It was not known if Xu knew about the previous day's attack in Guangdong, but Zhou Xiaozheng, a sociology professor at Renmin University in Beijing, said these sorts of violent attacks often happen in clusters because one may trigger copycat attacks.

"It's like suicide, which is another type of mental health problem that can spread in a community," said Zhou. "Normally, with these kind of violent events we hope the media won't blow them up too much. Because that tends to make it spread."

A survey of mental health in four Chinese provinces jointly done by Chinese and U.S. doctors that was published in the Lancet in June concluded that China likely had about 173 million adults nationwide with mental health disorders and that most, 158 million, had never gotten any professional help for their problems.

But state media said Zheng Minsheng, 42, had no history of mental illness before he rampaged through a school in Fujian province in March, killing eight children.

During his trial, Zheng said he killed the children because he had been upset after being jilted by a woman and treated badly by her wealthy family.

The court also heard that Zheng lived with his 80-year-old grandmother in a one-bedroom apartment and slept on the balcony in summer and in the living room in winter. He testified that he had trouble dealing with people at work but had not gotten the help he needed from his boss, so he quit his job but was unable to find another one.

Yu Jianrong of the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences has said China's sweeping social changes might be partially to blame for Zheng's anti-social rage.

"A social environment lacking fairness and justice, in which those who abide by the rules gain nothing, while those who do not can profit, could bring about resistance by the weak against the entire society," Yu was quoted as saying by the Southern Weekly newspaper a few weeks after the attack.

Zheng was executed Wednesday, just weeks after his crime. Zhou, the Renmin University professor, said China's use of capital punishment helps fuel the cycle of violence by enforcing a belief in "blood for blood."

He said China should abolish the death penalty, improve human rights and make its justice system more fair and transparent.

After a 2004 attack at a school in Beijing that left nine students dead, the central government mandated tighter school security nationwide.

The Ministry of Education did not immediately respond to a fax Thursday asking whether the attacks would result in orders to step up school security.

In Wednesday's attack, in which a teacher stabbed fourth and fifth graders in their heads, backs and arms, Xinhua said the suspect suffered from mental illness and had been on sick leave from another school since February 2006. He is now in police custody.

None of the victims in that case had life-threatening wounds, said the director of the command center at the Leizhou Public Security Bureau, who gave his name as Qin.

Two weeks ago, a mentally ill man hacked to death a second grader and an elderly woman with a meat cleaver in southern Guangxi, and wounded five other people.


In an attempt at supposedly black humor and ghoulish comedy, some have the audacity to claim that evil does not endorse violence. Evil. Does not endorse violence. They say such things as if they were the final authority on the subject, as laughable as devil worship among heavy metal patrons has become. Evil not only endorses violence, it uses it. Frequently. Evil tears at lives as well as flesh, evil can spread like a communicable cancer, consuming all in its wake like a fire gathering fuel and spreading itslef until all is exhausted, or until others come to extinguish it. If one claims to represent evil as a whole and has the audacity to claim that it doesn't endorse such things, then it's bad comedy, plain and simple. But is the comedian the teller of the joke? Or part of the joke itself? Is it merely a facade, nothing more substantial than a mask? Or does the mask hide intentions behind the guise of a punchline?

I'm sure some are preparing to verbally retaliate, defending their stance as harmless. But think about this...the story above is the third attack on the innocent, a child and grandmother were attacked as well. Other lives connected to these were ripped apart like flesh before mongrels. So as you write, envision the children.

Evil does not condone violence. The door bursts open as the wild eyed man pulls out his knife.

What evil is spoken of is not to be taken seriously. The child closest to the door is stabbed twice, the shock makes the child scream. Now the pain sets in. The child screams bloody murder, sending the children and teacher into a panic.

We speak of finding ways to embarrass so-called heroes. The teacher's throat is cut by a machete in the other hand, her screams become blood muffled gurgles as the children scream, some frozen in panic. Some have begun to wet themselves while their classmates cry and try to hide under desks or toy shelves.

Heroes cause more harm than good with their presence. It looks like our blood covered boy is getting creative, he slashes a four year old's belly open from side to side. The child's innards are spilling out. A few folds of intestines, is that the spleen? It looks like our boy wants to stand out from the others, he must have caught the Sam Neill scene describing velociraptor attacks on Jurassic Park the other night. Some of the children have stopped screaming in shock, the others raise their voices to ask why this is happening.

There's no place for costumed vigilantes in our society. Now he's gone from slashing to stabbing. Slashing makes it over too quick, stabbing feels more visceral, they suffer more that way before they die.

We shall take over the world! One stabbing is so violent that when the blade is pulled from the child clutching a teddy bear, it splatters on the globe in the corner.

Heroes are pretenders playing dressup, hurting innocent bystanders. Oh, he's changing up again. He's telling one child to get away from the door, the child can't open it, pushing it instead of pulling. A slash with the machete cuts the child's arm off above the elbow. The child screams, a sound that will echo in the ears of any who are fortunate to survive.

If you like our cause, buy a t-shirt while supplies last. Now there's not a single child in the class who doesn't have their clothes stained with blood. Some of it is theirs, others from their classmates.

Bow before me and tremble cretins! The closet door slowly opens, revealing three children huddling together, trembling, crying, their bodies convulsing so hard their little hearts may give out without being touched. One child on the left is stabbed in the neck three times, the one on the right is stabbed with the jagged blade through the ribcage in the back. It pokes out through the front of the little body, poking the middle child, but not a fatal wound. The man smiles, leaving the crying child for some strange reason. Is it a prayer answered? Is the child not the man's type?

THAT is evil. Anyone telling you anything different is lying to you, because no one can be that ignorant. Possible attacks on RLSH in June to prove that not all in the community are jokes, some with ties to gangs. Krampus will continue to investigate this further, stay tuned.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Helping Sword Kane

First of all, I would wish to apologize to Sword Kane. I was speaking with him earlier tonight regarding something personal, important, and very real. He asked me tonight if I would be so kind as to mention him and his message on my show Creature Feature this evening, but the discussion was so spirited, I lost track of time and never mentioned it. For this, you have the humble apologies of Krampus.

With that said, please read his latest message, you can find his Myspace page here.
http://www.myspace.com/swordkane. Read his blog Please Help here: http://blogs.myspace.com/swordkane.
For those of you wishing to read it, I am reposting it here.

"First of all, I would like to thank everyone so much for your support in the past months.

"I apologize to everyone for not coming out with new videos since August for I have been in bad health for quite sometime.

"For those who have not been following me, I was first diagnosed with Trigeminal Neuralgia, a nasty and very painful facial nerve disorder.

"Later, in January I found that I was misdiagnosed and actually was suffering from Cervical Spondylosis, with Degenerating Cervical Discs (4 out of 6), Degenerating Arthritis of the Cervical spine with bone spurs and some of these spurs are pressing on my spinal cord causing "Sharp Ghost Pains" on various parts of my body. If these spurs continue to grow it will begin to affect my involuntary body functions. I believe it's called stenosis.


"I have been on short term disability since January 2010. But a few days ago I received a phone call that my insurance company had denied my claim, regardless of the fact that my Neurologist told them that I cannot work.

"Until this situation is resolved (which could take months) I have absolutely no income.

"If anyone out there would like to donate any amount , even if it is $1.00, to help support my family I would thank you so much for this.

"Thankfully, I qualified for food stamps and I still have my health insurance through my work. However, when it comes to rent, utilities, etc. and co-pays for prescriptions and doctor visits, I am unable to pay for it.

"I have a PayPal account so you may send donations to:

swordkane@.yahoo.com

"Once again thank you for everything.

Sincerely
Swordkane"

I failed to mention this on my show, but I seek to rectify that problem now. I am in discussions with him about what it may take to be posted to convince people that this is not a con, not a joke, but something very real. If there are any among you who truly cares, who are not here for lip service on either side of the communities and wish to help, then I strongly advise you to look into this and help however possible. Krampus knows all too well how hard and trying these times are financially. But even the simplest gesture could make the difference in the life and family of a man who has earned the respect of Krampus with his videos and insight. If you wish to help, do so. Let your actions speak volumes louder than the empty words the blogosphere has at times been known for.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Have some Tea on me

Greetings and salutations all!

I wanted to give a heads up to all fans of myself and those in the RLSV community. Tea Krulos, author of the upcoming book Heroes in the Night:Inside the Real Life Superhero Movement, was nice enough to make a post about not only me, but Meow and Friends and Malvado's show. You can check it out here.

Things were beginning to get heated on his blog, so out of respect, I volunteered to have further comments be brought here to my blog. I approve all comments and no anonymous posters, so please have patience for your comments. And I wouldn't call what I have with Malvado a feud. I may disagree with the company he keeps, but 'twould seem he took the first jabs at me and failed attempts to harass my friends. But these people don't seem to get the point. I haven't discussed The Potentate and ROACH as much as in the past, and I enjoy being able to find slivers of badly executed humor in so-called 'villains' attempting to be brighter assholes than the backside of a baboon exhibit at the zoo. Some I feel may truly be dangerous in their own right, but so far, their attempts to deliver a felling blow to me has failed, and at best, it's bad comedy. But still, I take this all in stride. As Sammy Davis Jr. said once at his own roast, "the day they don't make fun of you, that means they don't give a damn about you!"

It's when I don't talk about you that you may need to be concerned about. As for your efforts from all those that talk about me, I thank you for the publicity.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The reviews are in! What a great audience!

Despite some slight glitches with the new opening music and trying to multitask between windows and the switchboard, last night's show went rather well. Kavian Darkain tried to call in but was disconnected(apologies), but Minuteman, Meta Data and Mixsae calling in as well as my homeboy Cloverfield went well. The review of Kick-Ass in my opinion should assuage anyone from seriously going out and endangering themselves and others, and only the uninformed or aspiring Dudesons would take the concept seriously to try this at home.

On the plus side, it looks like I've received praise! Crossfire the Crusader wrote on the main site: "Very good first show Krampus...Keep up the great work."

Why thank you CrossFire! May I call you CFC for short? I say it with love, after all why would I wish to make an attack, and what harm could CFC do? Anyway CFC, I appreciate the listening in. But a word of advice, I have concerns that some of the members of the blogopsphere you've recently joined may give you lip service, but do not have your best interests at heart. I attempted to write you this privately, but you weren't accepting my messages. If you're going to turn the other cheek, please make sure you have an open ear to listen, all right?

And a surprising set of kudos comes from fellow BlogTalk Radio host Malvado SV! In two different examples at his blog, he stated that he finds what I say to be "fucking hysterical" and "I always love leaving a show with a smile and the satisfied feeling". Awww, this almost makes me feel cuddly! But don't take my word for it, check his blog here. Also, tune into his show here and tell me if you agree whether or not Lord Malignance sounds like Jimmy from South Park.

TTFN my Creatures of the Night,
Krampus

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Head in the Cloud, stalker Trumped

This morning, I awakened to hearing some strange news. Now, before going any further, I wish to draw all heat and attention to ME. The following blog is a collection of the views and opinions of myself, and is not the same as Executrix, Creature Feature or any members of the RLSH/RLSV communities. If there's anything to be said, animosity to be spoken or insults flared, aim them at ME and no one else that I may be associated with. With that said, let me continue.

The word of the day is...wackadoo. Why? Because the news I heard of online is something you'd normally hear in the disturbing and strange but true columns. Now, I've never been a fan of The Apprentice, it seemed like just another attempt for Donald Trump to make millions while putting on a show. It would certainly give people fodder to tease him about his hair, approaching George Hamilton tan, pink ties and lording it over other individuals, even celebrities when it comes to his massive wealth. It didn't impress me. The only reason I may watch The Celebrity Apprentice may be WWE Diva Maria Kanellis, even then ratings in the Krampus house would not be dependable for that show.

But here's where things start to turn wackadoo. Apparently Donald's lovely daughter Ivanka Trump has been stalked online for months by an interesting individual. But let me show you what has been said by the New York Post.

Ivanka Trump endured months of relentless stalking by a nutty Nevada man who vacillated between professing his love for the brainy blonde and spewing vitriolic threats against her and her media- mogul hubby.

Justin Massler's demented ha rassment campaign against The Donald's beautiful jewelry-designer daughter was revealed at a court hearing in Manhattan yes terday.

Yet, despite the creepy behavior, Massler was released on $10,000 bond -- prompting a cocky thumbs-up from him after he was sprung.

"Without a doubt, he is very sick," a law-enforcement source said. "He took sick to another level. This is one of the worst cases of stalking I've ever seen."

From August 2009, Massler, who legally changed his name to Cloud Starchaser, set up fan Web sites, penned gushy love letters and scolding screeds, drew loony cartoons of Ivanka rescuing him -- and once sent photos of himself drenched in red liquid that looked like blood, authorities said.

"You're a diseased elitist and part of the problem," Massler, 27, allegedly scolded Ivanka, 28, on Twitter on March 2.

He also tweeted, "I am going to destroy your entire jewelry enterprises [sic] with a brand destruction media campaign, I will ruin every brand you build, leaving you with only failure and misery."

He also allegedly targeted her then fiancé, New York Observer owner Jared Kushner, sending anti-Semitic and threatening screeds to him and the paper's editors in August 2009.

"I am the king of the Jews and I have decided to commandeer the New York Observer for this purpose which I can do since it is owned [by] Jared Kushner who is a Jew and therefore one of my subjects," he allegedly e-mailed.

Calling himself "an already unstable man," Massler said he had gone "over the edge" and demanded to know Kushner's phone number, as well as where he lived and spent time, because "I think he is trying to avoid me."

Massler told Ivanka her husband was all that stood between him and happiness. He even wanted to stop their October 2009 wedding but couldn't because he was "locked in a mental hospital," he wrote in another message.

"Jared Kushner has stolen everything from me, leaving me with nothing. Jared Kushner has ruined my life for all time and eternity," Massler wrote. "Thanks to Kushner, there is no sun in the sky, no stars in the wind and no moon in the trees."

Just weeks earlier, Massler bombarded Ivanka with messages declaring his love for her.

"My dream in life is to marry and start a family with [her]," he wrote to her in February, after buying her numerous pieces of jewelry she designed and sending them to her at her Fifth Avenue showroom.

Massler, who sources said was once a Harvard-bound star athlete before mental illness took hold, was arrested at his mother's home in Reno, Nev., on March 16.

Manhattan Judge Michael Gerstein ordered Massler to stay away from Kushner and Trump, as well as from her brother, Donald Jr., father and The Donald's wife, Melania, and their young son, Barron.

Prosecutors said yesterday that when questioned by police, Massler insisted they call him Cloud.

"Stop calling me Justin. Justin is not real. Justin is a cartoon. He is a fictional character from a book. Call me Cloud. My name is Cloud," he said, according to Assistant District Attorney Lucrece Francois.

Massler's lawyer, George Vomvolakis, said his client needs help.

"He's a highly intelligent individual with various mental issues he's been addressing his entire life," Vomvolakis said.

A close friend, who asked not to be identified, said Massler is talented actor who "loves the absurdity of life" but who had "crossed the line."

"He pushed boundaries and sometimes it gets him in trouble," he said. "Is he a real threat to Ivanka Trump? No way."

Massler's younger brother, Jeremy, a Dartmouth grad, was in court for the bail hearing. He said he planned to return his brother to Nevada to "get some psychiatric care."

Neither Ivanka Trump nor Kushner would comment.

Massler allegedly threatened to kill himself at Ivanka Trump's showroom, "ruining her whole luxury jewelry line with the presence of a dead guy."

He set up several Web sites in homage to Trump. In one, "Ivanka Trump Fan Blog," Massler wrote of living on the streets outside a Fifth Avenue church near her office.

"I remember looking up at Trump Tower wondering which one was her office," he tweeted Feb. 25. "I wonder if when Ivanka looks down on the street she knows that there are homeless people down there praying for her to save them?"

He also posted a hand-drawn cartoon in which he fantasized that Ivanka rescued him from his situation and gave him a penthouse apartment in Trump Tower, only to snap out of his dream world and have her leave him shivering on the street.

Massler hails from a wealthy family -- his father, Howard, is a retired lawyer in posh Marina Del Ray, Calif., and his mother, Randee, who worked in real estate, recently moved to Nevada from an impressive spread in tony Basking Ridge, NJ.


And it gets more interesting, folks. Apparently Mrs. Trump wasn't the first person in this man's lens. He apparently also fixated on Tucker Max, the author of the book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. The title of his blog is Tucker Max is a Douchebag. The links to the different bits of coverage in this story are all over the place. You can find several links here, one of my personal favorites are the links to NY Mag below.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/04/is_tweeting_angrily_about_ivan.html

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/04/ivanka_trumps_stalker_is_scari.html#comment-list

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=3hQ&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=cloud+starchaser+ivanka+trump&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

And one of the most disconcerting and damning parts of this tale? At one time he was an active member of the RLSH community, patrolling with other heroes. People are concerned about the potential backlash this will have on the community. I have stated that Krampus keeps an eye out on both sides, being vigilant of potential problems and threats to people. This is one that can not be ignored, as the young man even so much as quoted Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction to be true. Justin, or Cloud as he prefers to be called, is news. News that I believe should be faced and met head on, not adopting the policy of Captain Ostrich and burying one's head in the sand, hunkering down and hoping that the storm will pass leaving those in its wake unscathed. It's too late for that. What I write is not to spread venom, but to bring up what I know others will ask, and better you hear it from Krampus than cackling jackals wishing to destroy you and your movement, hoisted with your own petards.

Now, I've never met Cloud Starchaser, nor heard of him until today. But in doing some research, the young man has had contact with quite a few people in the RLSH community, some of whom consider him a good friend. If you wish to address this as one day the media and less than friendly bloggers will demand, ask yourselves these questions. How long ago has anyone interacted with Cloud face to face? Were there any warning signs that things would go this far back when you knew him? Was he as active in your community, less than, or absent altogether leading up to this debacle? Was he distancing himself from you all? Was there anything, even a glimmer of a hint, that could have foretold you what he was capable of, giving you the chance to stop it? Hindsight tends to be 20/20, so those of you that know, or knew the man, are no doubt searching your memories now, scouring for that glimmer, trying to think what could have been done differently.

This message is to Justin/Cloud and his family. I understand this is a trying time for you all, I've seen that he is diagnosed with schizophrenia. I hope that if any good can come of this, he can be treated and receive the help he deserves. I'm sure that there are many sending concerns to you, with well wishes a rarity. For Ivanka and her husband, I'm sure they'll be fine, despite the threats and contact. Right now, the main concern is helping Justin/Cloud.

This next paragraph is a statement for those in the RLSH communities. For the RLSH that I have met, spoken with or have never heard of me until your discovering this blog, this is a real problem that needs to be focused upon. Many would jokingly say that you'd have to be a little nuts to call yourself a superhero and patrol, making the streets safer. Of course those in the know understand that it's something born of a desire to make your surroundings better and not crazy, so much as different. Yet still there are others in the ranks that some would openly accuse of being more than different, more than eccentric. People like Master Legend or Tothian who've said some outlandish things compared to the norm, not to mention in actions. Then again, I've seen YouTube video stars as well as Shaolin monks who have demonstrated the ability to be struck in the groin repeatedly to show their stamina and endurance, so maybe it's not as crazy when you put things into perspective. But regardless, this event may have ramifications if explored further by the media. Connections may be made to the RLSH due to Cloud's connections and friendships. Because of this, I say to those that are more outlandish, who express themselves in more outrageous ways without naming names, be wary. For one day the public eye may focus upon you all, and every expression of yourselves will be magnified, scrutinized, a litmus test to compare all to one or a few. If anyone in the community knows of someone that needs to be spoken with, do so. But also keep in mind that in any organization, whenever things are dealt with in house and behind closed doors away from prying eyes, people will make their own assumptions and scream of favoritism. Be mindful of it, even when you ignore it to make your own decisions unbiased by the masses.

The following will focus on both the RLSH and with the RLSV. When it comes to mental illness, it can be tricky. What to say, do you want to get involved with it, if you ignore it will the subject go away? Of course, another is knowing that someone has a mental illness, yet seems stable, strong in fact. They're capable of hiding it, masking any danger with intelligence, quick wit, a smile hiding the frown and tears. But how much more dangerous is the one that adds fuel to the fire, fans the flame, stokes the furnace, knowing one's triggers and pushing the button like a Pavlovian monkey until it is overstimulated, and the next actions unpredictable? Or worse, genuinely threatening? Someone being turned into a gun, then set loose. Where does the responsibility lie? With the person committing the acts after being wound up? Or the one(s) doing the winding? Whose is the greater responsibility? This is a question that should also be focused upon, for in the RLSH, some might accuse you of putting the notions of the outlandish in Cloud's mind, then setting him loose. Whether or not it's true, the accusation MAY be made. For the RLSV, this accusation HAS been made, but people joke about it, claiming no responsibility. After all, that would constitute a real threat, wouldn't it? The kind that they hide behind being activists and parody, policing those that do genuine harm. And I know what some of you are thinking, but although that individual has suffered this, let us focus on someone potentially worse. Me.

The man behind the Krampus you all know is someone that has dealt with his own demons. Depression, suicidal tendencies, even thoughts of rage. At the worst, lowest times, ll it would take would be the proper sequence of trigger events to make the man behind the demon go fuck it, and wish to turn violent thoughts into action. The thoughts are certainly there at times, but to act upon them? I know the difference between right and wrong, good and evil. And I choose not to free the beast when reason, focus and stress relieving outlets like this one can manifest themselves. Better to joke about ripping someone's head off or writing dirty, dark gothic poetry than to grab the easily available weapon and hack the source of the words, then set everything on fire to destroy evidence. If anyone knows what Krampus is about in this incarnation, then you know who and what I am, what I'm capable of. Some of you have been there to talk it out, to reason with me, to keep me sane. For that, if I haven't done so before, I thank you all for accepting Krampus, the good and the wicked all in one. Mostly good, but with plenty of evil icing. Freshly squeezed.

See what I did there? Tension breaker. Humor. And some say I have no sense of it. Shigger please. But then, let's look at someone else, someone claiming to do good, help the community despite a facade to the contrary. A few months ago I called into Meow and Friends, even in the chat. Krampus had said he wasn't sure if there was anything worth living for anymore. This individual then stated he'd back off the verbal barrage until I was better. Since then, we've gotten into it time and again, recently with accusations appearing to coincide with people's desire to create an all ages show for all listeners and callers, focusing on the positive. Then, after months in the community, with over a millennium of history and lore of Krampus the legend being a monster who takes children, kidnaps, tortures and eats them, finally gets around to accusing the man behind the Krampus of the same acts? I find it laughable, even smacking of desperation as I called the individual out on his own nature, claiming to understand 'evil' and that it doesn't hurt or encourage others to do so. Of course it does! To claim otherwise is bad comedy. Oh, but not the fake evil, not the facade of evil they're portraying. Of course, Krampus is a big boy, I could take the accusation and investigations and laugh it off. Come one come all! Bring your lenses to me and we'll see what bodies are buried in my yard!

But then again, I have to wonder. The same libelous gun was pulled on a friend of mine, loaded with the same soul damning ammunition fired upon him. Had the attack not been withdrawn, it could have done irreparable harm to him, amputating his very soul. The hide of a Krampus is thicker, uglier, much more durable to such attacks, forged in the fires of hell and purgatory. Such insults are the air one breathes. And at best, no one takes it seriously, people know the man behind the Krampus. And Krampus can take the hit. At best, it's nothing. But what if Krampus weren't at his best, what if there was a weakness in the armor, what if the man was becoming frail again, vulnerable? What if such an insult did find the Achilles' Heel, worn down by other concerns of life, the armored hide losing integrity despite the facade? Then the consequences of the action becomes in doubt. Perhaps the shooter never knew of the weakness, assuming Krampus would have the strength to shrug it off. Perhaps the wound was an accident. But what if it was worse? What if the shooter DID know, having an awareness of the weakness of one's enemy, it would be folly not to capitalize on it. It could harm, doing as much potential damage as to another target. Perhaps even worse. Perhaps the beast would wish to end the pain any way they could. By bottle and pills, by gun loaded with hollow points aimed at the temple, driving away all who could be there to help him this time. Perhaps even writing an angry blog damning those he called friend, those specifically in life meant to help others and stop this tragedy.

Or worse, perhaps the man behind the beast would become more devious, knowing full well what real evil is. Evil infects. Evil corrupts. Evil wears one down. Evil takes away hope. Evil erodes. Harms. Tortures. Kills. And evil can turn the desperate, the pained, into someone wishing to go down in a blaze of glory, turning those that he felt wronged him into his suicide weapon. Stalking someone online and claiming to want to kill yourself in their store is one thing. Imagine feeling that enough is enough, cutting a bloody path on those who for too long have spewed their poisons, stoked the flames and believe it's all in fun with no consequences. Imagine putting them in a position that in order to save themselves or the ones closest to them, these toxic pretenders are given the opportunity to kill the now rampaging beast. To turn a weapon upon the weapon they've unleashed, by intent or by accident, would it matter at that point? In the end, at least one life would be taken. Would it be just desserts? Karma? Or would it be a bloody lesson carved into one's psyche forever, all while uttering that it was all just a joke?

That...is evil. And I choose not to walk down that path. But I am painfully aware of it. Now, with all that said, if warning signs were put up like the above story, if things began to look darker, unhealthy like cancerous tumors growing here, would someone reach out to me? If things progressed to go to far, going to the criminal, who reading this would attempt to stop me? Are you heroes, vigilantes who believe that whatever I unleash, the ones on the receiving end have it coming? Would you do nothing, assuming someone else would? If the media approaches people in regards to someone like Cloud, people will ask if there were warning signs, if there was something you could have done. I reiterate to you all that if you are unsure of a friend and how they may be acting, if they may be more than just eccentric, then talk to them. Make sure they have the resources that they need to get help and be well. If there's any doubt, reach out, do something. It may make all the difference in the world. Don't deny it, face it like any other fear. It's the only way to make sure it doesn't win. What you all may take from this is entirely up to you.

Cloud, Justin, whatever you may wish to call yourself if you're reading this, I hope you get well soon, and that was sincere. But now to better prepare everyone for what may be spoken of in the media and blogopsphere, now it's time for a roast. Here are a few possibilities that people may wish to make fun of or laugh about at your expense, better you hear it from me than a heartless douchebag wishing to garner ratings at your expense. I don't feel like doing mental illness jokes, so let's look at what else we can say.

Name humor:
Cloud Starchaser? Well, you apparently have the star chaser part right. To me, it sounds like a gay fanfic involving Final Fantasy and Star Wars characters! Does that mean Sephiroth was trying to compensate for something?

Stalker humor:
Cloud, I'm sorry to tell you this, but Ivanka is NOT your shipoopi! She's married, and I'm pretty sure that claiming to be King of the Jews is not going to give you Prima Nocta rights!

Religious humor:
By the way, how the hell did you become King of the Jews? Was there a pay per view smackdown with Jesus that I didn't know about? I'd love to have seen that, grab the crown of thorns off his head then nutshot him with it, then go for the pin! 1! 2! 3! He wins it ladies and gentlemen!

Appearance humor:
I saw both your mugshot and haircut. What the hell happened? You look like a caveman with a Keanu Reeves as Ted 'Theodore' Logan 'do! Does Unga Bunga really translate into 'whoa!'? And I'd never have thought that a caveman from space could be Jewish. Ah well, I'm not about to insult you over that, especially since you helped me save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Suicide humor(and yes, I can say it because I've been there fuckers!):
If you killed yourself in her store, I'm not really sure that would qualify them as 'blood diamonds'. But wouldn't it be hilarious if after you blew your brains out, Donald would come over to you, point at the gun and say, 'You're fired!'?

Murder humor:
If you were going to kill Jared, maybe you could throw him into the printing press and afterward say, 'So THAT'S black and white and red all over! I get it!' Or maybe not, that might be pressing your luck.

Plastic surgery/psychology/murder humor:
Wouldn't it be funny if after they fixed your broken and crooked nose that mentally you'd be all right again? Who'd have thought a fractured nose equals a fractured psyche? God, you'd probably kill any circus clown who grabs your nose and goes 'HONK!'

Okay, maybe that last one qualifies as a mental illness joke, but I'm a believer that as George Carlin said, you can joke about anything. I am still sincere about getting those who need help what they deserve, and this is blowing off further steam. If you don't like it, or wish to express yourselves in ways other than on an open forum, write to krampusnights@hotmail.com but be warned, as I may or may not post the e-mail here, it is my prerogative and choice to do so if I feel it is important. For the most part though, I'll probably keep our communiques private.

Oh, and to any RLSV's who are thinking of offering me membership to your respective groups due to my most recent blog and attitude, go fuck yourselves with a piledriver.