Razing Arizona

By now, I've no doubt you've all heard of the tragedy of the shooting in Tucson Arizona this weekend. Six people dead, including a judge and a nine year old girl. Fourteen wounded, including Representative Gabrielle Giffords. The suspect apprehended is 22 year old Jared Lee Loughner. Three people wrestled him to the ground, including an elderly woman who was able to keep Loughner from reloading his Glock 18, a semi-automatic pistol with a clip capable of holding 33 rounds of 9 mm. ammunition. Authorities are not only planning on charging Loughner with murder and attempted murder, but for terrorism. Police and federal agents are also looking for a second suspect who may have worked with Loughner. This was a tragedy, and people wish those still alive make a full recovery.

Now it's time for the fun parts!

Have you seen this pathetic man-cunt? Shaving his head with a shit eating grin, but I suppose it's better and far more intimidating than his Billy Squire 'do.

Oh my fucking Krampus! He looks like Jason Mewes on a bender! But NOOOO, he couldn't be inspired enough to go the Travis Bickle route and leave a patch to shine shoes with in prison, much less his to wipe his new boyfriend's dick off with. And it looks like he's had issues in the past. Rejected by the Army after flunking a drug test and was considered so mentally unstable that he was banned from his college campus, where officials considered him a threat to other students and faculty. Yet, still he was able to purchase a gun at a sporting goods store, plot and plan to kill the Representative, and the rest is history. Gee whiz folks, he flunked out of being in the Army, and still was able to constitute a danger to people. At least White Skull was a veteran and fit much of the same psych profile as this douchestain, which was why I told the San Diego Comic Con about his possible involvement in The Potentate's threat of unleashing poison gas there. After all, San Diego is 'his city', so if anyone was going to fuck up anything there, it's him. And yet, in hindsight, giving him the benefit of the doubt of being a palpable threat, it turns out that history may remember him as being threateningly flacid. At worst, a poser. A wannabe Loughner. Gods, that's pathetic.

By the way, you wanted me to use your name in my blogs again. You're welcome. I'm sure Mrs. Skull appreciates you going back on your word and into your old recliner 'o doom.

And now, they've found paperwork and other paraphernalia showing that Loughner had been planning this attack for some time, so whoever his accomplice is a fellow conspirator. Police found paperwork labeled 'assassination'.

Seriously? You left a Scooby-Doo sized clue for anyone breaking into your house(with a warrant, hint hint) to find? Oh, this is fucking hysterical! Jared, you shaved your head, plotted this spree, wrote in big letters detailing your plan, then you get taken down by two guys and a granny. Pathetic. Not even worth a mention as a guest villain in a fourth rate comic book. You deserved to get caught, and congratulations on the health care you'll be getting behind bars for shooting a child. By health care, I mean getting the new fish treatment, then ending up in the infirmary if you survive, then await your eventual trial and execution. Dumb fuck.

Let's examine further his possible rationale and methodology. He planned to kill the Rep in public, and commit carnage for reasons yet unrevealed. He had three clips of ammo for his Glock, he emptied 33 shots from one clip, killing six, wounding fourteen. That's twenty wounded or dead from thirty-three shots. You know what I call that? FUCKING AMATEUR! Compensating for lack of any actual aim by spraying bullets? 20 out of 33, that's what, a grade of 58? F minus! And here's where it gets even more fucked, you bought a semi-automatic. You could have bought a submachine gun that had greater ammunition capacity, then find plans on the internet or a gun show to modify it to full auto. Not doing the work, not buying the right tool for the job? Sloppy. F minus.

But it's the Scooby-Doo shit that gets me. You unload, don't prepare to go hand to hand with anyone around you, counting on fear to keep people at bay. You're at a political rally in Arizona and the reaction is called FIGHT or flight. You had a grandmother keep you from reloading your obviously compensating Glock. Seriously, it rhymes with cock! Your subconscious betrayed you, dipshit! And a grandmother figure cock-blocked you! You get to live the rest of your pathetically short life knowing you were foiled by the equivalent of Nana walking in on you masturbating in the bathroom! Of course, the two guys tackling you helped, but still. You were stopped whacking by Nana. Fucking loser!

Oh Jared, Jared, Jared. Now, I in no way endorse the fuck nor wish to inspire anyone else into performing such heinous acts. But I've already been fantasizing this weekend on several other scenarios that would make your little attack look like a temper tantrum. I know we have yet to hear about your reasonings, but you have to have more imagination and preparedness if you're going to commit acts of violence. For example, simply hypothetical. Let's say the object of your hate spouts off bile and you wish to silence them. Fine. Get a larger caliber gun, get closer if possible, then shoot the jaw off. If you symbolically take away the mouth of the person that upsets you, and literally decimate it so they look like the girl in The Grudge, that's going to leave an impression psychologically on people. The more horrific the act, the greater the likeliness that those that would attack you wouldn't due to the psychological effect. And seriously, what did this woman ever do to you? Did she hit close to home, were her words attacking you or those close to you? What? I know one of the smartest things you could have done was to invoke your Fifth Amendment rights and shut the fuck up, but eventually the story will come out, and the spin is going to be murder. Oh wait, no, that's what your sentence is going to be.

Truly, it's a good thing this pathetic excuse for DNA was prevented from harming anyone else. he could have had more military training or hunting, he could be a sadist torturing animals for desensitization. Of course, time will tell as the story unfolds. Jared Lee Loughner, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. You're the example that with seven billion humans, quality decreases as quantity increases. All you would have needed would be a single bullet, hollow point preferably to put into your skull and save the world the expense of your trial. Or even better, you could have opened your mouth and talked to someone! I can't tell you how many times discussing, venting, speaking to someone about the growing darkness within can help to purge it and get to the cause of the problems. Also thanks to DC's Guardian for the chat yesterday, I believe it was mutually beneficial. But an attempted execution and act of terror, the likes of which I've been warning people of for some time now I might add, have been ceased before more harm could be caused. But the takedown, the wasted ammunition, the firearm being more of convenience than dedication, all makes you a grade F Minus loser. And yet, despite all the negative marks, you had more conviction to carry out your thoughts than every RLSV I've ever met or heard of combined. Hell, even moreso than some of the darker RLSH acting like vigilantes. Only in commitment, of the act, not dedication to finding and controlling your own demons nor channeling it into something positive. Couldn't you have at least screamed "Don't close our border!" or "Leave the immigrants alone!" while you were pulling out your gun?

I wonder if it's too early to book a seat for the execution...