Sorry you're not a federally charged cyber-stalker

I nearly lost a friend and someone with whom I have a great deal of respect on 9/11, so out of respect, I declined engaging in this rhetoric yesterday. But since the news has had its day of reliving the carnage and the remembrance done, now is the time to engage in the democratic response.

Oops.

Oh look kiddies, Krampus made a mistake! Oh, but wait...in the land of the invertebrates, you've made a mistake, you've made one, you...yep, you too...that one...mistake...mistake...mistake...hmm. Looks like a lot of that going around. But to say I attacked someone? Tch tch tch. SImply not true. Especially when I go through the trouble of actually trying to HELP someone by contacting the FBI and local constabulary about threats both about a friend, and someone whom in my opinion is an obnoxious, self-righteous, escalating in actions and potential violence, arrogant, self-editing so he doesn't believe he makes mistakes rules lawyer persona for RPG playing, human analog for an attempted irritant waste of a panty liner who threatened to destroy one of my friends, but doesn't deserve to die. What wondrous gratitude. Then again, I'm not sure I should expect anything more from someone who first challenged the leader of a group, only to have his head so far up the walking chimney's posterior as to taste his breakfast with a taint of hickory. Maybe that would explain the lack of flesh, it's jerky by now, but I could be mistaken.

So yes, I mentioned to the authorities that one individual I know but would NEVER be classified as a friend, was being threatened by someone else who looks familiar...it's that damned facial hair and structure, I've seen him somewhere before, not to mention boasting the training to be a killer...anyway, one individual threatened to kill another, and send the head to a friend of mine, involving them in a threat on someone's life. Now, despite the fact that I'd LOVE to hear the verbal diarrhea spewed from his cakehole silenced once and for all, I don't wish for my friend to be involved with someone's threat upon him. There was genuine danger, and it wouldn't be right to have this person's wife turned into a widow. So, once again, I did my civic duty and reported this threat to the authorities.

However, in my zeal, I made an oopsie. I made a post on my Myspace status that in taking this person's photo down, that I do not endorse federally charged cyber-stalkers. Or their accomplices. Now, that part is true, I don't endorse them. Worst kind of people, you know. But the mistake was, that particular person was NOT in fact charged with a federal statute of cyber-stalking. Nope, never arrested and charged with that. I mean, the mistake was honest enough to make. I mean, when you threaten to destroy someone, supposed joke or not, then the FBI looks into a threat against that individual, you'd think they'd look into that. So, I was wrong. For this, I retracted my statement, which yes, could be defamation of character. For this, I apologize. I'd be happy to call you by name to ensure how sincere I am, but somehow I don't think you'd like me saying that on an open forum, would you Smeagol? Nice artwork, by the way. But I'm no longer endorsing it, charges or not. John Wayne Gacy was a great artist too, but I'd hardly recommend his art be sold to benefit a clown college.

Alas, Krampus made a mistake, of which retraction and apology was issued. I see you're going on retirement, coming out long enough to state a defense. But now I've done the same as your benefactor, making a mistake and apologizing for it. So now at least Krampus is among the company of people you keep. And now in making a mistake, owning up for it and rectification, Krampus is now the perfect example to state that one should do more research and get the facts before posting. Especially if your primary business is rumor mongering. But you know, that's the risk when you hold up an inflammatory mirror, the reflection may appear distorted. Monstrous. False. Lies. But a threat? No.

This isn't a threat either. It's a promise. An oath.

If someone threatens my friends, I WILL defend them. And lately, people have been running their mouths, putting out enough rope to hang themselves. Sooner or later, you may trip up. Watch your necks, or your own actions will hang you. Not from me, though. I don't get off on autoerotic asphyxia. But I WILL ensure my friends are safeguarded. I don't suggest you threaten them again.