We will NEVER fuck, Skull!

Tonight was your show, dear boy. You were the featured guest on Creature Feature. It went well, you represented your organization well and even handled yourself with one liners and timing. Well done, dear boy. I bow to your place as the guest with respect.

Pint Sized Tyrant and I called in to engage you in conversation, and Executrix and Tiny Terror were wonderful hosts. Truth be told, had you not been scheduled to be on the show, I may not have joined otherwise. But it went well. Also, I was prepared for things to be less civil and more heated than it was, but it would seem that decorum shows that we CAN be civil to one another. A pleasant surprise.

I didn't expect however to seemingly steal the show. It would seem that several people on the show were taken by me. It was also a chance to level the field, now both of us have voices to use as templates as we read each other's words. The seeming attention doted upon me for my vocal tones and mimicry was a pleasant surprise. I also noticed the racial jibe and bait thrown out there. Clever, but shot down like clay pigeons.

'Twas a shame you had to retire early, my boy. It was also surprising to hear how people were seemingly becoming SEDUCED by my voice! I appreciate the compliments, even if I do not reciprocate the passions. It was also a surprise that at the end, I was thanked before you! Not my attention, I assure you. But perhaps I will call in again in the future, and we can continue our jousts should it be desired. The show was pleasant, it's been some time since I engaged in a broadcast roundtable.

Before attempting to retire before morning, I have a few things I'd like to say to help purge the adrenaline of tonight. You brought up a wonderful point in the history of Krampus, and the declaration of having no fear for not being a child was well done. But as I was interrupted by requests of my talents, I was unable to continue my tale. As I said, the Nazis engaged in looking into the occult. Part of the lost tale of Krampus was, the Nazis did in fact try to use the name of Krampus to frighten their enemies, while being wicked themselves. So Krampus engaged them in bloody, glorious combat. However, the lost tale is that in their practice, were able to temporarily contain Krampus, locking him away before punishing the slayers of the six million. Adolph as a child was missed, and should have been rectified. As Krampus Nacht grew into Krampus Nights, the followers sustained Krampus, growing in power, until fate and fortune allowed Krampus to be released. Now, there is much to make up for in the way of lost time. So in the past, Krampus went after the wicked child and women of loose morality. But the children grew into monsters, villains, terrors. The spoiled grew to throw parties and those that arrive with no gifts are seen as socially inept. Those on the Naughty list are rewarded? This is against the natural order. So now, the adults are also within the visions and ears of Krampus. There are no age limits in the twenty-first century. Time will tell if the scales will be balanced within a single lifetime.

And you've revealed some sensitive truths of yourself tonight, attraction to my voice aside. I can begin to see why some might grasp at straws of racial prejudice in past statements, but I wish to make this clear. I will NEVER hate you or another for race, skin tone, facial features, genealogy, religion, family or heritage. I have other reasons to do so by word and deed, by action and patterns perceived. Especially when the sites are targeting those I feel closest to. And unlike others in our circles who like to edit and hide away the truth(by the way, thanks for approving on the nickname 'Menstruating Mudworm' on air tonight, do you think it will catch on?), my posts remain, as I am resolute in my belief that only an idiot would have reacted as some have to my words. Grasping at straws, claiming malice where none could clearly be. There was no prejudice in my words, nor their intended targets. But they did make for quite the bait in reactions, didn't they? And you took it, as well as Mr. Menstruating. Something inflammatory and discerned to be threatening to invoke a reaction. We're both guilty of that. And I don't hide the fact. But, we were able to move past that tonight I believe. Or at least not to target each other's threats on air. I never expected the seduction though. I will agree with your stance on Psycho Anus the Rapist, the attention isn't reciprocated. No means no!

When it comes to perceived threats against those I care for, I am capable of terrible reprisals to defend them. Say what you will of me, but against those I care for and they me? Far worse. It would be the same feeling if someone said something about your lovely wife and family. That feeling in your gut, the growing desire to snatch the tongue from the head of anyone saying a word against them? I feel the same for my clan, biological and extended. And they were threatened earlier this year. We both feel strongly for those we care for. You for yours and ROACH, I for my people. We're both capable of civility and carnage in the defense for our territories. I am not apologizing nor asking for one. But tonight, we were able to speak on civil terms, in witness of the aether of the internet, and the growing audience for a show featuring you as a guest. You should be proud.

I STILL will NEVER fuck you, though. I know, maybe I'm a tease. Deal with it.

Until next time, Auf Wiedersehen, and may your nightmares remind you how wonderful it feels to be alive, much like tonight was,
Krampus