I know what you must be thinking. What the fuck is our favorite Christmas demon talking about? Surely with all the drama in Skiffytown and furthered attacks by stalkers, surely you must have something more to say!
Well, to be honest, an old world demon such as myself isn't above the occasional groveling. So with Megacon coming up, despite the fact that Krampus will more than likely not be in attendance due to a prior engagement, there were pleads that the waves not be churned any further so that the seas of the communities would know some kind of calm. It's nice to know I'm such an important linchpin in a VERY large warhead waiting to be detonated!
But despite this, Krampus has always been a fan of that which is heavily geek chic. Case in point, a young man who I daresay will one day take his place in nerdcore rap and video game conventions as surely as The Damsels of Dorkington or MC Frontalot. Recently this came to my attention, and I think it's something fun to show to all those who still to this day, despite claiming to ignore me and my page, continually monitor and hang on my every word like a meathook. Without further ado, I give you ZMix and None Like Joshua and the Dragon Ball Z Dubstep Remix!
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Came from outerspace then
I was a giant ape with
A tail behind my back when
I'm fighting in a tournament
Trained by Master Roshi.
My chi is what he showed me.
Krillin's destructo discus
Can't touch my flying nimbus so
Training by
The King Kai
Kaiyoken
20x
Gohan
Growing up
Piccolo
Shows em what
Gotta beat
Raditz and
Vegeta
Nappa up
Dragonballs
Make a wish
Bring em back
To earth again
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
I'm flying on the snake way
Namek's going mayday
I'm battling with Frieza
and now he beat my team up
Super Saiyan then I'm gonna start
Now he's playing on a trump card
My chi is off the radar
Coming back to life with
The dragon balls in sight, yes
I'm closing up the dead zone
Spirit Bomb for three episodes
I'm fighting with the Cell now
And then I die again, wow
This ain't a dance to dubstep
I haven't done the fusion yet
Fingers to
My forehead
Instant
Teleporting
Killing all
The Androids
Eighteen
Anymore
Super Saiyan
1
no 2
no 3 now
Never get a time to rest, now we got to fight again
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Just when I think I have you figured out Krampus you find a way to surprise. I resolved a while ago to focus on what is important to me and leave the trivial things behind me as best I could and I still aim to try it. Too bad you can't make it to the con - it would have been a good time with old friends.
ReplyDeleteOh come now, one HAS to maintain some mystery and resolve to surprise. Otherwise, you just get stuck in the same old predictable rut like some people! Ahh well, I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied in the Portland area while there.
ReplyDeletePortland? Why Krampus...what could POSSIBLY warrant your attention in Portland? Are you longing for the frigid cold nights that chilled man, woman, and beasts to the bone? ;)
ReplyDeleteI have prudent business to attend to there. Important people that warrant meeting, ones who made such noise Krampus could not help but hear them. But, I've said too much. More to be revealed at a later time I suppose. Watch the local news.
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