You know folks, some things are just brutal, honest truths. There are some beings who are in no way evil or sadistic, but cannot help but have a compulsive laugh in the face of the horrific. And recently I discovered an upcoming movie that I dare say may become the next large focal point for the RLSH/RLSV movements. Namely because I dare say we've all felt like this at some point, some more than others. And yes. the man behind Mr. Floppy from Unhappily Ever After as well as Police Academy and One Crazy Summer has written and directed this. Coming later this year is the ultimate expression of people with nothing left to lose, and if fate has chosen for them to shuffle off this mortal coil, then why not take others along who deserve it? For your viewing pleasure, I give you the trailer for Bobcat Goldthwait's movie, God Bless America.
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 23, 2012
Krampus dubstep remix?
I know what you must be thinking. What the fuck is our favorite Christmas demon talking about? Surely with all the drama in Skiffytown and furthered attacks by stalkers, surely you must have something more to say!
Well, to be honest, an old world demon such as myself isn't above the occasional groveling. So with Megacon coming up, despite the fact that Krampus will more than likely not be in attendance due to a prior engagement, there were pleads that the waves not be churned any further so that the seas of the communities would know some kind of calm. It's nice to know I'm such an important linchpin in a VERY large warhead waiting to be detonated!
But despite this, Krampus has always been a fan of that which is heavily geek chic. Case in point, a young man who I daresay will one day take his place in nerdcore rap and video game conventions as surely as The Damsels of Dorkington or MC Frontalot. Recently this came to my attention, and I think it's something fun to show to all those who still to this day, despite claiming to ignore me and my page, continually monitor and hang on my every word like a meathook. Without further ado, I give you ZMix and None Like Joshua and the Dragon Ball Z Dubstep Remix!
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Came from outerspace then
I was a giant ape with
A tail behind my back when
I'm fighting in a tournament
Trained by Master Roshi.
My chi is what he showed me.
Krillin's destructo discus
Can't touch my flying nimbus so
Training by
The King Kai
Kaiyoken
20x
Gohan
Growing up
Piccolo
Shows em what
Gotta beat
Raditz and
Vegeta
Nappa up
Dragonballs
Make a wish
Bring em back
To earth again
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
I'm flying on the snake way
Namek's going mayday
I'm battling with Frieza
and now he beat my team up
Super Saiyan then I'm gonna start
Now he's playing on a trump card
My chi is off the radar
Coming back to life with
The dragon balls in sight, yes
I'm closing up the dead zone
Spirit Bomb for three episodes
I'm fighting with the Cell now
And then I die again, wow
This ain't a dance to dubstep
I haven't done the fusion yet
Fingers to
My forehead
Instant
Teleporting
Killing all
The Androids
Eighteen
Anymore
Super Saiyan
1
no 2
no 3 now
Never get a time to rest, now we got to fight again
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Well, to be honest, an old world demon such as myself isn't above the occasional groveling. So with Megacon coming up, despite the fact that Krampus will more than likely not be in attendance due to a prior engagement, there were pleads that the waves not be churned any further so that the seas of the communities would know some kind of calm. It's nice to know I'm such an important linchpin in a VERY large warhead waiting to be detonated!
But despite this, Krampus has always been a fan of that which is heavily geek chic. Case in point, a young man who I daresay will one day take his place in nerdcore rap and video game conventions as surely as The Damsels of Dorkington or MC Frontalot. Recently this came to my attention, and I think it's something fun to show to all those who still to this day, despite claiming to ignore me and my page, continually monitor and hang on my every word like a meathook. Without further ado, I give you ZMix and None Like Joshua and the Dragon Ball Z Dubstep Remix!
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Came from outerspace then
I was a giant ape with
A tail behind my back when
I'm fighting in a tournament
Trained by Master Roshi.
My chi is what he showed me.
Krillin's destructo discus
Can't touch my flying nimbus so
Training by
The King Kai
Kaiyoken
20x
Gohan
Growing up
Piccolo
Shows em what
Gotta beat
Raditz and
Vegeta
Nappa up
Dragonballs
Make a wish
Bring em back
To earth again
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
I'm flying on the snake way
Namek's going mayday
I'm battling with Frieza
and now he beat my team up
Super Saiyan then I'm gonna start
Now he's playing on a trump card
My chi is off the radar
Coming back to life with
The dragon balls in sight, yes
I'm closing up the dead zone
Spirit Bomb for three episodes
I'm fighting with the Cell now
And then I die again, wow
This ain't a dance to dubstep
I haven't done the fusion yet
Fingers to
My forehead
Instant
Teleporting
Killing all
The Androids
Eighteen
Anymore
Super Saiyan
1
no 2
no 3 now
Never get a time to rest, now we got to fight again
Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Eliminating the real threats
It's always wonderful to see justice done, After all, Krampus is a potential mouthpiece for the 99%. I almost feel like the magistrate of Bete Noire!
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/19/tech/sopa-blackouts/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
Lawmakers withdraw support of anti-piracy bills after online protest
By the CNN Wire Staff
updated 3:21 PM EST, Thu January 19, 2012 |
Some lawmakers are rethinking their support of controversial anti-piracy bills that led to some websites shutting down in protest.
The protest was in response to the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) bill, a piece of proposed legislation that is working its way through Congress. A Senate committee approved a similar bill in May called the Protect IP Act (PIPA), which is now pending before the full Senate.
The protest seemed to change the minds of lawmakers, including those that had strongly backed the bills in the past.
"We can find a solution that will protect lawful content. But this bill is flawed & that's why I'm withdrawing my support. #SOPA #PIPA," Republican Sen. Roy Blunt wrote on his official Twitter page.
Republican Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, who was an initial co-sponsor of PIPA, reversed his position.
"I have decided to withdraw my support for the Protect IP Act. Furthermore, I encourage Senator Reid to abandon his plan to rush the bill to the floor. Instead, we should take more time to address the concerns raised by all sides, and come up with new legislation that addresses Internet piracy while protecting free and open access to the Internet," Rubio wrote on a Facebook post.
Rep Lee Terry (R-Neb.), an original co-sponsor of SOPA, also said he had changed his view.
"Thank you for your concern about #SOPA. I have asked to have my name removed from the bill. However, the economic impact of IP theft is real and a solution is needed," Terry wrote on Facebook.
Share your thoughts on SOPA and PIPA on iReport
Wikipedia, one of the websites that shut down on Wednesday, returned Thursday with the message: "Thank you for protecting Wikipedia. We're not done yet."
Clicking on that message takes a Wikipedia viewer to a thank you letter and instructions on how to continue fighting against anti-piracy bills that critics say could amount to censorship.
"Your voice was loud and strong," the message said. "Millions of people have spoken in defense of a free and open Internet." (Why Wikipedia went down at midnight)
On Wednesday, instead of the usual encyclopedia articles, visitors to Wikipedia's English-language site were greeted by a message about the decision to black out its Web page for an entire day. However, users were able to access its mobile site on some smartphones.
Boing Boing, a blog that took part in Wednesday's online protest but returned on Thursday, said the U.S. Senate was considering legislation that would "certainly kill us forever. The legislation ... would put us in legal jeopardy if we linked to a site anywhere online that had any links to copyright infringement."
"In the past, the media industry has often gone after particular infringers -- people who have downloaded stuff off the Internet and sharing it. And now they're going after websites that link to these things," Rob Beschizza, Boing Boing's managing editor, said Wednesday. "The bill is supposed to let copyright holders get court orders against them, and there's all sorts of various measures for getting sites blacklisted or blocked.
"The problem is that the measures are so wide-ranging and so open to abuse that we're worried that sites like ours could be brought down by frivolous claims," he said.
While not blacking out its home page, search giant Google joined the cause by covering its famous logo with a black rectangle and urging visitors, "Tell Congress: Please don't censor the web!"
SOPA's supporters -- including CNN's parent company, Time Warner, and groups such as the MPAA -- say that online piracy leads to U.S. job losses because it deprives content creators of income.
The bill's supporters dismiss accusations of censorship, saying the legislation is meant to revamp a broken system that doesn't adequately prevent criminal behavior.
But SOPA critics say the bill's backers don't understand the Internet's architecture, and therefore don't appreciate the implications of the legislation they're considering.
The controversy over SOPA and PIPA has turned into an all-out war between Hollywood and Silicon Valley. Media companies have united in favor of the bills, while tech's power players are throwing their might into opposing them. (Hundreds turn out for SOPA protest in New York)
"Both SOPA and PIPA are threats not just to the U.S. economy, and not just to all the jobs that this tech sector creates, but if they had existed, Steve Huffman and I could have never founded Reddit," said Alexis Ohanian, who co-founded the site. Millions visit Reddit to submit interesting links from websites, discuss them and vote on them, he said, calling it "sort of a democratic front page of the web." Reddit also went dark Wednesday morning and was back Thursday.
One member of Congress, Rep. Darrell Issa, R-California, who opposes the bills, said the unprecedented blackouts had "turned the tide against a backroom lobbying effort by interests that aren't used to being told no."
Issa is pushing for consideration of his own plan, the OPEN Act, addressing the matter. (OPEN Act: An experiment in digital democracy)
http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/19/tech/sopa-blackouts/index.html?hpt=hp_c2
Lawmakers withdraw support of anti-piracy bills after online protest
By the CNN Wire Staff
updated 3:21 PM EST, Thu January 19, 2012 |
Some lawmakers are rethinking their support of controversial anti-piracy bills that led to some websites shutting down in protest.
The protest was in response to the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) bill, a piece of proposed legislation that is working its way through Congress. A Senate committee approved a similar bill in May called the Protect IP Act (PIPA), which is now pending before the full Senate.
The protest seemed to change the minds of lawmakers, including those that had strongly backed the bills in the past.
"We can find a solution that will protect lawful content. But this bill is flawed & that's why I'm withdrawing my support. #SOPA #PIPA," Republican Sen. Roy Blunt wrote on his official Twitter page.
Republican Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, who was an initial co-sponsor of PIPA, reversed his position.
"I have decided to withdraw my support for the Protect IP Act. Furthermore, I encourage Senator Reid to abandon his plan to rush the bill to the floor. Instead, we should take more time to address the concerns raised by all sides, and come up with new legislation that addresses Internet piracy while protecting free and open access to the Internet," Rubio wrote on a Facebook post.
Rep Lee Terry (R-Neb.), an original co-sponsor of SOPA, also said he had changed his view.
"Thank you for your concern about #SOPA. I have asked to have my name removed from the bill. However, the economic impact of IP theft is real and a solution is needed," Terry wrote on Facebook.
Share your thoughts on SOPA and PIPA on iReport
Wikipedia, one of the websites that shut down on Wednesday, returned Thursday with the message: "Thank you for protecting Wikipedia. We're not done yet."
Clicking on that message takes a Wikipedia viewer to a thank you letter and instructions on how to continue fighting against anti-piracy bills that critics say could amount to censorship.
"Your voice was loud and strong," the message said. "Millions of people have spoken in defense of a free and open Internet." (Why Wikipedia went down at midnight)
On Wednesday, instead of the usual encyclopedia articles, visitors to Wikipedia's English-language site were greeted by a message about the decision to black out its Web page for an entire day. However, users were able to access its mobile site on some smartphones.
Boing Boing, a blog that took part in Wednesday's online protest but returned on Thursday, said the U.S. Senate was considering legislation that would "certainly kill us forever. The legislation ... would put us in legal jeopardy if we linked to a site anywhere online that had any links to copyright infringement."
"In the past, the media industry has often gone after particular infringers -- people who have downloaded stuff off the Internet and sharing it. And now they're going after websites that link to these things," Rob Beschizza, Boing Boing's managing editor, said Wednesday. "The bill is supposed to let copyright holders get court orders against them, and there's all sorts of various measures for getting sites blacklisted or blocked.
"The problem is that the measures are so wide-ranging and so open to abuse that we're worried that sites like ours could be brought down by frivolous claims," he said.
While not blacking out its home page, search giant Google joined the cause by covering its famous logo with a black rectangle and urging visitors, "Tell Congress: Please don't censor the web!"
SOPA's supporters -- including CNN's parent company, Time Warner, and groups such as the MPAA -- say that online piracy leads to U.S. job losses because it deprives content creators of income.
The bill's supporters dismiss accusations of censorship, saying the legislation is meant to revamp a broken system that doesn't adequately prevent criminal behavior.
But SOPA critics say the bill's backers don't understand the Internet's architecture, and therefore don't appreciate the implications of the legislation they're considering.
The controversy over SOPA and PIPA has turned into an all-out war between Hollywood and Silicon Valley. Media companies have united in favor of the bills, while tech's power players are throwing their might into opposing them. (Hundreds turn out for SOPA protest in New York)
"Both SOPA and PIPA are threats not just to the U.S. economy, and not just to all the jobs that this tech sector creates, but if they had existed, Steve Huffman and I could have never founded Reddit," said Alexis Ohanian, who co-founded the site. Millions visit Reddit to submit interesting links from websites, discuss them and vote on them, he said, calling it "sort of a democratic front page of the web." Reddit also went dark Wednesday morning and was back Thursday.
One member of Congress, Rep. Darrell Issa, R-California, who opposes the bills, said the unprecedented blackouts had "turned the tide against a backroom lobbying effort by interests that aren't used to being told no."
Issa is pushing for consideration of his own plan, the OPEN Act, addressing the matter. (OPEN Act: An experiment in digital democracy)
Friday, January 6, 2012
A new stalker for hire
First Tim Norton, then Jake DuPree, countless others trying to attack myself and those close to me and the man behind the Krampus. Despite trying to prove you fucks have no sway in my life or choices, it looks like someone has taken it to the next level with a mercenary.
I've received several calls now from someone, at first offering a business proposal and my network of contacts would be beneficial for it. Then I find out that not only is none of it true, and of course I didn't give anyone's information for anyone close to me, but this new stalker is being paid to do so by someone who wants to fuck me over. How about that?
It's rather amusing, the lengths some people will go to in order to play the villain. Of course, some of you aren't playing, are you? Now another attempt has emerged that has targeted me, and the latest person, a mister Charlie Miller, is doing it not only because he can, but because he's being paid to. Well fuck you, Charlie. And if any of you want to find out more, why not ask Charlie himself? His number is 702-727-1802. Apparently Mr. Miller screens his calls, so it will be difficult to get him to respond directly. However, I advise you to call when you can, eave a message if possible, and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing and who put him up to this before he changes numbers and decides to stalk again.
I've received several calls now from someone, at first offering a business proposal and my network of contacts would be beneficial for it. Then I find out that not only is none of it true, and of course I didn't give anyone's information for anyone close to me, but this new stalker is being paid to do so by someone who wants to fuck me over. How about that?
It's rather amusing, the lengths some people will go to in order to play the villain. Of course, some of you aren't playing, are you? Now another attempt has emerged that has targeted me, and the latest person, a mister Charlie Miller, is doing it not only because he can, but because he's being paid to. Well fuck you, Charlie. And if any of you want to find out more, why not ask Charlie himself? His number is 702-727-1802. Apparently Mr. Miller screens his calls, so it will be difficult to get him to respond directly. However, I advise you to call when you can, eave a message if possible, and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing and who put him up to this before he changes numbers and decides to stalk again.
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