In the myriad of video games today, there is one recent game that has its moments of unadulterated grindhouse style entertainment. Shadows of the Damned follows demon hunter Garcia Hotspur as his girlfriend and love of his life Paula is kidnapped by Flemming, the ruler of the Underworld. Garcia dives in to rescue Paula and destroy Flemming and any demon that gets in his way. Along to help him is Johnson, his only friend and former resident of the Underworld who transforms into the various weapons used in the game. The pistol is referred to as Boner, as it uses demon bones as ammunition. Of course, you gain various upgrades throughout the game, one allows you to charge up an explosive shot and fire it at opponents, which is called the Hot Boner. But one of the more interesting and phallic levels is called The Big Boner, involving the Underworld's hottest sex club district. To destroy the giant demons there, Johnson gets a dose of Phone Sex from Hell, and temporarily transforms into the massive cannon called The Big Boner!
The game has moments of entertainment and somewhat challenging puzzle levels involving life-sucking darkness. It also features a soundtrack by legendary Silent Hill soundsmith Akira Yamaoka. All in all, it's not bad, despite an ending that leaves most fans limp. But here for you now is a part of the video walkthrough by Game Front featuring The Big Boner. Listen to how enthusiastic Garcia is when he shoots his crotch cannon into the face of demonic fucktards!
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