Friday, April 29, 2011

Oh look, a gun show!

I may need to pick up some new party favors in case some idiots decide to pop off near my home again. Did you know they make a three barreled shotgun, two 20 gauge over a 12 gauge? Quite lovely, 'twould be a shame to shorten the barrel. Hmm...now I get to decide between stopping power versus ammunition capacity. Maybe I'll splurge. After all, I have one less reason to make any long term plans as of this week.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Breaking news

Gunshots were heard outside. Rapid fire, neighbors also heard and couldn't find the source. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

The post where everything changes

Krampus has other things to do this evening, so this will be brief.

1.: In Batman: Bloodstorm a sequel to Batman & Dracula: Red Rain, the Joker becomes the leader of a group of vampires after the death of their original leader, Dracula, pointing out their inability to think beyond their next meal in their current condition. Although he successfully coordinates their efforts to turn and take control of all of Gotham's major crime families, the now-vampire Batman- aided by were-cat Selina Kyle- is able to destroy the Joker's minions. Unfortunately, Selina is killed in the final battle with the Joker's vampires, her death leaving Batman so enraged that he finally succumbs to his lust for blood and drinks from the Joker, staking him to prevent him from coming back as a vampire but nevertheless aware that, at the last, the Joker has won by turning him into a monster as bad as Dracula and even the Clown Prince of Crime himself.

If a self-styled RLSV shakes their baby rattle and tries to provoke someone into becoming a vigilante, someone causing bodily harm or death, does that mean that their arguments, in fact, their entire existence in the community is invalid?

2.: Using the Joker analogy above, if I were to lose my temper and physically lash out, harming, crippling or slaying my stalkers with whom I've instructed to NEVER contact myself nor my friends ever again under pain of death, does that mean they've WON if they die?

3.: If I gave people every warning of a danger, of how a reaction may be provoked and you say or do nothing, are you allowing it to happen, even agreeing with in in apathy?

4.: If you side with someone who presents a clear and present danger in word and deed, no matter how depraved they appear nor if taken as a joke, shouldn't you be held accountable to the same standard as the ones who pull triggers?

5.: If someone calling themselves a hero threatens to out a fellow hero with their secret identity and photographs, should they be treated with the same anger and views as a villain?

Food for thought. Now comes a song I've been thinking about lately. It's a catchy little ditty. Leave its meaning to your own interpretations. No explanations will be given. No apologies. No regrets.



Artist: Five Finger Death Punch
Song: War Is The Answer

Go!!

This ain't a test, Fuck the rest
Time to set the record straight
Talk your shit, Behind my back
Let's hear you say it to my face
I've heard the words fall out your lips
You little trendy fucking bitch
The time has come to get you some
Cause I do not give a shit

Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
See to me your just a cancer
Motherfucker war is the answer

As of now the end begins
I want to laugh but there's no joke
To eat with beasts
And run with the wolves
On the ashes you must choke
I know it's got to chap your ass
To think I just won't go away
Affects me not, I'm writing you off
I've got nothing more to say

Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
See to me your just a cancer
Motherfucker war is the answer

Get some

You want to disrespect me
you little fucking punk?
Everything I've done
To be who I am
As far as I've come
I'll slap you so fucking hard
It'll feel like you kissed a freight train
Fuck you
YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
Talk your shit behind my back
See to me your just a cancer
The time has come to you some
Motherfucker war is the answer

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Hey Tothian!

I don't have your e-mail address, so I thought I'd just throw this out there to reach you. Are you planning on raping or killing Agent Beryllium? How about Overlord? I'm just asking because it appears we're getting a slice of 2012 festivities early. Japan leaking radiation, waves of bodies washing on shore, the United States government shutting down, leaving our military personnel unable to collect a paycheck until it's fixed, some people in the community thinking about quitting while others make threats, I'd like to know what kind of train wreck I'm watching.

Ooooo, here's an interesting thought. If, as some people claim, if you're so susceptible to suggestion, if someone like, oh I don't know...Krampus told you to attack someone, would you do it? If I gave what sounded like a good reason, if Krampus turned on the ol' charm, is it possible to wind you up and turn you into a weapon against someone else? I'm curious. After all, that's what some people would define angels as, some are messengers, others merciful. Then there's the old testament motherfuckers who kill because someone else whispered it in their ears, told them this is what they were made for, and they did it. Personally, I may respect to a limit the single mindedness of dedication to one's cause, but automatons get boring. Beings guided by someone else's will because they let themselves be? Sounds masochistic to the point of a slave mentality. I prefer to save respect for the emancipated.

Tothian, Tothian, Tothian...what happened? You used to call into Creature Feature, engage us with tales of attacking a bear under the mistake of its identity as a raccoon. Now you're trying to suck upon the main-milky teat of Charlie Sheen? It's bad enough Master Legend showed himself in less than a positive light at the RLSH panel at Megacon. Now this insanity, or a farcical portrayal of it, isn't even laughable. It's just a moron on the ledge, while people gather around to see if you'll jump.

And the whole angel thing...yeah. This is the closest thing to mercy you're going to get from me, a lesson. There are people all over the world called Otherkin, people who believe themselves descendants of, or reincarnated from beings other than human. Some of whom truly feel they are here for a reason, to make the world a better place. Problem is, they don't take to the streets, act like Deadpool wannabes and scream what they are for everyone to ridicule. You may be willing to forgo what everyone in the RLSH and RLSV communities think, but like it or not, as long as you claim to be part angel, you represent the Angelkin community. And anything you do, good, bad, indifferent, will reflect on them. People that in some ways may be like you, in others not. But perhaps spiritual brothers and sisters, with something in common. I'm going to take a shot in the dark: over the last few months, you haven't felt as strongly connected to that part of you or others, have you? It's been lessened, if not cut off entirely. The only way to feel anything is to get the rush, to make the energy between you and others more excited. I have Otherkin friends who have felt the same way, no one knows what it is exactly. But look at the chaos around us. When cut off from that sensory input, will you stay true to yourself? Or will you lash out, because that's all you can feel anymore? It can show one the true nature of the self, the ease of shattering, the forging into something stronger. Or showing that some people aren't cut out for the path they're on.

So back to my question: do you intend to impregnate Beryllium or Overlord by hatefucking in order to plant your Nephilim seed of 'Yahhh Babies'? To be honest, it's hard to follow this story's plot. It would be nice to at least see where this story's leading, otherwise I'm going to change the channel from boredom. Of course, I only feel it fair to give warning as well.

You know by now how far I'm willing to go to defend those Krampus calls friend. Those you currently have your animosity turned on? I've either spoken to them as friend or jousted. But if you insist on calling yourself an angel and do something to damage the reputation of others that might, JUST MIGHT have a slice of the divine in them and do something to have them compared with you in a negative light, I WILL be watching. I will be there to help my friends.

And I will NOT forgive you your stupidity for affecting people you've never met, but in action graffitiing their natures, comparing gentle, noble souls to the actions of someone who gets their balls kicked in. Whatever trip you're on, read these words, do your homework on Angelkin, and watch who you're associating yourself with while realizing what your actions will reflect upon them. Think before you act. After all, you don't want a grumpy Krampus, do you? You're losing enough friends as it is.

We now return this blog to its regularly scheduled observance of the world in meltdown.