The tales and thoughts of Krampus

100 ways to Hate

2012-02-15T00:41:00.000-05:00

You know folks, it's funny. Some people reading this blog and listening to the following song are so vain, so self-absorbed, that they believe this song is about them. Sometimes, a song is simply a song. Other times, it's an anthem. Which is this? Well, let's just say when I leave it up to imaginations and don't spoon-feed a specific answer, the reactions are so much more energetic. Unfortunately YouTube seems to frown on this band's latest album. Without further ado, here is a link to 100 Ways to Hate the Remix by Five Finger Death Punch!

Hate your goddamn, motherfucking, shitty ass band
Hate the way you've got my back while you're holding out your hand
Hate the way you pussies talk shit, hiding on the web
Just the fact you think you know me makes me fucked up in the head
Hate your nails, hate your hair, hate the fact I even care
Hate the way you said you loved me but you fucking weren't there
Hate your friends, hate your folks, it's a stupid fuckin' hoax
Hate the way I tried to change when the whole thing was a joke

I... hate... you...
That's an understatement
I... hate... you...
For who you are

I hate you
And all you stand for
I don't care
Anymore
I gave you
100 chances
You gave me
A hundred ways to hate

Hate your face, hate your lies and the blank look in your eyes
Hate your needs, hate your wants, hate the way you love to taunt
Hate your voice, makes me cringe every time I hear you speak
It's uncomfortable to know you share the same air as me
Hate your lack of common sense and I'm tired of compromising
Take a good look in the end, 'cause it's just on the horizon
I've been wrong about a lot of shit, this I know is true
There's a hundred fucking things that I hate about you

I... hate... you...
That's an understatement
I... hate... you...
For who you are

I hate you
And all you stand for
I don't care
Anymore
I gave you
100 chances
You gave me
A hundred ways to hate

I hate you
100 ways
I don't care
100 ways to hate
I gave you
A million chances
You gave me
A hundred ways to hate

A hundred ways
A hundred ways to hate

God Bless America

2012-01-31T14:07:00.000-05:00

You know folks, some things are just brutal, honest truths. There are some beings who are in no way evil or sadistic, but cannot help but have a compulsive laugh in the face of the horrific. And recently I discovered an upcoming movie that I dare say may become the next large focal point for the RLSH/RLSV movements. Namely because I dare say we've all felt like this at some point, some more than others. And yes. the man behind Mr. Floppy from Unhappily Ever After as well as Police Academy and One Crazy Summer has written and directed this. Coming later this year is the ultimate expression of people with nothing left to lose, and if fate has chosen for them to shuffle off this mortal coil, then why not take others along who deserve it? For your viewing pleasure, I give you the trailer for Bobcat Goldthwait's movie, God Bless America.

Krampus dubstep remix?

2012-01-23T18:09:00.000-05:00

I know what you must be thinking. What the fuck is our favorite Christmas demon talking about? Surely with all the drama in Skiffytown and furthered attacks by stalkers, surely you must have something more to say!

Well, to be honest, an old world demon such as myself isn't above the occasional groveling. So with Megacon coming up, despite the fact that Krampus will more than likely not be in attendance due to a prior engagement, there were pleads that the waves not be churned any further so that the seas of the communities would know some kind of calm. It's nice to know I'm such an important linchpin in a VERY large warhead waiting to be detonated!

But despite this, Krampus has always been a fan of that which is heavily geek chic. Case in point, a young man who I daresay will one day take his place in nerdcore rap and video game conventions as surely as The Damsels of Dorkington or MC Frontalot. Recently this came to my attention, and I think it's something fun to show to all those who still to this day, despite claiming to ignore me and my page, continually monitor and hang on my every word like a meathook. Without further ado, I give you ZMix and None Like Joshua and the Dragon Ball Z Dubstep Remix!

Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.

Came from outerspace then
I was a giant ape with
A tail behind my back when
I'm fighting in a tournament

Trained by Master Roshi.
My chi is what he showed me.
Krillin's destructo discus
Can't touch my flying nimbus so

Training by
The King Kai
Kaiyoken
20x

Gohan
Growing up
Piccolo
Shows em what

Gotta beat
Raditz and
Vegeta
Nappa up

Dragonballs
Make a wish
Bring em back
To earth again

Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.

I'm flying on the snake way
Namek's going mayday
I'm battling with Frieza
and now he beat my team up

Super Saiyan then I'm gonna start
Now he's playing on a trump card
My chi is off the radar

Coming back to life with
The dragon balls in sight, yes
I'm closing up the dead zone
Spirit Bomb for three episodes
I'm fighting with the Cell now
And then I die again, wow
This ain't a dance to dubstep
I haven't done the fusion yet

Fingers to
My forehead
Instant
Teleporting
Killing all
The Androids
Eighteen
Anymore
Super Saiyan
1
no 2
no 3 now
Never get a time to rest, now we got to fight again

Last time on DBZ
I easily defeated all my enemies
It took a lot of time like 17
Episodes, but you know I'm that meant to be
The strongest in the universe
Check your scouter.
Over 9000
level of power.
No I can't be killed cause
That's what's up.
Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.

Goku, motherfucker,
Not Kakkarot.

Eliminating the real threats

2012-01-19T16:56:00.000-05:00

It's always wonderful to see justice done, After all, Krampus is a potential mouthpiece for the 99%. I almost feel like the magistrate of Bete Noire!

http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/19/tech/sopa-blackouts/index.html?hpt=hp_c2

Lawmakers withdraw support of anti-piracy bills after online protest

By the CNN Wire Staff
updated 3:21 PM EST, Thu January 19, 2012 |

Some lawmakers are rethinking their support of controversial anti-piracy bills that led to some websites shutting down in protest.

The protest was in response to the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) bill, a piece of proposed legislation that is working its way through Congress. A Senate committee approved a similar bill in May called the Protect IP Act (PIPA), which is now pending before the full Senate.

The protest seemed to change the minds of lawmakers, including those that had strongly backed the bills in the past.

"We can find a solution that will protect lawful content. But this bill is flawed & that's why I'm withdrawing my support. #SOPA #PIPA," Republican Sen. Roy Blunt wrote on his official Twitter page.

Republican Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida, who was an initial co-sponsor of PIPA, reversed his position.

"I have decided to withdraw my support for the Protect IP Act. Furthermore, I encourage Senator Reid to abandon his plan to rush the bill to the floor. Instead, we should take more time to address the concerns raised by all sides, and come up with new legislation that addresses Internet piracy while protecting free and open access to the Internet," Rubio wrote on a Facebook post.

Rep Lee Terry (R-Neb.), an original co-sponsor of SOPA, also said he had changed his view.

"Thank you for your concern about #SOPA. I have asked to have my name removed from the bill. However, the economic impact of IP theft is real and a solution is needed," Terry wrote on Facebook.

Share your thoughts on SOPA and PIPA on iReport

Wikipedia, one of the websites that shut down on Wednesday, returned Thursday with the message: "Thank you for protecting Wikipedia. We're not done yet."

Clicking on that message takes a Wikipedia viewer to a thank you letter and instructions on how to continue fighting against anti-piracy bills that critics say could amount to censorship.

"Your voice was loud and strong," the message said. "Millions of people have spoken in defense of a free and open Internet." (Why Wikipedia went down at midnight)

On Wednesday, instead of the usual encyclopedia articles, visitors to Wikipedia's English-language site were greeted by a message about the decision to black out its Web page for an entire day. However, users were able to access its mobile site on some smartphones.

Boing Boing, a blog that took part in Wednesday's online protest but returned on Thursday, said the U.S. Senate was considering legislation that would "certainly kill us forever. The legislation ... would put us in legal jeopardy if we linked to a site anywhere online that had any links to copyright infringement."

"In the past, the media industry has often gone after particular infringers -- people who have downloaded stuff off the Internet and sharing it. And now they're going after websites that link to these things," Rob Beschizza, Boing Boing's managing editor, said Wednesday. "The bill is supposed to let copyright holders get court orders against them, and there's all sorts of various measures for getting sites blacklisted or blocked.

"The problem is that the measures are so wide-ranging and so open to abuse that we're worried that sites like ours could be brought down by frivolous claims," he said.

While not blacking out its home page, search giant Google joined the cause by covering its famous logo with a black rectangle and urging visitors, "Tell Congress: Please don't censor the web!"

SOPA's supporters -- including CNN's parent company, Time Warner, and groups such as the MPAA -- say that online piracy leads to U.S. job losses because it deprives content creators of income.

The bill's supporters dismiss accusations of censorship, saying the legislation is meant to revamp a broken system that doesn't adequately prevent criminal behavior.

But SOPA critics say the bill's backers don't understand the Internet's architecture, and therefore don't appreciate the implications of the legislation they're considering.

The controversy over SOPA and PIPA has turned into an all-out war between Hollywood and Silicon Valley. Media companies have united in favor of the bills, while tech's power players are throwing their might into opposing them. (Hundreds turn out for SOPA protest in New York)

"Both SOPA and PIPA are threats not just to the U.S. economy, and not just to all the jobs that this tech sector creates, but if they had existed, Steve Huffman and I could have never founded Reddit," said Alexis Ohanian, who co-founded the site. Millions visit Reddit to submit interesting links from websites, discuss them and vote on them, he said, calling it "sort of a democratic front page of the web." Reddit also went dark Wednesday morning and was back Thursday.

One member of Congress, Rep. Darrell Issa, R-California, who opposes the bills, said the unprecedented blackouts had "turned the tide against a backroom lobbying effort by interests that aren't used to being told no."

Issa is pushing for consideration of his own plan, the OPEN Act, addressing the matter. (OPEN Act: An experiment in digital democracy)

A new stalker for hire

2012-01-06T16:06:00.000-05:00

First Tim Norton, then Jake DuPree, countless others trying to attack myself and those close to me and the man behind the Krampus. Despite trying to prove you fucks have no sway in my life or choices, it looks like someone has taken it to the next level with a mercenary.

I've received several calls now from someone, at first offering a business proposal and my network of contacts would be beneficial for it. Then I find out that not only is none of it true, and of course I didn't give anyone's information for anyone close to me, but this new stalker is being paid to do so by someone who wants to fuck me over. How about that?

It's rather amusing, the lengths some people will go to in order to play the villain. Of course, some of you aren't playing, are you? Now another attempt has emerged that has targeted me, and the latest person, a mister Charlie Miller, is doing it not only because he can, but because he's being paid to. Well fuck you, Charlie. And if any of you want to find out more, why not ask Charlie himself? His number is 702-727-1802. Apparently Mr. Miller screens his calls, so it will be difficult to get him to respond directly. However, I advise you to call when you can, eave a message if possible, and ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing and who put him up to this before he changes numbers and decides to stalk again.

7 people shot dead in Texas home, motive unclear

2011-12-26T11:07:00.000-05:00

7 people shot dead in Texas home, motive unclear
By DANNY ROBBINS Associated Press The Associated Press
Monday, December 26, 2011 3:11 AM EST

GRAPEVINE, Texas (AP) — Investigators believe that seven people who were found dead Christmas Day were cleaning up holiday wrapping paper when they were shot inside a suburban Fort Worth apartment, but a motive remains unclear.

All of the victims appeared to be related, and Grapevine police said they believe the shooter was among the dead. Investigators were meticulously searching the apartment, along with three vehicles parked outside, and didn't expect to finish until dawn on Monday.

"It appears they had just celebrated Christmas. They had opened their gifts," Grapevine Police Sgt. Robert Eberling said, adding that the apartment was decorated for the holiday, including a tree.

The four women and three men, aged 18 to 60, were found dead in an adjoining kitchen and living room area when police arrived midday Sunday, shortly after receiving a 911 call in which no one was on the other line, Eberling said. Two handguns were found near the bodies, he said.

None of the victims has been identified, but Eberling said it appears they all died of gunshot wounds. He said authorities still don't know what sparked the incident.

Grapevine Police Lt. Todd Dearing said investigators believe that the victims were related, though some were visiting and didn't live in the apartment. He said police are looking for other relatives to inform of the deaths.

"Seven people in one setting in Grapevine, that's never happened before. Ever," Dearing said.

Police and firefighters first rushed to the Lincoln Vineyards complex after receiving the open-ended 911 call at about 11:30 a.m., Eberling said.

"There was an open line. No one was saying anything," he explained.

So police went into the apartment, located in the middle-class neighborhood of Grapevine, not far from the upscale Fort Worth suburb of Colleyville. The apartment was at the back of the complex, overlooking the athletic fields of Colleyville Heritage High School.

But many of the nearby apartments are vacant, and police said no neighbors reported hearing anything on a quiet Christmas morning when many people were not around.

Jose Fernandez, a 35-year-old heavy equipment mechanic who moved to the complex with his family about six months ago, said he always felt safe in the area, but is now afraid to let his 10-year-old son play freely outside.

"This is really outrageous especially on Christmas," said Fernandez, who was visiting family for the holiday and returned to find several police cars parked outside his home.

"This has shocked everybody. It has scared everybody. I guess something like this can happen anywhere, but seven people dead. It's just very scary," he added.

Eberling agreed the area is fairly quiet, noting this would be the first homicide in Grapevine since 2010.

Christy Posch, a flight attendant who moved to the complex about six months ago so her son could attend the high school, said she lives a few buildings away and did not hear any gunshots.

"It's all families. That's why I moved here. No burglaries, no nothing," Posch said.

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Associated Press writer Ramit Plushnick-Masti in Houston contributed to this report.

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

A new calling for Krampus?

2011-12-25T22:35:00.000-05:00

For those of you wondering where I've been, things have been rather interesting. Especially given talks for...well...you're not going to believe this!

http://technoccult.net/archives/2011/11/18/the-case-for-krampus-as-an-occupy-mascot/

While there are many good reasons for members of the Occupy movement to related to the rehabilitated image of Guy Fawkes/”V”, I am personally convinced that the image of Krampus could potentially be a much more effective iconic symbol of the Occupy movement, especially in the coming weeks leading up to Christmas which is arguably one of the biggest and most lucrative times of year for large banking institutions and corporations that have been shown to have connections to less-than-equitable business practices. Krampus represents responsibility and accountability for one’s actions while more than willing to punish those who engage in harmful practices – business and otherwise.

The author lists out five reasons that Krampus would be better than Fawkes:

-Encourages radical community involvement.
-Actually aims to punish wrong-doings.
-Horns are much scarier than a mask and pantaloons.
-Makes reasonable demands.
-Hasn’t been usurped by Time Warner and was never a Papist tool.

A Season for Krampus

(Thanks Bob Jones!)

Last year I participated in KrampusCon in Portland. It would be fun to connect this with Occupy. I don’t think Krampus necessarily has to replace any other mascot or symbol, but it sure would be fun to see a Krampus contingent!

Krampus becoming a figurehead for the entire 99%. Who needs to limit oneself to the RLSH or RLSV communities when Krampus can be the focal point of a movement to change the entire world!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Another villain dead for real!

2011-12-19T10:51:00.000-05:00

And it couldn't happen to a nicer dwarf. No rest for the wicked!

Kim Jong Il, Dead At 69

Kim Jong Il, supreme leader of North Korea, died Saturday of an apparent heart attack during a train ride, state television reported Monday. He was 69, according to official sources. Kim, known in his homeland as “The Lodestar of the 21st Century” and by more than 2,000 other titles, is reported to have had a history of serious ailments, including diabetes, stroke and pancreatic cancer. He may have been on dialysis at the time of his death. In North Korea, he was considered a “contemporary god.”

Kim formally assumed power over the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, as North Korea is formally known, in October 1997 by becoming General Secretary of the Korean Workers’ Party. His elevation to supreme leader, a little over three years after the death of father Kim Il Sung, was the first dynastic transfer of power in a communist-bloc state. The younger Kim also ruled the nation as Chairman of the National Defense Commission, the highest state institution in North Korea. His father, whose embalmed body is on display in Pyongyang, remains the country’s president.

Kim Jong Il successfully consolidated power after his father’s sudden death and, despite predictions to the contrary, kept the regime together. In 1994, he scored a diplomatic triumph by getting the United States to sign an agreement preserving his nuclear program. Kim then steered North Korea through a famine that was its gravest crisis since the American advance to the Chinese border during the Korean War.

The famine resulted in the deaths of as many as two million North Koreans. Since then, agricultural production has recovered, but the country still relies on food assistance from the international community, especially neighboring China. Beijing is thought to provide approximately 45 percent of the North’s foodstuffs—as well as about 90 percent of its oil and 80 percent of its consumer goods.

In July 2002, Kim sponsored structural economic changes, which failed to lift output on a sustained basis. He also permitted the creation of economic zones and tourist enclaves. The country emerged from its most recent downturn in 2008, according to the authoritative Bank of Korea in Seoul. During Kim’s rule, the North remained destitute, scoring last or near the bottom on virtually every human development index. He maintained, and perhaps enlarged, a system of concentration and death camps he inherited from his father.

The Dear Leader, as Kim was known, maintained his position within the regime by strengthening the hand of the Korean People’s Army with his songun, or military first, policy. Approximately 1.2 million North Koreans—out of a total reported population of about 24 million—are in uniform, backed up by at least five million reservists. Although large, the military’s conventional-warfare capabilities have eroded in recent years due to the lack of resources, especially fuel for training.

As a result of the decline in military preparedness, Kim increasingly relied on the country’s unconventional weapons. The Army first detonated a nuclear device in October 2006, and a second test followed in May 2009. The country conducted three long-range missile tests—all during Kim’s tenure—and continued to add to its large stocks of chemical and biological agents. He reportedly sold nuclear weapons and missile technologies in recent years to various customers, especially Iran and Syria. Talks to disarm Kim’s state have floundered, leaving the country in possession of its small nuclear arsenal.

Kim’s death leaves the future of his family’s one-man regime in doubt. In 2009, he designated his youngest known son, Kim Jong Un, his successor. Jong Un, now about 28, may have to contend with his uncle, Jang Song Thaek; his eldest brother, Kim Jong Nam; and perhaps others for real power. Beijing is thought to favor a collective ruling group, which would undercut the position of Kim Jong Un as his father’s successor.

Kim Jong Il, according to official North Korean sources, was born on February 16, 1942 in a log cabin on sacred Mount Paektu, the highest point in Korea and the mythical birthplace of the Korean people. North Korean schools teach that his birth was accompanied by a simultaneous appearance of a bright star, a double rainbow, and a bird announcing the coming of a “general who will rule all the world.”

Most historians, however, place Kim’s birth in a Soviet military camp near Khabarovsk, in Siberia, at least one year earlier. He arrived in North Korea for the first time in November 1945 aboard a Soviet ship. He spent the Korean War outside Korea in Manchuria.

Kim is said to have had three wives, three sons and three daughters, although some reports put the number of his children at about 70, most of whom were kept in villas scattered throughout North Korea.

Fla. woman found slain under Christmas presents

2011-12-06T17:51:00.000-05:00

And some of you fucks wonder why I'm around or what hell really goes on during the Christmas season.

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — After a 67-year-old Florida woman was found beaten, strangled and hidden beneath the Christmas presents in her home, authorities charged a younger woman who had been befriended by the victim.

Patty Michelle White, 40, of York, S.C., was being held in the York County jail on fugitive charges, and was expected to be extradited Tuesday to Florida to face murder charges, authorities said.

The body of Michele O'Dowd of Jacksonville, Fla., was discovered Friday by her twin brother, Phil Axt, who had gone to check on her at her home in a gated community after O'Dowd failed to show up for work.

The door was open and O'Dowd's house had been ransacked, Axt said. Chairs and tables were turned upside down. Her car and dog were still at home.

"I knew this wasn't going to pretty," he said.

A foot was sticking out of a big pile of Christmas gifts, Axt said. Buried under the gifts was his sister's cold body, her bloody face covered with a towel.

Police said White was an ex-girlfriend of the victim's nephew, and was considered a family friend. They said White had returned to Florida to rob O'Dowd after staying with relatives in South Carolina.

"Whatever took place in that apartment went horribly wrong and she ended up beating and killing her," according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. White then returned to South Carolina, where she confessed to authorities after she was pulled over and arrested Saturday.

Axt said his aunt treated White as part of the family, giving her odd jobs to earn extra money even though "she just couldn't keep a job, couldn't get her life together."

O'Dowd allowed White to stay at her home for a month for free, trusting her with her PIN number to her debit card so White could purchase groceries for the two of them.

White later used that debit card to withdraw $1,000 at two bank ATMs in Florida, authorities said.

Authorities took some clothes from White's family's home in South Carolina to be examined and turned over to Florida police. A car in which White and her mother were traveling when White was arrested was also examined but later released to the family, police said.

Aunt Miki, as O'Dowd was known to friends and family, was "the most sweetest, kindest person who would never hurt a fly," Axt said.

He also said his sister's neighbors heard screams.

"So many people in the community said they heard someone screaming and wailing, and no one called the police," he said.

The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office declined further comment pending the investigation. There was no answer Tuesday at a phone listing for White's family in South Carolina.

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

The Occupy movements and the Economic Bill of Rights

2011-11-30T17:54:00.000-05:00

One thing that has been displayed in comic books that parallels history is people taking sides for, or against certain movements. Basic human rights, freedoms and revolts against injustice have been in many a storyline. While I know that the RLSH wish to help people within the status quo, what of those here that wish for things to change, and are willing to stand up, make your voice heard as part of a group, to create a change in how the world or unfair laws or opinions operate?

I haven't heard a great deal about any RLSH operating at any of the Occupy rallies. This surprises me a bit, as I know there are socially conscious members in the community. I'm not saying you have to go in costume, but I haven't heard much about anyone taking the time out to join the many groups and protests around the United States and world. I find this somewhat disturbing.

Recently my roommate and I were watching Capitalism: A Love Story again, with some interesting information near the end of the film. I reprint some of that information for you now.

On January 11, 1944, in the midst of World War II, President Franklin D. Roosevelt spoke forcefully and eloquently about the greater meaning and higher purpose of American security in a post-war America. The principles and ideas conveyed by FDR's words matter as much now as they did over sixty years ago, and the Franklin D. Roosevelt American Heritage Center is the source of this selection of FDR's vision for the security and economic liberty of the American people in war and peace.

“The Economic Bill of Rights”

Excerpt from President Roosevelt's January 11, 1944 message to the Congress of the United States on the State of the Union

It is our duty now to begin to lay the plans and determine the strategy for the winning of a lasting peace and the establishment of an American standard of living higher than ever before known. We cannot be content, no matter how high that general standard of living may be, if some fraction of our people—whether it be one-third or one-fifth or one-tenth—is ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed, and insecure.

This Republic had its beginning, and grew to its present strength, under the protection of certain inalienable political rights—among them the right of free speech, free press, free worship, trial by jury, freedom from unreasonable searches and seizures. They were our rights to life and liberty.

As our nation has grown in size and stature, however—as our industrial economy expanded—these political rights proved inadequate to assure us equality in the pursuit of happiness.

We have come to a clear realization of the fact that true individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. “Necessitous men are not free men.” People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.

In our day these economic truths have become accepted as self-evident. We have accepted, so to speak, a second Bill of Rights under which a new basis of security and prosperity can be established for all—regardless of station, race, or creed.

Among these are:

The right to a useful and remunerative job in the industries or shops or farms or mines of the nation;

The right to earn enough to provide adequate food and clothing and recreation;

The right of every farmer to raise and sell his products at a return which will give him and his family a decent living;

The right of every businessman, large and small, to trade in an atmosphere of freedom from unfair competition and domination by monopolies at home or abroad;

The right of every family to a decent home;

The right to adequate medical care and the opportunity to achieve and enjoy good health;

The right to adequate protection from the economic fears of old age, sickness, accident, and unemployment;

The right to a good education.

All of these rights spell security. And after this war is won we must be prepared to move forward, in the implementation of these rights, to new goals of human happiness and well-being.

America’s own rightful place in the world depends in large part upon how fully these and similar rights have been carried into practice for our citizens.

An idea over sixty years ago, ringing more than true today, wouldn't you agree? Feel free to discuss this or any participation of yourselves or friends in any of the Occupy protests.

Mexico acknowledges 2nd Mayan reference to 2012

2011-11-26T11:26:00.000-05:00

Mexico acknowledges 2nd Mayan reference to 2012
By MARK STEVENSON Associated Press The Associated Press

MEXICO CITY (AP) — Mexico's archaeology institute downplays theories that the ancient Mayas predicted some sort of apocalypse would occur in 2012, but on Thursday it acknowledged that a second reference to the date exists on a carved fragment found at a southern Mexico ruin site.

Most experts had cited only one surviving reference to the date in Mayan glyphs, a stone tablet from the Tortuguero site in the Gulf coast state of Tabasco.

But the National Institute of Anthropology and History said in a statement that there is in fact another apparent reference to the date at the nearby Comalcalco ruin. The inscription is on the carved or molded face of a brick. Comalcalco is unusual among Mayan temples in that it was constructed of bricks.

Arturo Mendez, a spokesman for the institute, said the fragment of inscription had been discovered years ago and has been subject to thorough study. It is not on display and is being kept in storage at the institute.

The "Comalcalco Brick," as the second fragment is known, has been discussed by experts in some online forums. Many still doubt that it is a definite reference to Dec. 21, 2012 or Dec. 23, 2012, the dates cited by proponents of the theory as the possible end of the world.

"Some have proposed it as another reference to 2012, but I remain rather unconvinced," David Stuart, a specialist in Mayan epigraphy at the University of Texas at Austin, said in a message to The Associated Press.

Stuart said the date inscribed on the brick "'is a Calendar Round,' a combination of a day and month position that will repeat every 52 years."

The brick date does coincide with the end of the 13th Baktun; Baktuns were roughly 394-year periods and 13 was a significant, sacred number for the Mayas. The Mayan Long Count calendar begins in 3114 B.C., and the 13th Baktun ends around Dec. 21, 2012.

But the date on the brick could also correspond to similar dates in the past, Stuart said.

"There's no reason it couldn't be also a date in ancient times, describing some important historical event in the Classic period. In fact, the third glyph on the brick seems to read as the verb huli, "he/she/it arrives."

"There's no future tense marking (unlike the Tortuguero phrase), which in my mind points more to the Comalcalco date being more historical that prophetic," Stuart wrote.

Both inscriptions — the Tortuguero tablet and the Comalcalco brick — were probably carved about 1,300 years ago and both are cryptic in some ways.

The Tortuguero inscription describes something that is supposed to occur in 2012 involving Bolon Yokte, a mysterious Mayan god associated with both war and creation.

However, erosion and a crack in the stone make the end of the passage almost illegible, though some read the last eroded glyphs as perhaps saying, "He will descend from the sky."

The Comalcalco brick is also odd in that the molded or inscribed faces of the bricks were probably laid facing inward or covered with stucco, suggesting they were not meant to be seen.

The Institute of Anthropology and History has long said rumors of a world-ending or world-changing event in late December 2012 are a Westernized misinterpretation of Mayan calendars.

The institute repeated Thursday that "western messianic thought has twisted the cosmovision of ancient civilizations like the Maya."

The institute's experts say the Mayas saw time as a series of cycles that began and ended with regularity, but with nothing apocalyptic at the end of a given cycle.

Given the strength of Internet rumors about impending disaster in 2012, the institute is organizing a special round table of 60 Mayan experts next week at the archaeological site of Palenque, in southern Mexico, to "dispel some of the doubts about the end of one era and the beginning of another, in the Mayan Long Count calendar."

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved

Under and Over It

2011-11-19T20:17:00.000-05:00

This works on so many levels! Enjoy.

Yeah Go!

Did you hear the one about me being a punk?
Did you hear the one about me being a drunk?
Did you hear the one about me losing my nerve?
Or how I'm just another fucking sheep in the herd?
Did you hear about the money, how it made me change?
So funny to me, all the time that they waste.
Did you hear the one about me giving a shit?
Cause if I ever did I don't remember it.

You can be me and I will be you.
You can live just like a star.
I'll take my sanity, you take the fame.
I'm under and over it all.
(I'm under and over it.)

Did you hear the one about me playing the game?
Selling my soul and changing my name.
Did you hear the one about me being a prick?
Did you know I don't care? You can suck my...
Did you hear the one about me trying to die?
Fist in the air and a finger to the sky.
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
C'est la vie... adiós... good riddance... fuck you!

You can be me and I will be you.
You can live just like a star.
I'll take my sanity, you take the fame.
I'm under and over it all.
(I'm under and over it.)
I, I, I'm under and over it.
I, I, I'm under and over it.

You can be me and I will be you.
You can live just like a star.
I'll take my sanity, you take the fame.
I'm under and over it all.
(I'm under and over it.)
I'm under and over it all.
(I'm under and over it.)
I, I, I'm under and over it.
I, I, I'm under and over it.

Russian military chief warns of nuclear war risks

2011-11-17T23:46:00.000-05:00

MOSCOW (AP) — Russia is facing a heightened risk of being drawn into conflicts at its borders that have the potential of turning nuclear, the nation's top military officer said Thursday.

Gen. Nikolai Makarov, chief of the General Staff of the Russian armed forces, cautioned over NATO's expansion eastward and warned that the risks of Russia being pulled into local conflicts have "risen sharply."

Makarov added, according to Russian news agencies, that "under certain conditions local and regional conflicts may develop into a full-scale war involving nuclear weapons."

A steady decline in Russia's conventional forces has prompted the Kremlin to rely increasingly on its nuclear deterrent.

The nation's military doctrine says it may use nuclear weapons to counter a nuclear attack on Russia or an ally, or a large-scale conventional attack that threatens Russia's existence.

Russia sees NATO's expansion to include former Soviet republics and ex-members of the Soviet bloc in eastern and central Europe as a key threat to Russia's security.

Makarov specifically referred to NATO's plans to offer membership to Georgia and Ukraine as potentially threatening Russia's security. Russia routed Georgian forces in a brief August 2008 war over a separatist province of South Ossetia. Moscow later recognized South Ossettia and another breakaway Georgian province of Abkhazia as independent states and increased its military presence there.

Makarov warned that the planned pullout of NATO forces from Afghanistan could trigger conflicts in neighboring ex-Soviet Central Asian nations that could "grow into a large-scale war."

In its military doctrine, Russia has also described U.S. missile defense plans as another major security challenge, saying it could threaten its nuclear forces and undermine their deterrence potential.

Moscow has agreed to consider NATO's proposal last fall to cooperate on the missile shield, but the talks have been deadlocked over how the system should operate. Russia has insisted that the system should be run jointly, which NATO has rejected.

Makarov also said Russia is struggling to get enough recruits for the 1-million military, as the number of draftees has shrunk dramatically because of demographical changes.

He said that the military is aiming to gradually increase the number of contract soldiers and eventually form an all-volunteer army. He didn't mention a specific time frame.

The statement marked a sharp change of course for the top military brass who previously insisted that Russia needs to maintain the highly unpopular draft because an all-volunteer military would be too costly.

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

Hello Officers.

2011-11-16T12:39:00.000-05:00

No doubt if you're reading this, it's because tensions have recently been heightened and authorities have become involved in something that should have been looked into last year. Let me see if I can help to clear things up.

I have been going head to head online against a group calling themselves Real Life SuperVillains, or RLSV for short. Some are merely online personas that are about as dangerous as playing a Roman in a Easter play about crucifying Jesus. Others however have been less than harmless. Taking private information like names, locations, even addresses of people that harass them and posting it, only to erase it a few hours later, Attacks online of oneself and on others close to you, it appears to be a game. A game to make the enemies of the RLSV know that they can get to you any time, do whatever they want and get away with it because they hide behind the law and its loopholes. Veiled threats, harassment of people that have mental conditions such as depression, suicidal thoughts and other such maladies. These people claim that they are trying to warn against vigilantism in the Real Life SuperHero community when in fact, these same individuals have been instigating, provoking such actions. Recently the FBI upgraded the fans of the rap group Insane Clown Posse known as Juggalos and Juggalettes are now on their watch list of dangerous gangs. I submit to you when someone in the community admits to acts like violence, gang activity, drug use and trafficking, a disregard for the laws and rotating attacks on people, I believe members of the RLSV and some RLSH should both be examined further.

Everything I've ever said on this blog, on my show Creature Feature and performed in action has been in reaction to actions of attacks and threats against my person or others. Have I lost my temper in the past? Yes, and when it was discovered that such events were due to an interaction of over the counter pain relievers and sleep aids, I stopped taking both items in order to regain self control. But still, constant attacks and harassment do tend to wear one down. I have in the past been targeted by stalkers who have driven by my home late at night, tearing up my front yard, screaming, firing gunshots. And in my blogs, people such as Jacob DuPree, AKA Malvado and his friends/fellow gang members, know about it. I also have reason to believe they have instigated it in others by revealing my identity and address. Because of this, my extreme behavior on this blog has been the equivalent of a cyber 'No Trespassing' sign. Was I upset? Yes. Was I at the time willing to kill? Oh yes. But, I knew that such a thing was wrong and illegal. I was however, prepared to defend myself with lethal force, because these same individuals have made it clear they are prepared to do whatever they want, damn the laws, and get away with it or use legal loopholes to cover themselves. This is more than one individual, it is an organization of many members who all use the same tactics and have a history of escalation. They claim to be a regulatory group of citizens who try to keep people from being harmed by vigilantes, while at the same time trying to attack, goad and whip people into a frenzy to make such attacks.

At the height of this activity a few months ago, attacks were made against myself and my friends. I wanted it to stop, and my patience was nearly at an end. I wanted to snap and repay these people, but instead I let them believe that I was a single comment away from going on the offensive. And at the time, without the help of counseling and the same friends these bastards continue to attack, I could very well have. But I didn't know where they were, in some cases, who they were. I am legally armed, don't worry, I'm not stockpiling like Waco, to defend myself. I have been attacked on my property, and these people have led me to believe by publishing or broadcasting my identity and location that any such encounter will be considered a lethal threat, and I will respond with lethal force. Supposedly a consensus among the RLSV was that they would leave me and my friends alone in light of fear that this would escalate into violence. But several people in the community have ignored this, using excuses to target me and others. The single most active individual is Jacob DuPree, AKA Malvado.

Jacob has been a person who admits to violence, drug use, mental instability and has a history of escalation. He also has a history of knowing I am more than prepared to use lethal force in defense, and still, wished to goad and harass me. Recently a threat of arson was made, and on Halloween weekend, three homes in Orange County caught fire, police believed it was arson. Given this appeared in a neighborhood that by the news helicopter indicated to resemble my own, I grew concerned and made a report.

Jacob continued to target me specifically while I tried to go about my business, getting back into character or reminding the RLSV community that their communication and attacks were unwanted. Then, Jacob decided to attack my friends due to the death of one of the Skiffytown League of Heroes. A few months ago Jason Gormally, AKA The White Skull, was reported deceased. Some in the community tried to begin charity events in his name, I reminded them of his attacks on them and was met by anger and expulsion from two message boards. It was later revealed that the entire incident was a bad practical joke in which his wife, some RLSV and RLSH who manage those same boards were in on the joke. It was just another sign that some of the RLSH, people who claim to want to stop crime and distance themselves from the true troublemakers in the community not only turned a blind eye to this and other actions by the RLSV, but encourage it.

When my news of my friend's passing hit the web, he decided to capitalize on it and make a blog attacking Skiffytown, its reputation and myself. This blog has since been slightly removed, its text gone but a video resembling my friend's alter ego remaining at this time. It was provocation attempting a reaction. And given my anger issues with Jacob, it seemed he was targeting me. He knew I had no love for him and warned him I would not appreciate any attack on my friends. He has been increasingly erratic, unstable, and escalating once again. It's almost as if he wanted me to attack him, he's been goading me for months while everyone else has left me alone.

I'll be honest, if I were in the same temperament and mind-set as I was a few months ago, without the aid of friends and counseling, I would have been sorely tempted. But I've been trying to get better, letting go of anger and getting on with my life. But despite it all, Jacob was targeting me, trying to push my buttons, knowing I've had issues with depression, suicide and goading me into becoming a vigilante himself. It is my opinion that he has exhibited signs of continued mental instability, anger and destructive tendencies. In the past when he wished to leave the community and get help, he tends to crash hard. For all I knew or suspected, he was wishing to go out online in a blaze of glory, or lethal cocktail. Either way, perhaps it takes someone whose been that low to know one. I hope he gets the help he deserves.

I have tried to get legal action to look more closely into this case before. Many of the RLSV claim that it's pointless, the police have better things to do. Once again, it appeared to be a sign of attacking, harassing, targeting people with a history of escalation and seeing how far they can get away with it. I'll be happy to answer questions of any authority, showing any screen captures or information I can provide such as police reports. If you wish to patrol my area, thank you, I welcome it. Please consider a night patrol due to the usual time of my drive-by assailants is between Midnight and 4 AM.

Everything I have done, including threats of lethal force in self defense, have been in response to the actions of several members of the RLSV. I perceive these to be very real threats, being just a matter of time before things escalate to violence, injury and possibly death. These people came close to causing it with me, and Jacob and his friends whom I'll be happy to name if asked, know it. If I have my druthers, I want no further contact with any member of the RLSV. However, when I started this, I did so to monitor both the RLSH and RLSV to determine actual threats to people. Although I have not been as active in the past nor do I see becoming more active due to other real world issues that require my attention, I do not wish to cease monitoring both sides to keep a potential fiasco and attack from happening.

No false police report was filed, it is my opinion and belief that all the actions building up over the past two years, and recently inflamed over the last few months that Jacob was, and is, becoming more and more a real and tangible threat to himself and others. Given the history, I hope people see that I'm correct. Also, please be mindful of any further harassment like police calls, etc. focused on my area. I believe that if not cause by, called in or issued by Jacob DuPree, he has many contacts in the RLSV that may act in his behalf, continuing the harassment, and making you the tools of those attacks. I've stated it time and time again. Things in the community continue to build and escalate, when things become to inflamed, a period of a few weeks to months occurs when nothing happens, just to start up all over again. As a person who has had issues of depression, suicidal thoughts and moments of lessened control due to drug interactions that I have ceased, it is my wish to cease the aggravation and stop the potential threats. Please continue to monitor this feud and RLSH/RLSV communities and give it the just attention that any growing issue of cyber crime and gang violence deserves.

RIP Lord Phlegmis

2011-11-15T16:09:00.000-05:00

I heard the news this morning. Lord Phlegmis, a friend in Skiffytown that was a 'villain' in name and fictional stories only, passed away. No, this is not another White Skull debacle. He will be missed. In his honor, I've done a good deed today to commemorate his memory. Rest In Peace my friend.

Welcome to The Pride.

2011-11-13T20:15:00.000-05:00

Greetings and Salutations, my creatures of the night! And to those of you Krampi that are new or new to here, welcome to the Pride. You have your orders.

Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah Ohh
Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah Ohh

Johnny Cash and PBR, Jack Daniels, NasCar
Facebook, Myspace, iPod, Bill Gates
Smith and Wesson, NRA, Firewater, Paleface
Dimebag, Tupac, Heavy Metal, Hip hop
I am what you fear most, I am what you need
I am what you made me, I am the American dream
I'm not selling out, I'm buying in

I will not be forgotten, this it my time to shine
I've got the scars to prove it, only the strong survive
I'm not afraid of dying, everyone has their time
I've never favored weakness, welcome to the pride

Disneyland, White House, JFK and Micky Mouse
John Wayne, Springsteen, Eastwood, James Dean
Coca Cola, Pepsi, Playboy, Text me
NFL, NBA, Brett Favre, King James
I am all American, I am living the dream
I am what you fear most, I am anarchy
I'm not selling out, I'm buying in

I will not be forgotten, this it my time to shine
I've got the scars to prove it, only the strong survive
I'm not afraid of dying, everyone has their time
I've never favored weakness, welcome to the pride

Since the dawn of time only the strong have survived, I will not be
Forgotten
Welcome to the pride

Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah Ohh
Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeahOhh
Only the strong survive

Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah Ohh
Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah, Hey ey ey yeah Ohh
Welcome to the pride

I will not be forgotten, this it my time to shine
I've got the scars to prove it, only the strong survive
I'm not afraid of dying, everyone has their time
I've never Favored weakness, welcome to the pride

When the social structure fails

2011-11-12T13:12:00.000-05:00

I've often said that in regards of December of 2012, I do not believe it will be the end of the world. However, it's those that DO believe it's the end, and thus the rules of man no longer apply, that you should watch out for. We've seen it in riots, natural disasters, one of the more despicable in recent years was during the aftermath of Katrina, when people in boats would go to those signalling for help, only to find out it was a ruse, then people attack the would-be rescuers, robbing, even killing them.

I'm sure those of you here gifted with precognition or a gut instinct can tell the same thing I can. The Occupy movements, riots in the UK and Europe, all are symptoms a way to voice concerns when it is difficult to put a finger on an exact cause for distress. I feel that within the next two years, not just 2012, something big is coming. Natural disaster, economic collapse, a man-made disaster, it's difficult to put a finger on, or in my case, a claw. But something big is coming. Bigger than the riots after the Rodney King's attackers were found not guilty, larger than Katrina, something that may well affect many of us.

So what do we do when it seems an emergency of such a scale were to erupt? How do we deal with it? What I'm asking is, do you have a plan? Is there anything currently in place in your area or amongst your people in or out of the RLSH community that has something prepared to do so as not to lose one's mind in such a crisis?

Recently during a special on zombies, I witnessed many areas have their own Zombie Defense groups and parties. As scoffable as it may be, the idea is the same: have a plan, have supplies, necessities and if need be, an escape route. Many city councils actually applaud this effort. Not to promote zombies, but to be prepared when shit hits the proverbial fan.

So what do we have in place? And if the answer is nothing, what are we to do about it?

Another good argument for vigilantism

2011-11-11T14:49:00.000-05:00

AKRON, Ohio (AP) — Police in Ohio have accused a man of beating his 5-year-old daughter because she was having trouble with her alphabet homework.

Akron police say the kindergartner was struggling to recognize the letter D on Tuesday when 39-year-old Christopher D. Curry became angry. According to police, he picked the girl up by the neck and struck her in the head repeatedly.

The Akron Beacon Journal reports the child was treated at a hospital for bruises and cuts, including a left eye nearly swollen shut.

Curry has been charged with felonious assault, child endangering and domestic violence. He was being held in the Summit County jail with bond set at $100,000.

Jail officials say they don't know if he has an attorney, and none is listed in court records.

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Information from: Akron Beacon Journal, www.ohio.com

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

Irreversible, unforgivable

2011-11-10T13:34:00.000-05:00

It's enough to make someone consider picking a subspecies of humans and letting them know how it feels.

GENEVA (AP) — The Western Black Rhino of Africa has been declared officially extinct, and two other subspecies of rhinoceros are close to meeting the same fate, a leading conservation group said Thursday.

The International Union for Conservation of Nature said a recent reassessment of the Western Black Rhino had led it to declare the species extinct, adding that the Northern White Rhino of central Africa is now "possibly extinct" in the wild and the Javan Rhino is "probably extinct" in Vietnam, after poachers killed the last animal there in 2010.

A small but declining population of the Javan Rhino survives on the Indonesian island of Java, it added.

"A lack of political support and willpower for conservation efforts in many rhino habitats, international organized crime groups targeting rhinos and increasing illegal demand for rhino horns and commercial poaching are the main threats faced by rhinos," the group said in a statement accompanying the latest update of its so-called Red List of endangered species.

About a quarter of all mammals are at risk of extinction, IUCN said, adding that some species have been brought back from the brink with successful conservation programs.

The Southern White Rhino numbered just 100 animals at the end of the 19th century, but has since flourished and now has a population of over 20,000.

The Przewalski's Horse, a type of wild horse from Central Asia, has come back from extinction after a successful breeding program in captivity.

The Red List now contains almost 62,000 species of plants and animals, whose status is constantly monitored by conservationists.

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Red List: www.iucnredlist.org/

Copyright 2011 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

Question of the day

2011-11-03T21:37:00.000-04:00

With the Fifth of November quickly descending upon us, I can't help but wonder. In celebration of Guy Fawkes Day, are there any idiots planning on celebrating by blowing up any buildings?

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

Don't you Remember,
The Fifth of November,
'Twas Gunpowder Treason Day,
I let off my gun,
And made'em all run.
And Stole all their Bonfire away.

The fifth of November, since I can remember,
Was Guy Faux, Poke him in the eye,
Shove him up the chimney-pot, and there let him die.
A stick and a stake, for King George's sake,
If you don't give me one, I'll take two,
The better for me, and the worse for you,
Ricket-a-racket your hedges shall go.

Fascinating reading

2011-11-01T11:44:00.000-04:00

While doing some research into an ongoing project, I came across some interesting information on the Chinese Triads. Fascinating, really. It shows how the best of original intentions can become twisted, dark, not just criminal but downright evil.

According to the judicial interpretation of the Supreme People's Court, “organizations with characteristics of a criminal syndicate” have the following characteristics: “ (1) a highly structured organization with a leadership, basically stable membership, and relatively strict discipline; (2) pursues economic benefit through illegal activities and possesses a certain economic strength; (3) seeks to shield itself through bribes and threats; (4) its criminal activities bring serious harm to economic and social order. “ [Source: the lawyer Zhou Litai, journalist Wu Wei, Beijing News, Danwei.org, October 18, 2009]

Precursors

The roots of the Triads are found in centuries-old secret societies that date back to 1000 B.C., when peasants were often preyed on by evil leaders and protected themselves by forming "self help" groups. According to legend the first Triads were founded by Chinese monks committed to fighting injustices. Over time these groups, it is said, became so politically powerful they were able to prop up or bring down emperors at their whim.

The earliest triads started as resistance/rebel forces who opposed Manchu rule in China during the Qing Dynasty, as the Manchu ethnic group were regarded as foreign invaders in the predominant Han Chinese society of China then. In the 1760s, the Heaven and Earth Society (天地會) was founded, with its objective to overthrow the Qing Dynasty and restore Han Chinese rule in China. As the society's influence spread throughout China, it branched into several smaller groups with different names, one of which was the Three Harmonies Society (三合會). These societies adopted the triangle as their emblem, usually accompanied by decorative images of swords or portraits of Guan Yu. The term "triad" was first coined by British authorities in colonial Hong Kong, as a reference to the triads' use of triangular imagery.[1] While never proven, it is "highly probable" that triad organizations either took after or were originally part of the revolutionary movement called the White Lotus Society. The bosses of the Triads are called "dragonheads."

Migration to Hong Kong

When the Chinese Communist Party came to power in 1949 in mainland China, law enforcement became stricter and tough governmental crackdown on criminal organizations forced the triads to migrate to Hong Kong, then a British colony.[citation needed] It was estimated that in the 1950s, there were about 300,000 triad members in Hong Kong. By 1951, there were nine main triads operating in Hong Kong and they had divided the land according to their ethnic groups and geographical locations, with each triad in charge of a region. The nine triads were Wo Hop To, Wo Shing Wo, Rung, Tung, Chuen, Shing, Sun Yee On, 14K and Luen. Each of them had its own headquarters, its sub-societies and public covers. After the 1956 riots, the Hong Kong government introduced stricter law enforcement and triads became less active.

Recent developments

Triads have been engaging in counterfeiting since the 1880s. Between the 1960s and 1970s, triads were involved in counterfeiting Chinese currency, often of the Hong Kong 50-cent piece. In the same decade, the gangs were also involved in copying books, usually expensive ones, and selling them in the black market. With the advent of new technology and the improvement of the average person's standard of living, triads have progressed to producing counterfeit goods such as watches, film VCDs / DVDs and designer apparel such as clothing and handbags.

Triads currently engage in a variety of crimes from extortion and money laundering to trafficking and prostitution. They also are involved in smuggling and counterfeiting goods such as music, video, and software as well as more tangible goods such as clothes, watches, and money.

Triads use numeric codes to distinguish between ranks and positions within the gang; the numbers are inspired by Chinese numerology based on the I Ching. "489" refers to the "mountain" or "dragon" master, while 438 is used for the "deputy mountain master". "426" refers to a "military commander", also known as a "Red Pole", overseeing defensive and offensive operations, while "49" denotes a "soldier" or rank-and-file member. The "white paper fan" (415) provides financial and business advice, and the "straw sandal" (432) functions as a liaison between different units. "25" refers to an undercover law enforcement agent or spy from another triad, and has become popularly used in Hong Kong as a slang for "traitor".

Initiation

Similar to the Italian mafia or the Japanese yakuza, Triad members are subject to initiation ceremonies. A typical ceremony takes place at an altar dedicated to Guan Yu, with incense and an animal sacrifice, usually a chicken, pig or goat. After drinking a mixture of wine and blood of the animal or the candidate, the member will pass beneath an arch of swords while reciting the triad's oaths. The paper on which the oaths are written will be burnt on the altar to confirm the member's obligation to perform his duties to the gods. Three fingers on the left hand will be raised as a binding gesture.

Hmm...there's that three again. Other interesting connections to three is the Wiccan Rede or the Christian Divine Trinity. Or even the points of a pitchfork, perhaps? My current project involves another possible reason behind the three, but I digress.

Overseas activities

Triads are also active in other regions with significant overseas Chinese populations, apart from the Chinese mainland, Taiwan and Hong Kong. Triads are known to be operating in countries such as the United States, Canada, Australia, the United Kingdom, Germany, France and Argentina. They are often involved in helping immigrants enter countries illegally.

Criminal gangs are found throughout China but are most active in Shanghai, Tianjin, Shenyang and Guangzhou as well as Hong Kong. The number of people involved in organized crime on the mainland has risen from around 100,000 in 1986 to around 1.5 million in 2000. New members are often recruited among the 120-million-strong "floating population" of migrant workers.

Triads are the most well-known organized crime group in China, Hong Kong and Macao. In addition to them are other large organized crime gangs. The Big Circles is a loose alliance of criminal gangs founded by former Red Guards of the Cultural Revolution. Their individual names refer to the detention centers where they were "re-educated." They are active in snakehead human trafficking and other criminal operations.

Organized crime gangs are known as “black societies.” The private intelligence firm Stratfor said that, unlike in Russia and Italy, organized crime was “extremely localized.” Many criminals work in small, loosely-knit gangs that are involved in armed robbery, racketeering, smuggling, narcotics trafficking, prostitution, gambling and even contract murder. When groups began to outgrow their local area, the government cracked down with harsh penalties.

Organized crime is growing in China, thanks to factors including economic liberalization, increasing migration, growing inequality and official corruption. People trafficking, drug smuggling, illegal gambling and extortion are all lucrative. “Gang-related crimes have become a threat to social stability and the economy,” a Public Security Bureau official told China Daily last year. “Murder, rape, robbery, kidnapping, assault ... they dare do anything.” One indication of their presence and power in China is the increasing number of bound and gagged bodies that are pulled from the Yellow River and other Chinese waterways.

One of Henan Province 's worst gangs roamed the countryside unchecked for 13 months, robbing farmhouses and killing 76 people. Seven members of the gang, including its leader Peng Miaoji, who personally cut the throat of 40 victims, were captured and executed in December 1999.

Some gangs have close relations with the police and are even run by the police. In March 2007, 10 members of a police-run gang in Inner Mongolia were sentenced to up to 20 years in prison for robbery, rape, gambling and bribery. The gang had been active for more than 10 years.

The Triads are believed to control an empire worth many billions of dollars. The largest and most powerful Triad, Sun Yee On, is believed to have 40,000 members. The unnamed "Dragon Head" of Kong Sun Yee On, was named on Asiaweek’s list of the 50 most powerful people in Asia.

Sun Yee On is believed to be particularly well connected with the Hong Kong tycoons and Communist party elite. One high-level Communist official even referred to them as "patriotic." The second and third largest Triads respectively are Who Sing Who and 14K (14 stands for the road number of a former headquarters and K stands for Kowloon).

Fascinating reading indeed.

Taste my Big Boner!

2011-10-23T12:11:00.000-04:00

In the myriad of video games today, there is one recent game that has its moments of unadulterated grindhouse style entertainment. Shadows of the Damned follows demon hunter Garcia Hotspur as his girlfriend and love of his life Paula is kidnapped by Flemming, the ruler of the Underworld. Garcia dives in to rescue Paula and destroy Flemming and any demon that gets in his way. Along to help him is Johnson, his only friend and former resident of the Underworld who transforms into the various weapons used in the game. The pistol is referred to as Boner, as it uses demon bones as ammunition. Of course, you gain various upgrades throughout the game, one allows you to charge up an explosive shot and fire it at opponents, which is called the Hot Boner. But one of the more interesting and phallic levels is called The Big Boner, involving the Underworld's hottest sex club district. To destroy the giant demons there, Johnson gets a dose of Phone Sex from Hell, and temporarily transforms into the massive cannon called The Big Boner!

The game has moments of entertainment and somewhat challenging puzzle levels involving life-sucking darkness. It also features a soundtrack by legendary Silent Hill soundsmith Akira Yamaoka. All in all, it's not bad, despite an ending that leaves most fans limp. But here for you now is a part of the video walkthrough by Game Front featuring The Big Boner. Listen to how enthusiastic Garcia is when he shoots his crotch cannon into the face of demonic fucktards!

Judgment Day and diseased monkeys

2011-10-20T14:48:00.000-04:00

It's quite interesting, hearing about the kinds of things so insane that they would make good dramas or made for TV movies. Take the goings on in Ohio this week.

Police Say All Escaped Exotic Animals Accounted for, Diseased Monkey Likely Eaten

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/10/19/exotic-animals-on-loose-in-ohio-after-park-owner-found-dead/#ixzz1bLfKKGX2

Authorities in Ohio said they successfully killed 49 of the 56 animals that were released from a wild-animal preserve, ranging from brown bears to Bengal tigers, before any reported injuries in the area.

A monkey believed to be infected with Herpes-B was the last holdout, but police say it could have been eaten by one of the other escaped animals.

"We're convinced that we do not have any animals running at large," the Sheriff's office told NBC4.

Sheriffs in Zanesville, Ohio, a mostly rural area about 55 miles east of Columbus, have been working with zoo officials and wildlife expert Jack Hanna and agreed on a shoot-to-kill order, considering the immediate danger presented to the community.

"If you had 18 Bengal tigers running around this area, you folks wouldn't want to see what would happen," Hanna said at a press conference.

The deceased animals include a wolf, six black bears, two grizzly bears, nine male lions, eight lionesses, a baboon, three mountain lions and 18 tigers, authorities said. They were buried at the location they were killed.

Authorities were able to transport six animals to the Columbus Zoo, a grizzly bear, three leopards and two monkeys.

The animals escaped from the Muskingum County Animal Farm in Zanesville after the owner threw their cages open and committed suicide, authorities said.

Mike Dodd with the Muskingum County Sheriff's Office told FoxNews.com that authorities are urging the public to "keep your eyes open."

Schools were also closed, parents were warned to keep children and pets indoors and flashing signs along highways told motorists, "Caution exotic animals" and "Stay in vehicle."

Neighbor Danielle White, whose father's property abuts the Muskingum County Animal Farm, said she didn't see loose animals this time but did in 2006, when a lion escaped.

"It's always been a fear of mine knowing (the owner) had all those animals," she said. "I have kids. I've heard a male lion roar all night."

The owner of the preserve, Terry Thompson, left the cages open and the fences unsecured, releasing dozens of animals, including lions, tigers, bears and wolves, before committing suicide, said Muskingum County Sheriff Matt Lutz. His body was discovered in the driveway.

Authorities would not say how he killed himself and no suicide note was found. Lutz wouldn't speculate on why he committed suicide. But Thompson had had repeated run-ins with the law, and Lutz said the sheriff's office had received numerous complaints since 2004 about animals at the property.

Authorities had difficulty entering the property because wild animals could be seen at its entrance, authorities said. The first responding officers used their handguns to help contain the animals.

"This is a bad situation," the sheriff said. "It's been a situation for a long time."

FoxNews.com's Cristina Corbin, the Associated Press and Newscore contributed to this report.

Seriously, who would have thought of someone going apeshit, killing himself after releasing dozens of exotic animals to run rampant. And now, Fox News believes that the last animal, a wild Herpes infected monkey, is no longer of concern? They believe the creature was killed without definitive proof, letting the damned thing run loose and be nothing but a plague carrier. Perhaps this helps to tie into something else Fox News believes in: religious zealotry. Namely, the failed prophecies that May meant that the dates were off, and now October 21 is the day when people will be judged and slain, their souls to suffer for all sins. But with an unaccounted for diseased monkey running around, is someone trying to write their own story?

Another thing I can't help but find humorous. Surely for most people, the false prophecies don't matter. But statistically speaking, people die every day. In some cases, ironic or dramatic deaths are aligned with the prophecies. Could you imagine how badly it must absolutely suck to die on a day when others have claimed it is the end of days, but knowing that everyone else will live? How embarrassing for you! Knowing that it's not the end of the world...just the end of yours.

Poor souls. Then again, why not go out with a little irony? It makes for more entertaining television that way.

Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix...

2011-10-10T21:35:00.000-04:00

I'm sure plenty of people in the community are ready to jump all over the bashing bandwagon on this on. This news is taken from the Associated Press.

Seattle 'superhero' arrested, accused of assault
By MANUEL VALDES Associated Press The Associated Press
Monday, October 10, 2011 7:34 PM EDT

SEATTLE (AP) — Instead of the bad guys, it was Seattle's most prolific self-styled superhero that ended up in handcuffs.

Police officers arrested the 23-year-old man who calls himself Phoenix Jones early Sunday after he was accused of assaulting several people with pepper spray. He was booked in county jail on four counts of assault, with arraignment set for Thursday, police said Monday.

"Our message has been the same from the beginning, if you see something that warrants calling 911, call 911," said Seattle police spokesman Det. Mark Jamieson. "Just because he's dressed up in costume, it doesn't mean he's in special consideration or above the law. You can't go around pepper spraying people because you think they are fighting."

But Jones, who wears a black mask with yellow stripes and a bulging muscle bodysuit, said he was only trying to stop a street brawl.

In capital letters, Jones wrote on his Facebook page to say he wouldn't "ever assault or hurt another person if they were not causing harm to another human being." He also released a video shot during the alleged assault.

The often shaky video shows Jones and his sidekick, known as Ghost, running toward a group of people. Jones said there was a fight in the group. Police said there's no indication there was a fight.

The footage goes on to show Jones breaking up the group. Then a woman screams at him, hitting him with her high-heel shoes. Jones appears to be holding his pepper spray canister. Moments later a BMW car appears and speeds away on the street, almost hitting an unidentified man. Jones chases after the car to get the license number. A person with Jones is heard calling 911 to report a hit-and-run.

Jones and his followers then approach the rest of the group down the block. A woman screams at them to "stay away." Another woman runs up to Jones and hits him, screaming at him, "You sprayed (expletive) pepper spray in my eye!"

Two men in the group approach Jones, who then appears to pepper spray them.

Jones has been the most public face of a group of vigilante crime stoppers to show up in Seattle in the last couple of years. His exploits have garnered much media attention, and he's had a camera crew trailing him in recent months.

Peter Tangen, a volunteer spokesman for Jones, said Monday that police didn't have any interest in the alleged hit-and-run, but rather have an agenda against the masked crime fighter.

"They're on a mission to stop Phoenix Jones from what he's doing, which is legal," Tangen said.

On the police report, the officer wrote that Jones "has had a history of injecting himself in these incidents. Recently there have been increased reports of citizens being pepper sprayed by (Jones) and his group."

The report goes on to say that although Jones "has been advised to observe and report incidents to 911, he continues to try to resolve things on his own."

On his Facebook page, Jones has nearly 4,400 friends, and says that he's married to a woman with the name PurpleReign.

Police weren't buying his Phoenix Jones handle, however. He was booked under Benjamin John Francis Fodor.

Here is a link to the video of the fight in question. http://www.vimeo.com/30307440

A cure for insomnia?

2011-10-05T23:28:00.002-04:00

'Nuff said.

A time of horrors

2011-10-04T14:15:00.000-04:00

Ahh, October. The time when the sun leaves its dominance in this hemisphere, leaves change color, weather cools in preparation for warm costumes and Halloween is in the air. People prepare to celebrate that which invokes fear, adrenaline and thrills from the genre of horror. It is in this that I tell all reading this as I have in the past, may your nightmares remind you how wonderful it feels to be alive.

Of course, when your life is a horror movie, perhaps the punch goes out of it. After all, there are still people who read this who, along with those claiming to be their friends, encourage others to be put into deadly situations, encouraging people to die or kill. Some who visit sporadically, others who visit several times a day. Despite the protestations and views that ignorance is their opiate bliss, Krampus is not ignored. In fact, the words are still true. No matter how you may feel, no matter what may be said, the actions behind the words still continue. People would rather ignore ugly truths rather than face them. And because of this, it's simply a matter of time. Someone is going to die. And thanks to the actions of some who read these words, no one will care.

But if you ask nicely, I'll tell you who to ask first.

This is a test.

2011-09-21T17:00:00.000-04:00

Perception can be a funny thing. The perception of self, of others, their surroundings, of particular situations. There is belief built upon those perceptions of how one wants to handle certain situations. In the end, only the final actions and how they are perceived seem to dominate the events. Hindsight being 20/20, claims that lessons are learned. That is, until the next time.

Krampus was not, is not about being entertaining. Krampus was and is not about being popular. Sure, there are the festivals, who wouldn't like a mix of Halloween, Christmas, smokes and drinking? Oh, and the beatings and groping of loose women. But I digress. This incarnation of Krampus attempted to give warnings, education and something to consider. Not always in the politically correct format that chokes people's minds today, but ugly truths. Truths that people would have to consider before the worst case happens.

I find it funny about what has happened. Deaf ears turned to warnings, threats, circumstances built more than ever to harsh and brutal consequences. Villains have turned on their own. Heroes have become turncoats. And Krampus had people close to him threatened. Oh yes, threatened. And still no one cares, some continue to mock, and supposed hands of peace continue to reach out, only to renew attacks. This has become the status quo so many have become used to.

This incarnation of Krampus attempted to be one of caution, of warning. But that's not the true nature of Krampus, is it? It's about punishment, brutality, violence, humiliation, torture and death. Attempts to turn others around, to heed warnings. Then when the brutal truths come crashing down, the same people who were warned have the gall to be surprised! How did it get to this? How did this happen? People claim to read and watch stories, looking at the underdogs, the out of place, all warning signs of things to come. Others mock these harbingers, claiming everything from insanity to their indigent status as reasons to ignore them. In the backs of so many minds, people tell themselves 'I wouldn't do that. If I were in that place, I'd do more, I'd listen. The idiots that don't usually die in these stories, right? Who would be that stupid?'

And some people have the gall to wonder why some would rather not look at themselves in mirrors.

The next two years are going to be trying times. Not only from 2012 Apocalyptics, but other phenomena to make people consider whether or not they're right. Illness outbreaks, more unusually strong weather, economic shifts and falls, everyone seemingly going through more and more of their own issues. It seems to get worse. Sure, there are moments of calm, of apparent peace. Everyone hopes it all goes back to 'normal'. And eventually, it might. But the times between trials and calm seems to get shorter and shorter. 'Twould seem that others would simply tell others to shut the fuck up, they have issues of their own to deal with. You're nothing special, get the fuck in line and try not to throw your back out with the shovel when it's time to clean up the bullshit. And even if you do throw your back out, no one cares.

It's funny. Not in a sitcom kind of way, more like watching The Situation at Donald Trump's roast. It's people not caring about NASCAR or trains, but everyone watching the crashes. It's about people knowing how bad it is, and knowing it will get worse. But that's not what we need, we need newer, shinier things and ways to distract us, to entertain us, to keep us diverted while everything around us goes to shit. And if you don't pay for these newer, shinier distractions then well...you're not someone we can relate to, are you? Just something left behind, out of touch while people play Angry Birds on items that give you cancer. So bored of the same-old same-old, people dive in like Scrooge McDuck into his money bin to separate themselves from the outside, from the truth because their own truth is enough.

Does anyone else think that zombies are reaching their expiration date, becoming too overplayed, oversaturated in our market? What will be the next thing to solidify fears into tangible fantasy, to give us that rollercoaster rush? What will be next to slake our thirst for a distraction? Werewolves, giant monsters, killer robots, plays on the mind and our grasps of reality?

Wars with family. Wars with neighbors. Friends becoming foes. Wars with authority figures. Wars with crooked police. Wars with righteous police. City versus county, versus state, versus other countries. Maybe nuclear holocaust items will become popular again, Fallout is a great franchise and war with North Korea or China seems imminent with nukes. Then there's terrorists, the fringe groups within this country and others, people getting fed up with the way things are and starting to snap. Some alone, others in groups. The mob mentality is always palpable and powerful. Wait for the right moments, play to fears, wait...the attack is here. Now lash out, go after them! No more! Stop them! Enough is enough! Kill! Kill! KILL!!

What, why not? Isn't that why we read or watch stories? Don't we all want to be entertained, perhaps educated with scenarios in case the impossible happens and we're confronted with the same problem? Some are likely, others are nearly impossible like, oh I don't know...an earthquake in Florida. Why not? Floods, earthquakes, ARkStorms, Yellowstone erupting during our lifetime, and that's just the ground we walk on and air we breathe. Poisons, bacteria, viruses, illnesses, toxins, animals, people becoming animals, becoming predators prepared to violate their prey in new and exciting ways. Of course, people sympathize with the prey, but they empathize with the predators. No one wants to think of themselves as weak, helpless, victims waiting to happen. Even if that understanding may save their lives one day. Or at least, knowing how best to, and not to react.

Things are going to get worse. Not just for those in the communities that read this. Everyone everywhere are going to go through trials, tests, moments that will push you to the breaking point and beyond, exposing the soft underbelly that is the truth of you, hopefully building you up into something stronger in the process. Many people say that they'd pass such tests if they only knew they were being tested. Other slip into blissful ignorance, Hollywood extras, life imitating art.

Perhaps this is the final warning. Perhaps more could be given if, and only if, people were willing to listen. Krampus knows a bit of what lies ahead, and it will be hellish. But to spare breath on the ignorant who wouldn't listen and for the Schadenfreude of watching everyone's expression for the surprise, I'll refrain from the specifics. Many of you don't care to know it anyway. All that could be said is that there are some things that have already been put into motion. By the time you read this, it won't be able to be stopped. All you can do is try to brace for impact, try to ride out the eventuality. It's not about stopping it, but dealing with it. Some of my readers pride themselves on preparedness. The unknown is the ultimate danger to prepare for, and nearly impossible. But when it happens, it's devastating to those at ground zero. But let's admit it, it's entertaining as hell to watch when you're not in the eye of the storm.

People think that ignoring problems makes them go away, reverting and resorting to the defense of children by hiding, waiting for the monster to go away. Perhaps what is needed is a mix of the wishful thinking of the optimist and pragmatist. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. Look to find the greatest possibility, but steel yourself for what, and who may be coming.

It's not just the next year, readers. It's for the next two before it gets better for everyone. Not just a lucky few, but for everyone. Everyone that's left. Treat each day as if it were your last, prepared for something. How would you react? How would you account for yourself? What is your breaking point? Can you pick yourself up again once knocked down?

Live like it's a test. It's one of the only things you can ultimately control.

Elevator music in Hell

2011-09-16T14:25:00.000-04:00

There's a song that's growing more popular among the charts today. Personally, I don't care for it per se, not my usual genre. But after hearing edited words on MTV and VH1, I delved further into it. The funniest thing is, it's quite a light hearted tune considering the subject matter.

Mark Foster explained the song's meaning to Spinner UK: "Pumped Up Kicks' is about a kid that basically is losing his mind and is plotting revenge. He's an outcast. I feel like the youth in our culture are becoming more and more isolated. It's kind of an epidemic. Instead of writing about victims and some tragedy, I wanted to get into the killer's mind, like Truman Capote did in In Cold Blood. I love to write about characters. That's my style. I really like to get inside the heads of other people and try to walk in their shoes."

Plotting revenge? Pulling out a gun? Sure, I can relate to that. Check out the song that if your local Hellmouth has an elevator in it, I'm sure this may be the song playing for muzak. Here's Foster the People with Pumped Up Kicks.

Robert's got a quick hand.
He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan.
He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid.
Yeah he found a six shooter gun.
In his dads closet hidden in a box of fun things, and I don't even know what.
But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Daddy works a long day.
He be coming home late, yeah he's coming home late.
And he's bringing me a surprise.
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice.
I've waited for a long time.
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger,
I reason with my cigarette,
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Seriously, who whistles in a song about killing people? Oh yeah, Foster the People.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

The best part about being Krampus

2011-09-12T22:53:00.000-04:00

The best part is, eventually, all debts are paid. It's just a matter of time now.

Imagine that...

2011-09-05T20:41:00.002-04:00

Took you long enough. Debt repaid.

Interesting philosophy

2011-08-28T22:36:00.000-04:00

It's amazing where moments of clarity can come from. By the logic of this video, the question then becomes who's the better person for number of haters from this community, myself or The White Skull? Since he claims he's out of the game then...holy shit! By default, I win!

Every day...Krampus is hustlin'.

Moving on, let's dance!

2011-08-27T16:20:00.000-04:00

Things have been entirely too stressed out this week. So for the sake of taking minds off of recent bullshit, here's a flashback from 1988. Oh, and there's something special in this video. See if you can find the secret message!

In case you're wondering,

2011-08-26T15:45:00.000-04:00

No, I didn't recently message anyone, claiming to be a Smurf-colored skull threatening an albino one. I've admitted I've never wanted him dead. Fucked up perhaps, but not dead. The rest of my stalkers? Yeah, die bleeding from your eyes and screaming.

As for the character-person juxtaposition, sorry, not buying it. I'm sure things would have gone smoother had you actually repaid that favor and not turn it into a joke. Keep your eyes on the community folks, I'm sure more fallout is a-comin'.

By the way...Right all along. Right here.

Huh.

2011-08-25T13:37:00.000-04:00

http://transmissionsfromthedamocles.wordpress.com/

Interesting. Of course, it also proves my point about you and the RLSV, as well as some of the RLSH communities. Oh, and the attacks on myself, friends and family? Yep, this was the catalyst, your actions. So the disclaimer on the page is about as ineffectual as putting the words 'Caution: Standing in front of this bullet when fired from a gun is likely to cause injury and death.'

The funny thing is, I seemed to have been the only one actually calling you out on your persona. You know, the one that targeted people in costumes because you could? Others wanted to believe in the best in you. Which I cautioned against. I did try to write your wife(actually you) again, but the message was blocked. Still, I didn't think the community needed to know that part.

Nope, sorry, you proved my point. All you and your group, former or not, do is to attack people, gather intel and use it. But no, that doesn't excuse the actual threats. And yes, there were quite a few.

The thing is, I was very clear about the rules of contact. That hasn't changed. And what's more, I did find it humorous that a guy that claimed to have a satellite named after the Sword of Damocles supposedly died with a blade in his head. Hell, I was even thinking of leaving that part out of the eulogy.

Thanks for proving me right.

Honoring a widow's request

2011-08-22T18:19:00.001-04:00

When I heard about The White Skull's death, I questioned it and wrote to him, asking to write back. After all, he still owed me a favor. Today, I received a response.

"Mr. Ruprecht,
This is (name hidden), his wife. In going throug the e-mails, I found yours.He did pass away last week. I don't know if you are married or not, but if you are you'll appreciate how hard this is to go through. Please leave my family alone; I've asked all of the hero people he was in communication with online to do the same. We just want to take this time to grieve and be left alone.

Please leave me and my family alone. We're not involved in this group of hero people."

I wrote back, apologizing for her loss. I would like to honor her request and leave her alone. Of course, in my response e-mail, I also told her that people are threatening me and my friends/family in his name. I'm sure that must be disconcerting to her, and out of respect, Krampus would desire not to bother her ever again.

So I tell all of you this: If I proceed with my plans and legal actions, it would be a matter of fact if she were dragged into all of this again, due to a few punks like Pestilence, Drake Dreadful and other cowards trying to make a name for themselves at his expense. Therefore, I will keep my information for my police report on hold, as well as with other friends of mine. Out of respect, I won't go after all of you, which would in turn drag her through all of this shit. In return, ALL of you RLSV that have a problem with me will FUCK OFF. No contact, no veiled or implied threats, no phone calls, no drive-bys, no friending friends of mine in any social media or group. No stalking online or in person. Oh, and no talking in code, anonymous messages trying to explain your positions or rhetoric. NOTHING. EVER AGAIN. But I swear to any gods you name, if a single one of you does, if I hear someone yelling outside my home, insinuating yourselves into our lives, then I'm naming names, calling police, feds, conventions and process servers. The only exception to this is giving me the true identities of my stalkers in order to execute restraining orders, possibly even cease and desist orders too. If one of you fucks this up, then all of you will be affected, and someone who wants nothing to do with this insanity ever again WILL be dragged into this again.

You want mercy. You want peace. This is the last you'll get this offer from me. Let it go and so will I.

I wonder which one of you is gonna fuck THIS up...

One little, Two little, Three little death threats...

2011-08-22T11:44:00.000-04:00

So this morning, I received a semi-anonymous message from a Leonard Orville Dangel. Look at the initials: LOD, Legion of Doom. One of my stalkers in the past stated he wanted to rape my mother, kill her, then rape the body. When I reported him and called him on it, he backpedaled. Same thing here.

"whiteskull has nothing to do with this you're a moron who still lives at home with mommy and daddy and wants to play the big shot. "

Huh. All lower case, no use of commas, and mysteriously these threats come out after other members of the LOD decide to attack me online at the same time. What a coincidence! My asking about The White Skull's death and these attacks are just coincidental, no relation. And speaking of relation, someone proving they're involving family into this.

"thats a cute little BLAHBLAHBLAH in your yard. think ill come take a piss in it one night when youre sleeping BLAHBLAH"

Okay, so someone affiliated not only with the RLSV, based out of Washington along with Agent Beryllium, The Potentate and ROACH now claims to know what my home looks like. The last person who said anything like that was Malvado, who also said I'd better kill him before I have to reload. He also dropped my info, only to delete it as if it never happened. But no, this person is close, a clear and present danger who wants to come onto my property, pull out his miniscule penis and use it in my general direction.

If one of you threatened me, then all of you affiliated with those people have. If two or more of you claim to know where I live and describe my home, then it's gang activity. And since this has been ongoing, I'm compiling a list of EVERYONE in this and other states that ever attacked, harassed or encouraged attacks in my direction. Interstate makes it a federal case. It'll take time to get the info on everyone, but I'm getting it all now. Members of ROACH, affiliates like Lord Malignance and his lackeys, even RLSH who heard about this but claim to be friends of the same RLSV who targeted myself and those close to me and did NOTHING to stop it. Looks like I'll also have to contact Mrs. Skull over this to get her testimony. That's something I'd hoped to avoid. But these latest threats were it. Done. If anyone has pertinent information to prosecute my attackers, you'd better send it my way NOW.

Threats in the White Skull's name

2011-08-20T17:58:00.000-04:00

For those of you idiots who are too quick to judge when I tell an ugly truth, please reference this post. Apparently another member of the self-styled Legion of Doom have decided to target me in The White Skull's name. Apparently these cum-scrapings can't tell the difference between trying to discover the truth from rumor and insults.

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Greetings Krampus. The mere act of calling WhiteSkull's death a hoax is a drop of blood in the shark infested waters of those who call themselves supervillains. The feeding frenzy you have unleashed is going to leave you broken. Picked clean. A man who had little to begin with, you will be left with nothing.

Our name is Legion; for we are many.

Drake Dreadful

Congratulations Drake, in a time of grieving you've pretty much issued a threat against someone who's had a history of threats from RLSV. This proves that this is what The White Skull truly inspired. Not helping people, but threatening and getting away with as much shit as possible before being stopped. To any RLSH reading this, I advise you to try harder than you did in regards to Malvado and my other stalkers threatening me, get off your asses and do something legally about this before war is declared and things get ugly in the name of The White Skull.

Is The White Skull dead?

2011-08-19T14:19:00.000-04:00

I'm hearing rumors that The White Skull has died on the operating table removing a tumor. Some claim to have confirmation of this. Others say this is a hoax by the RLSV and people are being chastised for it. If anyone has any relevant information, tell me. I need to know how to proceed with this.

I want to watch you BURN.

2011-08-06T19:16:00.000-04:00

So one of my stalkers recently admitted that, when my sister wasn't going to appear on a show, he was looking forward to asking her hoe she feels about my making death threats. Funny considering he made threats first and my threat was against him and all that follow in his footsteps against me. Once again, proof that no matter what, some people will never change. Some people, whom some claim to either ignore or befriend with wishes of a better life, fall back into their positions. Some people cannot resist the temptation to attack others with the intent of destruction.

It seems as though new attackers still spill out of the woodwork. Threats. Stalking, Bullying both online and in real life. For all the posturing of wanting peace, of claiming not to bother myself nor those close to me, some people continue to show their true colors. Their words have become meaningless as the venom drips from their lips, their actions continuing to betray them and those connected to them. I already have a plan in motion that will stop it, and the players may not even be aware of their roles...yet.

In the meantime, here's a long distance song dedication. Someone who claims to mean everything all in fun, the internet means nothing despite continued threats and attacks. Someone who dared raise a hand in faux friendship, someone whose truth has been exposed but claims that there's no problem, no drama, nothing out of the usual. There are many this song could be dedicated to, leave it to yourselves to figure it out.

Now, here is a summer anthem of kicking ass and a strong belief in karma. After all, what's the summertime without a barbecue? Here's Papa Roach with the song BURN.

I didn't know you were a fake
Every lie straight to my face
So blind I could not see
Right behind my back you stabbed me
Should've know you were a bitch
Shut up you're making me sick
Little man you're nothing like me
Lying cheating so deceiving
I trusted you broke me down
And you screwed me over

Don't try to deny it
You cannot hide it
Ill be ignited
When I get to watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
You're gonna get what you deserve
I wanna watch you burn

You turn me inside out
My world is upside down
You're not hurt are you happy now
Looking over your shoulder fucking me over
I trusted you sold me out
This is far from over

Don't try to deny it
You cannot hide it
Ill be ignited
When I get to watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
Burn
I wanna watch you burn
You're gonna get what you deserve
You'll never learn

Yah

Your time has come now
Its your turn
I'll watch you burn
Burn Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
You're gonna get what you deserve
You'll never learn

Yah

Your time has come now
Its your turn
I wanna watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn
Burn Burn
I wanna watch you burn

So I want to kill this waitress...

2011-07-19T20:10:00.001-04:00

Recently I was reminded of a bit of quirky nostalgia. A lovely song, one that starts off slightly haunting, made darker by the lyrics. Finally the chorus thunders in with a dose of classical heavy metal splashed in. It has an interesting message, even a possible moral to the story. Perhaps it's because it reminds me that my own stalkers, wastes of flesh that I've wished dead more than once are still stalking my friends and hence myself despite warnings and pretenses to the contrary. Or maybe it's just a fun song. Every time I hear the song, I picture her in the waitress outfit from her Crucify video.

For your pleasure, I give you The Waitress by Tori Amos.

So I want to kill this waitress
She's worked here a year longer than 1
If I did it fast you know that's an act of kindness

But I believe in peace
I believe in peace Bitch
I believe in peace
I believe in peace
But I believe in peace
I believe in peace Bitch
I believe in peace

I want to kill this waitress
I can't believe this violence in mind
And is her power all in her club sandwich

But I believe in peace
I believe in peace Bitch
I believe in peace
I believe in peace
But I believe in peace
I believe in peace Bitch
I believe in peace

I want to kill this killing wish
They're too many stars and not enough sky
Boys all think she's living kindness
Ask a fellow waitress
Ask a fellow waitress

Evil thought for the weekend

2011-07-02T21:45:00.000-04:00

I'm not advocating this, but if you were going to shoot someone with the intent of harm or death, this really is a good weekend for it. Fireworks going off, firecrackers, people assuming rednecks and other ethnicities are firing their guns up in the air...

This is Krampus' way of saying stay safe out there. I can think of at least 34 reasons why.

Someone died. Who cares?

2011-06-23T08:55:00.000-04:00

It's amazing what hell can be unleashed from a fresh wound. And if you can't find a reason for stopping tragedy, people will always pick someone to blame. Here's a little nugget from The Associated Press.

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — "Jackass" star Ryan Dunn had a blood-alcohol content that was more than twice the legal limit when he and a passenger died in a fiery one-car crash this week, according to a toxicology report.

Dunn's Porsche may have been traveling as fast as 140 mph in a 55 mph zone when it jumped a guardrail, flew into a wooded ravine, struck a tree and burst into flames, police said.

His blood-alcohol level was 0.196 at the time of the Monday morning crash, according to the toxicology report released Wednesday by West Goshen Township Police. The legal limit for drivers is .08. Dunn's passenger Zachary Hartwell also died.

Dunn, 34, and Hartwell, 30, had been at a West Chester bar called Barnaby's of America that evening. Hours before the crash, Dunn tweeted a photo from the bar of the pair and a third man drinking. The photo has since been taken down.

Sgt. William La Torre of the Pennsylvania State Police Bureau of Liquor Enforcement told The Associated Press on Wednesday that the agency investigated and determined there would be no charges against the bar because Dunn did not appear intoxicated during the time he was served two beers and six shots from bar employees over four hours.

Surveillance video shared with police supported the bar employee's observations, said Frank Herron, the general manager.

"He spoke clearly. He walked clearly. He came in hop, skip, jumping. He left hop, skip, jumping," Herron told the AP. "If these results are true, I'm shocked at it. We were very confident that he had not had that much."

Also, La Torre said, Dunn apparently wasn't eating as he drank and his final drinks of the night were given to him by fans at a back table. La Torre said most likely these final drinks put him over the edge.

"It's always a tragedy whenever there's a preventable crash that takes a life," La Torre said.

According to court documents, Dunn was charged in April 2005 with driving under the influence after crashing his car in West Whiteland Township, about two miles from Monday's crash site. The documents show he successfully completed a program designed for first-time nonviolent offenders that allows charges to be dismissed after defendants finish the program.

More court documents showed that Dunn had been cited for speeding several times since 1998.

Dunn appeared on MTV shows "Jackass" and "Viva La Bam" and the three "Jackass" big-screen adaptations. He also was the star of his own MTV show, "Homewrecker," and just began hosting the show "Proving Ground" on the G4 cable network. G4 said it pulled "Proving Ground" and would decide whether to continue airing it.

Dunn also starred in the yet-to-be-released film "Living Will." The film's website describes Dunn's character as a "party bum slacker (who) returns from the dead as a mischievous and perverted ghost."

The force of Monday's crash shattered Dunn's 2007 Porsche 911 GT3 into several twisted and blackened pieces, leaving the car unrecognizable except for a door that was thrown from the crash. A 100-foot-long tire skid marked where the car left the roadway.

Both Dunn and Hartwell, a production assistant for the second "Jackass" movie, were severely burned. Police said they identified Dunn from his tattoos and hair.

The toxicology report said Dunn did not have "drugs of abuse" in his system. The term encompasses illegal drugs including heroin, cocaine and marijuana, said Chief Deputy Coroner David Garver. The coroner's office still awaiting results of tests that would indicate the presence of prescription drugs, Garver said.

Dunn was born in Ohio and moved at age 15 to Pennsylvania, where he met fellow "Jackass" cast member Bam Margera on his first day of high school, according to a biography posted on his website.

Margera visited the crash site Tuesday, telling WTXF-TV that he was devastated by Dunn's death.

"I've never lost anybody that I cared about. It's my best friend," he told WTXF, weeping. "He was the happiest person ever, the smartest guy. He had so much talent, and he had so many things going for him. This is not right, not right."

Here's the fun shit. Shortly after the crash, film critic Roger Ebert tweeted "Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive." This of course made Bam Margera pissed and lashed out. Facebook took the page down, Roger apologized, thinking his comments didn't go too far. In a recent online poll, 43% of the people think Roger went too far. 57% say he was only speaking the truth.

How many times did Bam punch or inflict pain on Ryan? How many people, himself included, enjoyed the pain and suffering he inflicted for the sake of entertainment? Schadenfreude reigned supreme with the Jackass and CKY crews. The death of Ryan and his passenger was tragic. But I can't wait to hear people who claim to be fans of Jackass start turning and proclaiming aloud that the only thing worse than a Jackass and the movie producer for the series jumping a curb and dying in a fiery porsche crash is that there wasn't a camera to capture Ryan Dunn's last stunt. Not me though, but somewhere out there exists a sick fuck who's waiting to do a drinking game while watching car crashes.

Blow me away

2011-05-29T11:08:00.000-04:00

And the weekend mix continues! Off of the Halo 2 Volume 2 soundtrack, I like this song. The lyrics resonate with me. Here is Breaking Benjamin with Blow Me Away.

They fall in line
One at a time
Ready to play
(I can't see them anyway)
No time to lose
We've got to move
Steady your helm
(I am losing sight again)

[Bridge]
Fire your guns,
It's time to run,
Blow me away.
(I will stay unless I may)
After the fall,
We'll shake it off,
Show me the way.

[Chorus]
Only the strongest will survive,
Lead me to heaven when we die,
I am a shadow on the wall,
I'll be the one to save us all.

There's nothing left,
So save your breath,
Lying in wait.
(Caught inside this tidal wave)
Your cover's blown,
Nowhere to go,
Holding your fate.
(Loaded I will walk alone)

[Bridge]
Fire your guns,
It's time to run,
Blow me away.
(I will stay, unless I may)
After the fall,
We'll shake it off,
Show me the way.

[Chorus]
Only the strongest will survive,
Lead me to heaven when we die,
I am a shadow on the wall,
I'll be the one to save us all.

You wanted it back
(Don't fight me God!)

Here it goes!

Die!

[Chorus]
Only the strongest will survive,
Lead me to heaven when we die,
I am a shadow on the wall,
I'll be the one to save us all.

Save us all
Save us all
Save us all

It's a celebration, bitches!

2011-05-27T21:52:00.000-04:00

The weekend is upon us, and my stalkers have broken their so-called 'shunning'! They couldn't go one fucking week! NOT ONE WEEK!!!

Ahh fuck it, let us celebrate! And in that spirit, here's a funky little ditty!

John Cena, Tha Trademarc & Bumpy Knuckles
Bad Bad Man

[John Cena]
Aww, you done did it now
Chaos you shoulda put this one in the vault man!
They not ready - they don't know what's comin man!
Oh we gonna drop this on 'em right here
Y'all ain't ready for this, Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR NONE OF THIS!

Your boy's a bad man, and we invadin the streets
Make unclever rappers scurred, they be droppin the heat
Shocked the world, now I'm standin alone
I flip fools like them clamshell cellular phones
You can't help but nod your head to the track
Fuck the watered down rap, we be takin it back
Give it to me straight - ain't no chasin it
Check yourself in the mirror - ain't no facin it
Cause you, playin the role and you plannin to fold
This the masterplan, we got the planet on hold
We all over the streets like your favorite sneaker
Breakin up your sound like a drive-through speaker
Everything that I be spittin is strong
After I rock, fast forward through the rest of the song
We the monkeywrench, that's gonna ruin your plan
And don't fuck with John Cena - I'm a BAD, BAD MAN

[Bumpy Knuckles]
With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man

[Tha Trademarc]
We devils - rockin ambient levels
We set loose among hot tunes to instrumentals
And cats got one-liners, I drop several
And I think it's funny you choose, losin progress
or runnin in place; we makin moves, and y'all settle
I rip rappers and take responsibility
for makin future hall-of-famers look third rate
Y'all are lost for words like conversation on your worst first date
and ride beats, creep through side streets
Looseleaf notepads that's where rhymes leak
Punchlines - man, don't even beg
I got knee-slappin tracks, y'all brusin your leg
You a rhyme writer - funny man, that's a joke
You ain't worthy of bein my secretary man that's a quote
I flood tracks like cracks in boats
And pussy rappers choked up with they own lines in they throat

[Bumpy Knuckles]
With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man

[Bumpy Knuckles a.k.a. Freddie Foxxx]
TURN UP THE MICROPHONE and feed me I'm a beast
MC's and they beats is what I eat, 16 I'll leave you in the street
My rhymes are sicker than gangrene in both feet
It's spreadin up the leg, and headed for the head
Your rhymes are whack your style is proof that the brain corrosion
is fuckin with your chosen flows, I'm nice with mics
My hands'll break your nose like Mikey Tyson
Fightin in his prime, one rhyme
And I shake up the room one time, BOOM! To the jaw
Your face is a coat type raw
And the blood and snot they mix, jelly on the floor
My love is cop them bricks, belly on the floor
I rob you, you soft and you really ain't a problem
I solve you, 357 long nose revolve you
Acid in your face, bad look, dissolve you
I'm a bad, bad man

Yeah, check it out
It's Bumpy Knuckles baby
And I want you to say hello to the BAD, BAD, MAN - C'MON!

[Bumpy Knuckles]
With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
With the mic in my hands I'm a bad man
Even in a fight with the hands I'm a bad man
Livin in the streets all my life I'm a bad man
I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man

How it came to this point part 3

2011-05-21T20:57:00.000-04:00

Like I said, I wasn't quite as out of control as I made myself out to be. But the truth is, there are many things the man behind the Krampus is dealing with, needless to say are stressful. Krampus as you know it may not live to see the end of this year. The door of violence, sickness, destruction were all things I've dealt with before. A part of me long ago thought, if you're going to kill yourself, why not find something or someone worth dying for? And I found them. Those who were bright, beautiful, so full of hope and life, of beauty and reasons to find worth living for. So I changed, I got better. And I never forgot that there are those willing to tear down, to destroy others just because they can. I heard Me and a Gun by Tori Amos and wanted to find her attacker and do horrible, unforgivable things to him. Because people don't deserve to have their souls torn asunder, their very essences shredded when they are so beautiful. But yes, I'd be willing to be worse than those monsters if it meant protecting them from that same darkness. I was willing to become a monster, a vigilante to stop other monsters. But I fought with reason, fighting, struggling and tried to focus on the positive. I thought I was finally better.

Then Malvado, Poop Knife and everyone like them kept banging at the door. You woke up my roommate.

"The world is a scary place now that you've woken up the Demon in ME." David Draiman, Down with the Sickness by Disturbed.

Everything I said, I was and am prepared to back up. So the GOTCHA! was only about how far I've gone. The truth is, I really am finding less and less reasons to stop from acting out against those I see as a threat. I really was, and am prepared to hurt, cripple, kill if I perceive a threat. And that's exactly what I feel growing in me. I cried out as a warning, to call attention to threats in the community. And that's exactly what I see. You say you're afraid of vigilantes. By your actions, you're starting to wake one up.

This is the part where everything continues to change. You have been found FAILING. There are role players in the community, but you can't be seen from the threats. And there are many. People who lie, erode, attack, threaten by their very natures, words, presence. And it's time to say NO MORE. This is where we stand as of this, Judgment Day. If you want to act like villains, to revel in the title, then so be it. That's exactly how you will be perceived and treated by me. Villains are dangerous, threatening, fearful and very real in their potential danger. That's all you are to me now. I see you all as real threats. Just ask Zetaman and his girlfriend. I told everyone that it would continue to escalate until someone was hurt or killed. I started down the same path I foresaw to meet it, to say that your game of twisting things is done. The innocence of the RLSV is gone. The Skinhead, the Nazi and all who follow in their footsteps saw to that. And I'm done ignoring it, allowing it. You're all threats now. And it took me becoming one for everyone to see it. And although I want to try to find peace, to find other things worth living for, I can't. I can't go back, the communities can't go back. It took the death of Zetaman's career to punctuate it. So too must the communities as they are die and start over. Because I want to do things legally, and I will at first. But you idiots have created a 'Vigilante on a Box: Do not open unless shit gets serious.'

If I see you attacking someone, I'll try to stop it normally. But barring that, if I perceive an actual threat, then I'm afraid I may have to throw away my life, everything I could do or will be to stop it. I am prepared to kill if I have to. You've reminded me of that now. If any of you want to stop this from becoming an actual fulfilling prophecy, DO something! Take a stand! Being a hero isn't a bad thing. But if you refuse to do anything, or if you promote it, then you're not helping. You're part of the problem. And if I see anyone talking shit about myself or my friends, I will see it as a threat. No negotiation, no backing down. And if you come near me or my friends, I'll be very, VERY tempted to do something that can't be taken back again. In my mind, it's not murder if you get this warning and still come at me. It's assisted suicide.

And for your first bit of homework, I need you to save two very stupid people who are following in the footsteps of Malvado, Poop Knife and everyone who ran Zetaman out of the community. They names are James Kho and Joshua Bartley. And before you get bent out of shape, they made absolutely NO attempt to have a secret identity when they started making threats against me. They're going down a very dangerous path. One that, if they're not stopped, are going to get themselves killed. If you want to prove you care, not to mention keep your names out of any investigations by the authorities, then I strongly suggest you save these stupid kids.

Gotta go, Doctor Who's on.

How it came to this point part 2

2011-05-21T20:31:00.000-04:00

A few weeks later, out of nowhere Stalker # 2 writes me. I try in my own way to stop an attack on Agent Beryllium by Tothian. There's no love lost between us, what with her own informational attacks, spite and overall bitchiness, but The White Skull returned from retirement to help a friend. I still haven't forgiven the Skull, but I couldn't fault him for defending a friend. Eventually I chimed in, and this was in my inbox.

Okay, The Villages is an elderly retirement community. One I've also joked about as where Nazi war criminals go to die. Okay, so...someone who told my friend Dragonheart that he would leave me and my friends in peace, he wants to 'debate' me in the middle of a bunch of old farts, and he wanted me to bring my gun? He's just BEGGING for a fucking bloodbath, isn't he? Once again, I did have better things to do. And quite frankly, I was still pissed. After Malvado's attempted post, I was ramping things up a little, trying to give a hint. Unfortunately these idiots didn't take it. So to save lives and more of my sanity, I ignored the prick and went on with my life. But unfortunately, something bad was happening.

I do have a history of depression, suicide and anger. And I was finally trying to be on the upswing, cutting out supplements or other items I'd found out had an adverse reaction in me. But still, between normal life and seeing how my attackers reveled in their persistent lifestyle of attacks, something was awakening in me. I thought I was over it, done having to focus past it. But I was being attacked, over and over. Gunshots were heard outside my home. And I admit, I lost my mercy. So, I took the filter off.

Oh, I started spewing anger, venom and pent up rage that no one responded to before. And it was quite therapeutic too, but I started to realize something else.I though I was over knowing that I was capable of killing, of making people suffer because they deserved it. But over and over and over and over and over, I saw threats where people continued to get away with it. My attackers were smart enough not to actually SAY the threats for fear of their favorite game, having it twisted against them. But honestly, I didn't and don't care anymore. So I took the filter off, and spoke many of the dark things I held back. And it scared people. The thing is, nothing else worked, but now a reaction was being given. Then I realized I was in a very unique position.

To give a bit of background as to the mindset of the man behind the Krampus, let me tell a tale. The man behind Krampus' father was a warrior, a soldier, back during a time where men were less soft than many today. A veteran and member of the special Airborne Ranger unit known as the Hell's Angels. And no, not the pussified crime running motorcycle gang, although the military group is where it gained its name. And no, the man wasn't a member of the biker gang because he was more independent minded than to give half of his ownings to the club. This military unit, who performed black ops in East Germany against Neo-Nazi groups(hint hint, assholes) and other warfare during Korea underwent brutal training against torture, extreme survival conditions and various attacks.

One of the more brutal and horrific training they underwent was how to deal with an attack from an attack dog without any weapons. No knife, bayonet garotte or gun, just bare hands. There were several techniques but the most brutal, and one that was effective in lethality and shock was, when the dog attacks, shove your arm into the animal's mouth and down the throat. By forcing your arm down, the width of your arm prevents leverage for the canine to close its jaws to full effect. Sure, your arm will get cut up and scarred from it, but if you take your hand, reach into the animal's throat and grab, squeeze, twist and tear at it, eventually that attack dog will die. It's extreme and not something people would consider in the more ‘civilized' 21'st century, but it works. And that's exactly what I feel I was forced into doing. When no other tactic worked, I could do something that no one else had the testicular fortitude to do. To take a stand, and to tell a powerful narrative. Comic books have had the unique ability to relay stories both fantastic, and poignant for today's topics. The hypocrisy of the RLSV's actions show that not only do they WANT to harm and attack people over and over again, but those same actions may actually spawn the very thing they fear...an actual vigilante.

One thing I despise in the communities as a whole are the lack of those willing to take the hard stands, the less than likeable choices in order to do what they feel they must do. And I understood the villain mentality, I knew what could happen because I've had my own experiences. Don't ask, I won't tell. And don't bother 'investigating', because I'll know. And you'll only piss me off more.

The thing is, everything I said wasn't a lie. I really did, and do want to attack anyone that attacks me or my friends. And here's the truth of the matter. The words say these people hate vigilantes, their actions say otherwise. Eventually, someone was going to have to do the one thing no one has up to this point: take a stand. No more 'letting it go', no 'ignoring' them. because ignorance only lets this entire shit become what it has, a twisted mockery of what it was supposed to be.

So I took the filters off. I said exactly what I felt, not caring what my friends would say. And emotionally, I was prepared to go down the path I spoke of, hunting down and attacking those who attacked me. Because they would just keep doing it over. And over. AND OVER. No one seemed to understand. Look at their words! Their history! They didn't have to say a blatant threat! By their past actions and history, their very proximity and contact ARE the threats! And I still give them the only level of respect they deserve, I take them as genuine and react accordingly. To deal with them head on, not backing down, not compromising. I attacked their words they twisted, wanting to kill them. And I do. I want to bury a pickaxe in their skulls and start mining for assholes! And yes, I know the way to the ass is lower, but when dealing with threats, it's more about the journey, not the destination.

Of course, some people were scared. Dragonheart and White Skull contacted me, but I let them know that although I was pissed, I wasn't quite as mad as I was acting. That's right folks, The White Skull and Dragonheart was made aware at my Post where Everything Changes. When telling them keep it up, this is great material, they got the verbal wink. Oh, and for the record Lord Malignance, your use of words were once again damned by actions. What looked like your trying to reach out was blatantly a way to cover your own ass and continue the propaganda that villains are harmless. Oh, and I'm really disappointed in the community as a whole. Here I was, screaming I was going to kill myself and others, and no one, not ONE person contacted the authorities! When Potentate threatened to unleash poison gas at Comic Con, I called them. When The White Skull's life was threatened, I called the cops too. But in the time all this happened, what does Jimmy Zoidberg do? He contacts Google. Yeah, because a multinational corporation is exactly who you want to call when someone threatens murder-suicide. Idiot.

It was a scream, a call for help in the communities. And only a couple people even tried sincerely. The rest of you proved one thing: not another one of you in the RLSV community can ever call yourselves 'heroes' And the RLSH, once again for the most part, not only did nothing, but eventually encouraged it. This was a test. ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED.

Part 3 coming up.

How it came to this point

2011-05-21T20:00:00.000-04:00

I'm sure a lot of you are pretty pissed right now. Weeks, months of not acting like the Krampus you all know and love, eluding to death, threats, murder and suicide. To be perfectly honest, none of it was a lie. An exaggeration, a venting, but all true. Allow me to go into a bit of history. Malvado and Poop Knife have tormented myself and friends, trying to twist words, to try to show some level of superiority by revealing information about myself and friends, revealing real names, faces, locations, and let's face it, putting people in danger. I've shouted it until blue in the face, hopefully ending with this post:

"thats it
I, Malvado, am quitting Villainy if not forever then for a while to recover my mental willpower. I am an alcoholic, a recovering drug addict, and am a certifiable psychotic with a history of violence and suicidal tendencies. I make this decision not for my own safety or my legal well-being, but for the safety of others. I have violent impulses and without medication that I haven't taken for almost nine years now I am prone to being extreme dangerous to others in the wrong situations. I obviously don't care about myself or else I would have done something years ago, but I do care enough to hang up my mask for the safety of those within the RLSH. I'd rather be dead or rotting in a padded cell in a pill-induced coma than continue to be concerned about the ever fading facade of my fragile sanity and ability to control my inner demons, which is why, for now if not forever, this is the end of Malvado.

-MSV"

That was January folks. I didn't believe the man. After all, there was no reason to. And in fact, if he was looking for sympathy from someone who has also dealt with his own share of suicidal thoughts and violent temptations, he was dead fucking wrong. I knew it was bullshit. The man and his supposed 'friend' and fellow Nazi enthusiast PK have never, NEVER done anything but consistently used the loopholes, mercies extended and lulls to attack, gather information, try to win friends and influence people, all to attack again. And people seem to want to believe them. Living off of the charity of others only to repeatedly tear at them, one a history of violence, the other admitting to being talked out of killing a man here: One day a new member of the homeless transient (the homeless just like birds migrate south for the winter) population decided to call our little town "home". Only this one was a little different then the rest.. very mentally unstable.. scared the hell out of everyone including the rest of the local homeless We nicknamed him Uni-Manson as he wore the same style mirrored sun glasses and hoody as the Unibomber but had the wild Afro like Charles Manson.

Nothing could be done, as even though everyone knew this guy was insane he had not broken any laws.

A plan was formed to remove this dangerous element from our little corner of society. Being this was a small town our plan was leaked to other well placed members of the community... and as scary as this is they supported what we were going to do and were willing to provide what ever assistance we needed to complete our self appointed vigilante mission.

I had a chance to do something about the problem and did not because it was morally wrong. I would have become a vigilante or possibly a murderer, but instead due to my lack of action an innocent woman died for no damn reason at all.

A willingness to take a life for belief of danger. It takes one to know one. Thanks, stalker #2. So I became pissed and threatened that these individuals should NEVER contact me or my friends again, because I was willing to put my life on the line so that neither my friends nor I should ever have to deal with this shit again. I was threatened with cyber-bullying. By my own cyber and real life stalkers. Keep in mind that the RLSH mostly did nothing.

Now, here's the most accurate representation of the RLSV community and those most active in its history. The humans and structures are the RLSH, the Martians representing the RLSV.

Ridiculous, right? No one would ever believe this shit when the truth is so blatantly in everyone's faces.

Wait...the RLSH community at large swallowed this shit? Moreover, some not only encourage this behavior instead of stopping it, but have their own RLSV identities as well?

Now I understand. All that has happened? It was allowed to happen. The RLSVs knew the loopholes, constantly pushing, attacking, terrorizing people because not only did they know they could get away with it, but because the very people who were supposed to prevent such attacks were LETTING THEM. Very disconcerting. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

A month later, after Malvado promised to get help, after attacking myself and my friends, decided to return and post on a blog about a favored song.

Now, you all see someone who's trying to relate. What I see is someone that, just a month later, can't even keep his word and go the fuck away. What's more, he revels in it, wanting to 'bring it' to anyone in the communities. Worse than ever. Gee Poop Knife, you suck ass for being such a caring friend. Plus, what with Megacon coming soon, I decided not to be told by friends that I was instigating by addressing it, so I didn't. But seriously, my patience and mercy was at an end.

Part 2 next.

Judgment Day

2011-05-21T19:28:00.000-04:00

I'm surprised no one guessed, no one bothered to figure out when I was going to make my move. It seems the best day. And by the time you read this, you'll be too late. The events have been put into motion. Everyone reading this had your chance to stop what was coming, to make things right. My stalker even decided to place equal blame on the ones who ruined the lives of Zetaman and his girlfriend. And I can promise you, everyone responsible will be dealt with as the threats they have proven themselves to be.

Hehehehehe.

Does anyone want to guess what kinds of guns I have? What kinds of ammunition that would be best to carry out an attack of retribution for pushing someone so far as to want to take someone else's life, then his own? Go ahead, I'll wait.

MMmmpphhh.....hehehehehehhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, loyal readers, friends and assholes, terrorists and law enforcement personnel, members of the RLSH and RLSV communities! The following months in the role of Krampus have been a spirited exaggeration of my deteriorating mental health. As Doc Holiday from Tombstone said, "Oh I'm not quite as bad as I made out." And as you'll see, you're about to find out why. But in other words...

GOTCHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Oh don't worry, I wasn't lying. I'm still pissed and want to kill my stalkers and everyone that helped them. Continued next blog.

No peace. No rest.

2011-05-17T18:14:00.000-04:00

And one of my stalkers has done more than prove me right. Now he's starting to think he IS me. Whatever happens next is justified.

Ode to lost friends

2011-05-14T18:11:00.000-04:00

This is for my friends I've recently lost. And an apology for what's going to happen soon.

Sevendust: Will It Bleed

Confusion, perception.
Rage inside of me.
Or will it ever; or can it ever; or will it ever take me?
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain again
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain.
Passion; Find direction.
Hate inside of me.
Or will it ever; or can it ever; or will it ever take me?
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain again
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain.
I'd rather kill myself. (repeat)
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain again.
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain.
Passion; Find direction.
Hate inside of me.
Or will it ever; or can it ever; or will it ever take me?
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain again
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain.
I'd rather kill myself.
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain again.
I'd rather kill myself, than put you through the pain.

Weapons

2011-05-11T11:10:00.000-04:00

Someone's going to die. And it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter if threats have been implied or bluntly made. It doesn't matter if people who make themselves blackmailers or threats themselves because they crack a bad joke and hide in plain sight like John Wayne Gacy. He's a clown, he can't be dangerous, right? You pull a knife on someone, then hide it, erase any evidence, it didn't happen. Despite the witnesses seeing it, it doesn't matter. Because everyone watching has the memory of a wrestling fan. Because it doesn't matter what was said or who was hurt, no one cares. Not really. Because it's happened before, it will happen again. Because the ones who claim to be against it lie.

Words have become weaponized, the cloak to hide the dagger. They threaten, they endanger, then they hide it, erasing it, getting rid of the evidence. And it works. Some RLSH fall for it, even have identities as RLSV because they're so bored they want to play both sides and stir things up, hiding behind imagery and words. Weapons. And no one cares because there's no evidence that anyone was hurt.

Originally the world of larger than life heroes and villains was stepping out of the norm, the everyday, breaking the everyday rules to do what they wished. Now in mainstream culture it's become its own world with its own rules. The problem is, the current communities have made their own rules, in their own favors. You can stalk, reveal people's private information and play peekaboo with the evidence, and there are no repercussions, no consequences. It doesn't matter.

Actually, it does. People have bought into the dak dak of the Mars Attacks martians, saying "we are your friends" while shooting you and everyone around you. No one cares. Because when someone is called on their threats and bullshit, jokes are made, evidence is erased, then they come back and do the same thing again, only escalating it because they can. Because it doesn't matter. Because no one cares. And it's going to keep happening every few weeks. Because that's what they do, because no one cares. And no one will until someone is harmed or dies.

In this slice of the internet and real world, words have become weaponized to threaten, to imply intent even when not being blunt because it can be covered up by lies. The same people who admit that they have been violent, who have considered killing someone stares you in the face, but it doesn't matter because they pretend to change or cover it up with lies. Words have become stagnant, useless. When they're not used to attack, they're lies. There is no honor because the RLSV thrive in it, the RLSH do nothing, and pretenders who act like informants from one community to another blur the lines with more lies and attacks. It's going to keep happening and getting worse until someone is harmed or dies.

And then when it happens, people will have the gall to be surprised. Someone opens a door they shouldn't have and wonder why they're being attacked. They didn't mean any harm, they said so and erased the post that made the threat in the first place. It wasn't supposed to matter!

It doesn't matter that people with ties to violent groups attacks you with words, wishing to supposedly socialize only to gain information or attack you. It doesn't matter because it continues to happen, hiding actions with words. Unfortunately when words become useless, diplomacy becomes impossible. Because the ones that claim to wish it have proven time and again they have no honor, giving their word means nothing. They'll say whatever you want to hear and go back to attacking you or those close to you again after a few weeks. Everyone drinks the kool aid and nothing happens. And nothing will change until something else changes it.

The strange thing is, no one seems to notice that the rules of the game have changed.

Everyone is still playing the game as if the words still matter. That the weapons and lies will still work, because they always have. Or at least, the lies should cover the attacks. No one is supposed to look at the intent or the implications, scoffing the threats in the midst. Until someone is hurt or dies, it's going to keep going, same as it ever was. The problem is, it's going to stop in the near future. Recent events have reminded me about that which is important, worth living for, worthy dying for, and worth killing for. Very few people in this community seem to have the fortitude to follow through on their actions as long as an audience is watching. A strange paradigm for people who seek the limelight.

Case in point: Some time ago, Krampus expressed that there is doubt as to what's worth living for anymore. Someone who has attacked me in the past suddenly claimed to cease attacking in a chat room until this passed. A bit surprising, not to mention uncharacteristic. I mean, this never stopped them or their followers before. Could this be a sign of mercy, that these people are different from their personas? Of course it wouldn't last, the attacks would resume shortly after, attacking people, those close to them, encouraging others to do so and to follow suit. A history of attacks, stopped for a brief moment. Then I realized the truth beyond the lies. It wasn't that the heart of this person had changed, it wasn't that an act had ceased. It was because this person who had built a platform on attacks was suddenly in a spotlight they had no control over, faced with an encounter they didn't prepare for. Because of their history, they had to cease the public attack. Not out of the goodness of their heart, not for breaking character. But because they had an opportunity to influence a suicidal person to jump, or to push them. And everyone was watching. This is exactly what they strive for in action, despite their prose. The momentum of intent caught up with them, and suddenly remembered their lie. They're not supposed to want someone to actually BE harmed, because they could be blamed. At least, that's the cover story. You had a chance for a sliver of street cred, to have blood on your hands in one of the most circumstantial of ways. And you decided against it to cover your own ass.

Of course, that didn't stop you from eventually continuing your attacks, escalating and inciting, connecting to the very people you claim to want nothing to do with. The actions speak differently than the words. And your contradiction, your cowardice to claim a position of power despite what you really want between the lines? It disgusts me. And don't worry, there will be plenty of blood on your hands. Because everything that is building up to this point, you had a hand in it too. You promoted it. So no, you're not clean. You and your lives, every life you've touched will be investigated and judged.

Stop looking at the words, look at the actions, intent and the momentum of those who have used them. Diplomacy is impossible, pacts or agreements useless. There will only be what will be judged when it's too late to have stopped it. Sooner or later, a word, an inflection, a comment will set off a chain of events where someone will be hurt, or killed. Only then will it matter. And it will be too late by then.

You see, when someone claims to be a villain or a threat, yes, there are some who are genuinely harmless. These idiots are to be ignored. But when someone by association or history shows they are dangerous, I give them the only respect deserved: I treat them like threats. Dangerous, palpable, genuine. Threats and actual violence have happened here before. But no one cares. I threaten to meet that violence with greater force, then someone actually cares. And the funniest part? People care more about my reputation, my life, than that of my target(s) of wrath, the ones that provoked this. Really, that must suck to be an afterthought, that someone cares more for my reputation than the lives of my stalkers. That's the ugly truth, the truth I've worked hard to prevent coming to this point. But it fell on deaf ears in a media where words have become meaningless unless they're threats.

You see, Krampus is no fool. Someone with ties to gangs or organizations with histories of violence is a threat by their very nature and likelihood of danger. You deal with it legally, of course. But that doesn't always work. You try to avoid conflict by avoiding traps laid down, you try to avoid them. But when they push themselves in your face, threatening someone you care for, and doing so repeatedly, you assume the worst and prepare for it. So you don't just deal with one or two stalkers, you have to prepare for their gang affiliates, friends, associates with similar goals, anyone who jumps on the bandwagon with them, anyone who helps to inform them as spies and fellow stalkers, anyone who gives them an award for their behavior. You have to be ready for a very ugly war. You sever ties with those that are liabilities or friends who could be endangered, you call on allies who feel the same as you, ready to fight because they're not going to take this shit either and you'd defend them were the roles reversed. Normally I'm not one to involve others if necessary, but knowing that you're not alone should violence become a reality is rather comforting. Two members are tied to gangs stalking you? Build your own to counter it, it's worked before given the course of history.

And to those of you in these communities who claim to be heroes, who don't want this but allow, even encourage it, you're not innocent in this either. You swallow the pills, ignoring or chalking up your encouragement to part of a game. People wonder why so many leave this community due to the drama and bullshit, forgetting why yo took a stand in the first place. It seems the entire community needs a reminder of who they're supposed to be and who they really are. Watch them, it's going to happen soon. Because they can't help themselves. They can't stop. And anyone reading this who had the power to stop it are guilty by allowance. Accessory before the fact, or after depending on perspective.

No contact, no implied threats, no names or locations. Yet these rules are continually broken. Because that's what they do. The game is still being played by the old rules where people believe there will be no adverse consequences. And still, no one cares, no one does a damn thing. Now I am reminded what's important, what's worth living and dying for. If need be, killing for. And all you have to do is watch the communities, because the same people are so close from causing irreparable harm to come to someone's lives, impacting the community. And you could have done something to prevent it. But you didn't. Stop believing the words, follow the actions. Believe that which is less easily manipulated. And apparently I need to remind everyone that our community and key players within it, myself included, are being monitored by authorities. If anything were to happen to one, the other key players would be investigated with very real consequences. Oh, but that doesn't matter because it can be erased, covered up with a joke.

Do the words I write sound like I'm joking?

Or does it even matter anymore? Oh, and remember: whatever happens next, you wanted this. The lies are ignored, the actions and intent are the only things that matter now.

Osama Bin Laden and son dead

2011-05-02T05:57:00.002-04:00

Now THAT'S how you deal with supervillains and stalkers!

Oh look, a gun show!

2011-04-29T22:14:00.000-04:00

I may need to pick up some new party favors in case some idiots decide to pop off near my home again. Did you know they make a three barreled shotgun, two 20 gauge over a 12 gauge? Quite lovely, 'twould be a shame to shorten the barrel. Hmm...now I get to decide between stopping power versus ammunition capacity. Maybe I'll splurge. After all, I have one less reason to make any long term plans as of this week.

Breaking news

2011-04-23T21:51:00.000-04:00

Gunshots were heard outside. Rapid fire, neighbors also heard and couldn't find the source. It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.

The post where everything changes

2011-04-17T23:07:00.000-04:00

Krampus has other things to do this evening, so this will be brief.

1.: In Batman: Bloodstorm a sequel to Batman & Dracula: Red Rain, the Joker becomes the leader of a group of vampires after the death of their original leader, Dracula, pointing out their inability to think beyond their next meal in their current condition. Although he successfully coordinates their efforts to turn and take control of all of Gotham's major crime families, the now-vampire Batman- aided by were-cat Selina Kyle- is able to destroy the Joker's minions. Unfortunately, Selina is killed in the final battle with the Joker's vampires, her death leaving Batman so enraged that he finally succumbs to his lust for blood and drinks from the Joker, staking him to prevent him from coming back as a vampire but nevertheless aware that, at the last, the Joker has won by turning him into a monster as bad as Dracula and even the Clown Prince of Crime himself.

If a self-styled RLSV shakes their baby rattle and tries to provoke someone into becoming a vigilante, someone causing bodily harm or death, does that mean that their arguments, in fact, their entire existence in the community is invalid?

2.: Using the Joker analogy above, if I were to lose my temper and physically lash out, harming, crippling or slaying my stalkers with whom I've instructed to NEVER contact myself nor my friends ever again under pain of death, does that mean they've WON if they die?

3.: If I gave people every warning of a danger, of how a reaction may be provoked and you say or do nothing, are you allowing it to happen, even agreeing with in in apathy?

4.: If you side with someone who presents a clear and present danger in word and deed, no matter how depraved they appear nor if taken as a joke, shouldn't you be held accountable to the same standard as the ones who pull triggers?

5.: If someone calling themselves a hero threatens to out a fellow hero with their secret identity and photographs, should they be treated with the same anger and views as a villain?

Food for thought. Now comes a song I've been thinking about lately. It's a catchy little ditty. Leave its meaning to your own interpretations. No explanations will be given. No apologies. No regrets.

Artist: Five Finger Death Punch
Song: War Is The Answer

Go!!

This ain't a test, Fuck the rest
Time to set the record straight
Talk your shit, Behind my back
Let's hear you say it to my face
I've heard the words fall out your lips
You little trendy fucking bitch
The time has come to get you some
Cause I do not give a shit

Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
See to me your just a cancer
Motherfucker war is the answer

As of now the end begins
I want to laugh but there's no joke
To eat with beasts
And run with the wolves
On the ashes you must choke
I know it's got to chap your ass
To think I just won't go away
Affects me not, I'm writing you off
I've got nothing more to say

Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
See to me your just a cancer
Motherfucker war is the answer

Get some

You want to disrespect me
you little fucking punk?
Everything I've done
To be who I am
As far as I've come
I'll slap you so fucking hard
It'll feel like you kissed a freight train
Fuck you
YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!

Do you take me for a fool?
How's it feel to be a tool?
Talk your shit behind my back
See to me your just a cancer
The time has come to you some
Motherfucker war is the answer

Hey Tothian!

2011-04-07T23:57:00.000-04:00

I don't have your e-mail address, so I thought I'd just throw this out there to reach you. Are you planning on raping or killing Agent Beryllium? How about Overlord? I'm just asking because it appears we're getting a slice of 2012 festivities early. Japan leaking radiation, waves of bodies washing on shore, the United States government shutting down, leaving our military personnel unable to collect a paycheck until it's fixed, some people in the community thinking about quitting while others make threats, I'd like to know what kind of train wreck I'm watching.

Ooooo, here's an interesting thought. If, as some people claim, if you're so susceptible to suggestion, if someone like, oh I don't know...Krampus told you to attack someone, would you do it? If I gave what sounded like a good reason, if Krampus turned on the ol' charm, is it possible to wind you up and turn you into a weapon against someone else? I'm curious. After all, that's what some people would define angels as, some are messengers, others merciful. Then there's the old testament motherfuckers who kill because someone else whispered it in their ears, told them this is what they were made for, and they did it. Personally, I may respect to a limit the single mindedness of dedication to one's cause, but automatons get boring. Beings guided by someone else's will because they let themselves be? Sounds masochistic to the point of a slave mentality. I prefer to save respect for the emancipated.

Tothian, Tothian, Tothian...what happened? You used to call into Creature Feature, engage us with tales of attacking a bear under the mistake of its identity as a raccoon. Now you're trying to suck upon the main-milky teat of Charlie Sheen? It's bad enough Master Legend showed himself in less than a positive light at the RLSH panel at Megacon. Now this insanity, or a farcical portrayal of it, isn't even laughable. It's just a moron on the ledge, while people gather around to see if you'll jump.

And the whole angel thing...yeah. This is the closest thing to mercy you're going to get from me, a lesson. There are people all over the world called Otherkin, people who believe themselves descendants of, or reincarnated from beings other than human. Some of whom truly feel they are here for a reason, to make the world a better place. Problem is, they don't take to the streets, act like Deadpool wannabes and scream what they are for everyone to ridicule. You may be willing to forgo what everyone in the RLSH and RLSV communities think, but like it or not, as long as you claim to be part angel, you represent the Angelkin community. And anything you do, good, bad, indifferent, will reflect on them. People that in some ways may be like you, in others not. But perhaps spiritual brothers and sisters, with something in common. I'm going to take a shot in the dark: over the last few months, you haven't felt as strongly connected to that part of you or others, have you? It's been lessened, if not cut off entirely. The only way to feel anything is to get the rush, to make the energy between you and others more excited. I have Otherkin friends who have felt the same way, no one knows what it is exactly. But look at the chaos around us. When cut off from that sensory input, will you stay true to yourself? Or will you lash out, because that's all you can feel anymore? It can show one the true nature of the self, the ease of shattering, the forging into something stronger. Or showing that some people aren't cut out for the path they're on.

So back to my question: do you intend to impregnate Beryllium or Overlord by hatefucking in order to plant your Nephilim seed of 'Yahhh Babies'? To be honest, it's hard to follow this story's plot. It would be nice to at least see where this story's leading, otherwise I'm going to change the channel from boredom. Of course, I only feel it fair to give warning as well.

You know by now how far I'm willing to go to defend those Krampus calls friend. Those you currently have your animosity turned on? I've either spoken to them as friend or jousted. But if you insist on calling yourself an angel and do something to damage the reputation of others that might, JUST MIGHT have a slice of the divine in them and do something to have them compared with you in a negative light, I WILL be watching. I will be there to help my friends.

And I will NOT forgive you your stupidity for affecting people you've never met, but in action graffitiing their natures, comparing gentle, noble souls to the actions of someone who gets their balls kicked in. Whatever trip you're on, read these words, do your homework on Angelkin, and watch who you're associating yourself with while realizing what your actions will reflect upon them. Think before you act. After all, you don't want a grumpy Krampus, do you? You're losing enough friends as it is.

We now return this blog to its regularly scheduled observance of the world in meltdown.

Don't fuck with the company duck!

2011-03-15T12:38:00.000-04:00

Ahh comedy, such a fickle medium. Krampus is all for pushing boundaries, attempting to shock and awe as well as having a message one can learn from. Were it not for the fact that someone close to Krampus was and is currently in Japan, along with friends and family having the same predicament, 'twas a thought that perhaps Krampus could make a joke involving Baby Godzilla being epileptic and watching Pokemon being the cause for the tsunami, but I digressed. The earthquake, tsunami and now potential nuclear threat, the devastation, the bodies washing up, even now some conspiracy theorists claiming that the HAARP project of the US Government was responsible for triggering the earthquake, it all overwhelms us. And I can understand the need to try to alleviate the stress with humor. But let's face it ladies and gentlemen, sometimes bad jokes are just that, bad. And with that, let's address a being whose very voice has grated people's eardrums, whose words have incited outrage and potential violence in reaction. Someone who recently felt it was humorous to mock the pain, the potential loss of lives of strangers and loved ones and cares nothing for anyone's thoughts except to cause outrage for outrage's sake simply to further his own pseudo-celebrity.

That's right, I'm talking about Gilbert Gottfried.

'Twould appear that Gilbert, whose less than dulcet tones have been the voice of the Aflac duck since 2000 was fired over some truly tasteless jokes that he tweeted on his account. Aflac has over 5000 employees in Japan, thankfully spared from the worst of the devastation, as well as many clients whose services are rendered there. As such, Aflac has terminated the comedian straining for some drop of controversy, and will soon be announcing detains for open casting calls to be the next Aflac duck. Perhaps this could be an opportunity for Krampus, who knows? But what IS known are ten of the comments Gilbert Gottfried tweeted. For your viewing displeasure and an example of what NOT to say at this time simply because they're not funny, I now repost the top ten worst comments.

1.: I just split up with my girlfriend, but as the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

2.: My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons fo water a day.

3.: I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area." She said "not now, but just wait."

4.: What do Japenese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

5.: I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "okay but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot."

6.: What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.

7.: My book Rubber Balls and Liquor was released in Japan. It's making quite a splash.

8.: I fucked a girl in Japan. She screamed "I feel the Earth move and I'm getting wet."

9.: Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking."

10.: Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

Don't be like Gilbert, kids. I can think of at least ten reasons not to be.

Because I feel like it.

2011-02-14T19:26:00.000-05:00

Enjoy. You were robbed, Cee Lo! Grammys, FUCK YOU!

Wisdom for the day

2011-01-31T22:52:00.002-05:00

Remember kids, suicide is ALWAYS an option. It's just not a very good one.

RLSV: Cyber-facsism of the 21'st century

2011-01-15T20:25:00.000-05:00

Wonderful. Make a simple statement against one of two stalkers that you're capable of using lethal force against a perceived threat and you yourself get threatened with cyber-stalking by the second stalker. 'Tis interesting how things had gotten this far.

It appears that my premonition that 2011 would be the year things will change, and not necessarily for the better is coming true. Well, I suppose it's how one looks at it. You see folks, good ol' Krampus and his roommate has been stalked for some time. And it's not just about one or two people doing the stalking, oh no. It's also about something else that will be addressed. I'm getting to that.

The Nazi Socialist Party was born from meager beginnings, a devastated people rallying around the belief that they should not be put down or made to feel less than anyone. Mostly because they themselves were led to believe that they were inherently superior, not inferior to those around them. This of course had a history of antisemitism, racism and dabbling into the occult. The belief was that they should be the ones in a position of leadership, with their weaknesses cut, burn or blown away, leaving only the strong. This has led to gangs, violence, wars, countless deaths and atrocities that lesser people cannot fathom, much less stomach. But behind it lies a very seductive, even pleasant thought. The thought is, 'I'm better than you. And I'm going to prove it.'

Enter Poop Knife, a man who has several aliases. Oh by the way PK, we are NOT on first name bases with each other. Get your shit together. Heh, sorry, couldn't resist. Back to my tale. PK entered the community by befriending Master Legend, gaining his trust, finding out his secrets, then revealing the darker portions of his closet to various people, one of whom was The Potentate of ROACH under the name King Nazi. According to Master Legend, this person had an unhealthy fascination with Hitler an his party. And after getting to know this unlovable cunt for several months now, some things have begun to piece together. Oh, did I mention I was a major in psychology and criminal justice? No? Well, it never really needed to come up. But I've used such skills before, profiling potentially criminal and violent mindsets. First The White Skull, former second in command at ROACH, then realizing his own potential for harm, had left the community, returned with the hope of redemption, then falling back to the very people whom he cursed and fretted with, wanting no more association with. I even aided the bastard's leave and disassociation, just to revert to type. Pathetic. I've said it before, I'll say it again: I hope Mrs. Skull is proud of you, next on the potential name change is The White Flip-Flop, followed by a new sandal line just in time for summer. But I digress.

PK has been in fact linked with antisemitic groups himself, and after hearing how he speaks, his heart becomes more obvious. Any apparent prejudice may not be visible with race, though he HAS been fixating on Phoenix Jones a bit lately. Am I aware of any direct attacks against religion? No. Well, except if you count ME. Still, the glaring Nazi moniker in his e-mail doesn't help to put people to rest. No, but in a comic series called The End League, a master genius who was raised by a racist father created an empire. The foundation of superiority over inferiority was still secure, but it was founded on something much more practical: the superiority of intellect. The smarter you were, the better off you'd be. And that's where the resemblance of PK's persona begins to take form.

If you've ever talked to the man, he can be disruptive, belligerent, throwing verbal monkey wrenches into others' conversations. And if you say something he may disagree with, he's quick to turn your own words back upon you. A mastery of the English language, a quick wit, and an eye and ear for searching for vulnerabilities in others. So far I'd say the profile is accurate.

But looking into the RLSH community, perhaps this was where his eye was more quickly drawn with Master Legend. A man with quirks and documented head trauma, PK befriended him, only to reveal his secrets. Was if for the betterment of the community? Or was it more for finding someone so high on a media pedestal and so obviously flawed that the true power behind knowledge is to know how something, or someone works, thereby with little effort, creating the greatest effect? A few words here, some secrets there, a smattering of opinion and prose there, and you have a document. A phrasing, with just the right emphasis of emotion and logic to invoke a response. Huh. guess the lessons he learned from the failed painter with the Charlie Chaplin moustache paid off.

And so, PK mingled with others in the community. Finding their weaknesses, displaying them, joining the RLSV community, gathering information, stalking, cyber-stalking, manipulating perspective, perhaps even following the comic book logic. A hero is only as great as the obstacles they face and overcome. Who were you looking for? The equivalent of the Alexanders? The William Wallaces? The Vlad Tepes'? Who would be worthy to match with with, to prove yourself the better?

It's kinda hard to find anyone of that quality directly. What with the identity spilling Tothians, the glory hounds, the vigilantes, some of the shining examples seem to be on their game. Who would be the best targets to go for? Oh wait, no, the best would be too much of a challenge. After all, it's better to go after one's weaknesses, or turn their own strengths against them.

Enter ME. Good ol' Krampus! Oh, we've jousted verbally back and forth, he lays low after a verbal battle doesn't go his way, his former avenue on Grodd...excuse me, Malvado's show was short lived, even trying to worm his way into my company. Asking permission to call the show while on good behavior, very reminiscent to a vampire asking permission to kill you now that I think about it in hindsight. Writing fanmail, trying to get on the good side of Krampus, perhaps even the man behind the beast. No, no doubt now. That was exactly the intent.

Last year after a return from holiday that, I'll admit it, went less than spectacular, fueled by a rage unleashed from a mixture of over the counter painkillers and sleep aids, Krampus returned to find an attack on the Urban Dictionary definitions posted by good ol' Krampus X. This set me off, reaching into the rage I've known and dealt with for decades, realizing I was prepared to lash out in anger and hate without the proportionate justification. It was a moment of weakness, and knowing how a predator thinks, I see once again in hindsight. Weakness attracts predators. So imagine my surprise when my roommate receives a phone call after a show by PK himself. He and Malvado, both people Krampus has jousted with verbally and in blogs, suddenly asking to go see a movie together? Let's see. Two people in a community known for making verbal attacks, i some cases revealing private information then redacting it quickly, one an antisemite, the other a former gang member with a history of violence, contacting the home number of myself and my roommate, implying they know who I am, PK telling me that it wasn't so hard to track the man behind the Krampus after pursuing a mutual friend, giving advice if I truly wished to be private, knowing that we've had a history of dealings with stalkers, destruction of private property, threats of violence and murder? Suddenly two people on the side opposed to me wants to follow my habits, reach out? All in the guise of friendship?

Needless to say, the answer was no. And moreover, it wasn't the polite way that I was asked, not the contacting my roommate's Myspace, not the presuming to educate me on privacy. It was the intangible. The fever that has built in the community. Both have a history of fitting in with a group of people that despite saying their actions are satirical, not meant to be taken literally despite my seeing the potential harm that could come from their actions. They unsheath their blades of words and information, threaten their prey, then retract it, as if saying "See? It's gone. It never happened, asshole." Or of course, when you use their own words against them, catching them in their own verbal stupidity and escalation, they quickly redact with clever words, explanations, 'reminders' of their less than dangerous stance. Essentially prettier versions of saying "What had happened was...what I meant was...Just kidding...I'll take it down." And after you make you stand, shortly afterward, they strike at you again, then retreating behind the specific articles of regulations, rules, laws and methods of enforcement. I realized all too recently what they all are.

The entire RLSV community... are rules lawyers! For those unfamiliar with role playing terminology, rules lawyers are those people who memorize every table, rule, clause, limitation and are able to dictate verbatim in some cases why things in the game should work one way, when the game master says another, be it for flavor text, for expanding the story, for dramatic reason or some other reason. The rules lawyers are the intellectual power gamers, the ones that use and abuse every loophole under the sun to get their way. With this epiphany, suddenly I understood the mindset of virtually ALL RLSV's I've ever encountered that were nothing but repositories of negativity, the ones who never genuinely lifted a finger to aid another human being or animal. These are the people who for all intents and purpopses, despite their claims to being vigilant against the RLSH's by antithesis, are using the rules and laws as nothing more than shields, probing the fences, searching the limits, waiting to strike and cross the lines, then cover themselves with excuses, rules and fear of litigation. They think they actually have a license to cyber-bully ad harass others.

Every fucking one of them that I've encountered, from ROACH to the non-members like Poop Knife, Malvado, Lord Malignance and his lackeys. They all hide behind the absurd, strike while claiming their attacks mean nothing, then whisk away the evidence or sweep it away under the blanket of intent. Kinda like John Wayne Gacy played the clown while he was luring buys to his home to torture, rape and kill them. Perhaps this is where the saying arose that it's not rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first.

Now, I've been looking in on these pathetic contradictions for quite some time now. But even before that, I knew the heart of evil, of terror, of threats and fear. I know of anger, rage, vengeance, the sadistic pleasure giving into all of your wrath can be. For decades, the man behind the Krampus has battled depression, suicide, the desire to throw everything away because the world was pathetic, that hopes meant nothing despite the talent one may have, and how fragile that which you love can be in one's life before something crashes, destroys, rapes, takes away and shatters your soul into a thousand shards, NEVER to be picked up and reforged. But still, I struggled. The friends I'd found renewed me, began to bring me out of the dark, the suicidal, the homicidal. They reminded me of the hope I'd lost, of the positive despite the pit in your soul. That the good does exist, that despite whatever deity you follow, or the shattering realization that the IS no God, the good and bad all exist. And the good is worth fighting for. The people are worth fighting for. And with that, the lessons learned from the depths can be channeled, exorcised, used as metaphors, fiction to vent and purge so that you can enjoy the good again. So yes. I knew exactly how fragile some can be. And how unworthy they are of having the ugly, bitter, heartless truth of the world's brutality, the hate, the dark threatening to swallow them. I knew that if all else failed, I knew what I was capable of. How far I'd go. To what lengths I'd stride to protect the ones I dared to care for.

And then ROACH accused DC's Guardian of being everything from a bad father to a pedophile.

The rest, as they say, is history. I dare say in my many jousts that there are two constants in the RLSV community, and the ROACHES along with its forum fringes. One, they love to talk shit about RLSH's while seeing how much they can get away with, and they LOVE to hate ME! With that said, let me go back to the invitation of PK and Malvado.

Two people, part of the same community that would love to destroy me, who, by hiding behind the rules and laws they covet as an umbrella, love to intimidate, belittle, threaten in ways of revealing information, insult, demean, bully, all the while every renewed attack, and yes, I mean attack, becomes escalated. Everything builds stronger, greater, all while retracting the second they feel responsible eyes are upon them. All of this, followed by the two in the community who are geographically closest to me, who love to mindfuck, two that I've had little positive interaction with, one a history of manipulation, the other a history of violence, together and wishing to be in a public area while getting to know me priately, all while waiting for my guard to be let down?

Do you really think this would not be a palpable threat? You'd be an idiot to trust those unworthy of it. Besides, coming to my home, learning all they can to use against me and those I care for? Becoming at the very least, stalkerazzi? No. So they were told no, and that I implied how VERY BAD of an idea 'twould be if we were to meet face to face.

Then the assaults began. Malvado and Poop Knife tag teaming, Malvado, thinking himself so clever, one night after a slip of the tongue by a friend, revealed a glimmer, a loophole to exploit. I had warned Crossfire if he outed my identity, it would be a declaration of war. He never did, but Malvado capitalized on this, revealing the identity of a good friend. With all the rhetoric, hostility, animosity, and the very palpable, if not intangible anger between us all, such actions are known to be taboo in the community. Revealing someone's personal information is a no-no. Oh, but there are loopholes. If one appears to be a danger to another, such could be revealed in the name of public safety. Thus the identity of PK was revealed. But with this, an innocent whose slip of the tongue? They couldn't blame Malvado, could they?

Actually, yes. Malvado, the actions of both you and Poop Knife, were seen as a threat. A threat to someone I cared for. And though it was never spoken aloud, the result was still the same. I took this action as a declaration of war. A sign, a break of honor that after Zetaman's attack on his property and 'alleged' involvement with ROACH, this constituted a very real threat. And I DO NOT TOLERATE THREATS.

So. Now the sign was given. 'We know who you are, where you live, we can do anything to you we want. After all, we're not dangerous. The disclaimer says so.' You know, you trilobites were slightly more impressive before I saw through you. There are those who use the letters of the law not to use in the sake of justice, not for fair play, not to level the playing field, but those that use the letter of the law as shields, as weapons, and canopies to hide behind. Then there are those who follow the spirit of the law, the heart, the intangibles that we try to put into words, to allow justice, to keep people from harm or fear. And yes, sometimes use the intimidation of penalties to enforce it. But when others hide behind the law and claim to be untouchable, much like the rules lawyers I've discussed here, there are only so many options you have. You can fight within the law, you can work to change the law, as the Nazis did when they took power, or as many civil rights advocates have to liberate others, and other options are variations of a theme. But then, there's the most unpredictable part, one which rules lawyers have no power.

Change the game, change the rules.

You see ladies and gentlemen, Malvado recently spoke the name of the man behind the Krampus on his blog. Since then, he's posted a photograph alongside another friend, said some stupid rape slogan, then took it down. For the second time, the first revealed to a friend and I have photographic proof of this as a screen capture, Malvado, after working up the frenzy and letting me know that I was the target for an attack, took the post and photo down, then posted on his blog that he was ill, given to rage and violence, also knowing that his actions could lead to his death, or the death of others. He claims to be going away for help.

I could swear I've heard this before...oh yeah, White Skull said the exact same thing before going on holiday, posing as a repentant good guy, then reverting to type. The man outed a friend, then targeted ME, admitted that he was a real and dangerous threat, justifying my anger, and now wishes to play on whatever pity I have left?

NO. There is no more. If it is real, then he'd better get help. But I doubt it. I firmly doubt it. In fact, I have every right to believe that this is a trick, and I believe that both Poop Knife and Malvado have been conspiring to escalate the animosity and attack ME, putting my roommate and other innocents at risk! So, no. Despite the verbal slings and arrows, I have made it clear. If I perceive a threat coming toward myself or any I care for. I will NOT hesitate to use lethal force. And to back it up, I reminded them not to fuck with someone with a past of suicidal depression. If this is a trick, if either of them comes near me, I will interpret that as a very real threat, and will see whose death wish is stronger, HIS or MINE.

Then the statute of cyber-bullying was thrown in my face. The most insulting part of it was the implication. That simply by wielding the law, that Poop Knife was an innocent in all this.

NO. As I've said, he seems to personify the very nature of the Nazi fascism in a new way, one that the majority of RLSV's all mimic. They are cyber-attacking rules lawyers who are given to escalation, then cover-up and deceit, all while hiding behind the law. The refuge for criminals, drug dealers, terrorists at war tribunals...oh by the way Skull. Shut the fuck up about the hissy fit when I compared you to Jared Lee Loughner. Comparing you with a man who, despite the horrific acts he perpetrated, got off his ass and did something as opposed to bitching on a blog? Take the fucking compliment.

OOoohhhh. Can you feel that? The insult, the arrogance! The turnaround! How could I possibly defend myself while joking about murder? Obviously, you don't know me at all. But you will. I have never, not once on this blog, shirked away from or implied less than my capacity for violence, sadism and murder. In many cases, it was exaggerated. But still others, when push comes to shove, when the law becomes a weapon pointed at me instead of leveling the playing field, when all the right, legal and just ways are exhausted, I know I am capable of brutality, of vengeance. Of dark deeds that would make Cthulu cower. But I balance it, using what I know of that mindset, knowing there's a way around and above it. To use it to search for others capable of the same acts on the edges of imagination and sanity, but without my compass, without the same control. So yes, beneath it all, under the hope, the struggle, the defending who and what I care for, I know. I am capable of the things written of and portrayed in true crime and horror stories. So when it comes to profiling the dangerous, perhaps it takes the one inside me to know one when it is seen.

I saw it with The Potentate when he nearly destroyed the reputation of one friend and joked about a gas attack, threatening even more. I saw it in White Skull, who had the training, mindset and profile to carry out actual harm. I saw it with Malvado, which now all of you see. And most important, I believe I see it with Poop Knife, someone using the letter of the law to hide behind, and to wield as a weapon, pushing those closer to the edge while making sure he's not caught. After all, why do your own dirty work when you can use others as pawns?

By now, PK has done a great deal of probing, scouring the internet on myself and my roommate, disseminating the information to people as his Myspace profile Free Information suggests. So some people are beginning to find out more about the man behind the Krampus. Still others will be shocked, friendships lost, still other bonds will grow stronger. Someone who is masterful at manipulating, deceiving and threatening others by revealing secrets is a representation of every palpable threat that lies between the words, behind them in intent. As we speak, he's learning everything about me, preparing to use it and to attack more of my friends, inside and outside of the community. Because that's what they do.

I'm sure he's pulling up blogs, stories, thread posts, preparing to unleash a smear campaign, perhaps trying to intimidate me into silence.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

Oh gee, someone striving for a place in entertainment, not prepared to have his identity revealed? Secrets exposed? Shigger please. I'm surprised it took you this long. But still, the fact remains. It's the intent behind it that makes it a threat. Read the blogs of Malvado, Poop Knife, Lord Malignance and his minions, and all others connected to ROACH, like Black Sun, who was kicked out for glorifying the attack on Zetaman's vehicle, even admitting that he was hoping ROACH would take things to the next level. So like it or not, despite all the rhetoric and warnings, ROACH does in fact, attract and encourage others to perform harmful acts. And it's only growing. It's always escalating. Just like I've said from the beginning!

Oh, let's see if we can see the next plans of attack. Using my history to discredit me, turning me into a monster and unfit character to be around children? A greater threat to harm the Skiffytown League of Heroes!!??

Oh for fuck's sake. They already know. They know about my connection and activities within the adult and fetish community. They know all about the heights and depths of my sexual promiscuity. They also know about my violent mind. Writer! And they know I can keep that out of the faces of the kids. So....what's the problem? You still want to use me as a weapon against them? I was prepared to separate myself from them officially years ago should anything I do threaten the heart of the charity. But you know what? They're still my friends. They care for me, and I them. So that wouldn't change. Plus, it'd be considered another attack on my friends.

Ooooo, perhaps befriending or trying to besmirch me in the fetish community? Really? Stories of violence among sadomasochists? Thank you, you'll only be helping my street cred.

Or perhaps a smear attack at my job? Yeah, they don't give a shit as long as I'm not killing, raping or doing anything else while at work. Or maybe a face-to-face at karaoke, or anything else on my public itinerary? See, this is exactky why I don't use Twitter! It's a stalking tool! Plus, if you think being in a public place would prevent me from screaming 'STALKER!' and kicking your ass or pulling a gun on you, you're sadly fucking mistaken.

Maybe....a police warrant? After all, I DID threaten to burn Agent Beryllium's house down on the show, right? Yeah, last time I checked, we're on different coasts and her home is intact. Besides, it was during a performance. Ice T sings about killing cops, yet he plays one on television. Chalk it up to artistic expression not to be taken literally. Plus all those weapons? Right. You mean the ones that are registered, no illegal ammo, explosives, or other contraband. Then I can sue for filing a false police report or harassment. Then I'd have the legal name of everyone involved.

And that brings us to another interesting standpoint. It is my belief, current situation nothwithstanding, that if the current levels of tension continue to rise between our communities, the tension will not cease until someone is brutally harmed, or killed. I wish it weren't the case. I do. And I'd like it to have a more peaceful solution. Otherwise, other people are going to be attacked, their reputations smeared, the venom escalating to actual harm. And on this, the spirit of Martin Luther King Jrs's weekend, let those who seek it find a peaceful resolution. Get the venom out, find those you fear are in danger of their lives or others. Talk to them, get them help. Try making a cessation of hostilities. One day, one moment where all sides can stop the bullshit and let it go. It's the least we could all use.

Of course, if that doesn't work, there's always the other alternative. You see, I had my moments of rage, of anger, of thinking about doing some very stupid, and very illegal things. But I was talked out of them, talked off that ledge. So at this moment, I can honestly say I don't wish to hunt any of the RLSV's. But if any of my associates, any of the ones I care for are threatened, spoken ill of or even looked at cross-eyed, we'll have to see.

And here's the most interesting nugget! Go ahead, link this blog and podcast, report it, use it for evidence if need be. Because that means that despite the imagery, despite all the demands of pointing out exactly which threats were said where, who said that mercy is for the weak and has no place here, all while cowering behind the First Amendment, here's some food for thought. I wouldn't have gone through all this trouble if Poop Knife and Malvado, along with the tactics of their associates like Frank, Eric and Sarah whom Poop Knife named along with Beth, whom Poop Knife used her phone to contact me and is also registered to a Dean Kingcade(whoever that is), Malvado's old gang of violent thugs and everyone else attached to them like Poop Knife's antisemitic friends weren't presenting a real threat. And I dare say in the coming months, if anything were to happen, if any harm came to myself, Malvado or Poop Knife, then ll eyes would be on the surrounding parties. As for Skiffytown, they have been nothing but supportive, trying to prevent violence, while also standing up for what they stand by. And who. So that leaves them out. Mister Jingles...well, I've tried keeping him out of this, but he has a mind of his own, But he also has a family to protect. Thanks for the exposure, Malvado.

That means that all eyes would focus not only on me, the guy with the history of bad moods and suicide, Malvado, the man who was voted Best Villain by Lord Malignance for his contest last year. You actually encouraged him. Yes, that same Lord Malignance preaching that the villains aren't dangerous. Tell that to your trophy winner. Then there's all his associates Ghost of Nixon and Bob the Minion, then there's The Potentate and all of ROACH because you gave them information on their Public Enemy Number One...and Master Legend, plus you both revealed the location and itinerary of me and my roommate on the White Skull's blog. Hey Skull, how does it feel to be used by someone? Again?

Am I prepared to lose my possible career, my friends, my family, my reputation, to stand up to a perceived threat that many RLSH's have befriended? Don't worry, I'm not mad at you. You were taken in. They put on a good front. But read their blogs. How does it make you feel? Do you feel the cold of the words, the sting of the dagger, the feeling of something disturbing underneath? Read mine. Do you feel outrage, yet see my perspective and realize all I'm doing is reacting?

And to answer the question...on my terms?

YES.

And here's the irony! I was going to start shifting the show away from the community! I was going to expand it, take it to another level with guests and topics! But the threat brought me back! So motherfuckers, tonight and this weekend, to all that read this, I prepare myself and know that I could very well be under attack, under siege by a very real, physical threat. But sometimes, no matter how much you pray for peace, no matter how great the desire to stop the war that's coming, some fights need to be fought. And here is where I stand my ground. Ready to fight, ready to defend. Ready to die for those I love, ready to kill any who threaten them and myself.

THAT is who I am. No matter what the name. THAT is who I am.

War. Peace. Life. Death. I await your move with loaded gun, sharpened blade, and I can't help but smile. Make the right choice, everyone's watching.

Razing Arizona

2011-01-11T20:16:00.000-05:00

By now, I've no doubt you've all heard of the tragedy of the shooting in Tucson Arizona this weekend. Six people dead, including a judge and a nine year old girl. Fourteen wounded, including Representative Gabrielle Giffords. The suspect apprehended is 22 year old Jared Lee Loughner. Three people wrestled him to the ground, including an elderly woman who was able to keep Loughner from reloading his Glock 18, a semi-automatic pistol with a clip capable of holding 33 rounds of 9 mm. ammunition. Authorities are not only planning on charging Loughner with murder and attempted murder, but for terrorism. Police and federal agents are also looking for a second suspect who may have worked with Loughner. This was a tragedy, and people wish those still alive make a full recovery.

Now it's time for the fun parts!

Have you seen this pathetic man-cunt? Shaving his head with a shit eating grin, but I suppose it's better and far more intimidating than his Billy Squire 'do.

Oh my fucking Krampus! He looks like Jason Mewes on a bender! But NOOOO, he couldn't be inspired enough to go the Travis Bickle route and leave a patch to shine shoes with in prison, much less his to wipe his new boyfriend's dick off with. And it looks like he's had issues in the past. Rejected by the Army after flunking a drug test and was considered so mentally unstable that he was banned from his college campus, where officials considered him a threat to other students and faculty. Yet, still he was able to purchase a gun at a sporting goods store, plot and plan to kill the Representative, and the rest is history. Gee whiz folks, he flunked out of being in the Army, and still was able to constitute a danger to people. At least White Skull was a veteran and fit much of the same psych profile as this douchestain, which was why I told the San Diego Comic Con about his possible involvement in The Potentate's threat of unleashing poison gas there. After all, San Diego is 'his city', so if anyone was going to fuck up anything there, it's him. And yet, in hindsight, giving him the benefit of the doubt of being a palpable threat, it turns out that history may remember him as being threateningly flacid. At worst, a poser. A wannabe Loughner. Gods, that's pathetic.

By the way, you wanted me to use your name in my blogs again. You're welcome. I'm sure Mrs. Skull appreciates you going back on your word and into your old recliner 'o doom.

And now, they've found paperwork and other paraphernalia showing that Loughner had been planning this attack for some time, so whoever his accomplice is a fellow conspirator. Police found paperwork labeled 'assassination'.

Seriously? You left a Scooby-Doo sized clue for anyone breaking into your house(with a warrant, hint hint) to find? Oh, this is fucking hysterical! Jared, you shaved your head, plotted this spree, wrote in big letters detailing your plan, then you get taken down by two guys and a granny. Pathetic. Not even worth a mention as a guest villain in a fourth rate comic book. You deserved to get caught, and congratulations on the health care you'll be getting behind bars for shooting a child. By health care, I mean getting the new fish treatment, then ending up in the infirmary if you survive, then await your eventual trial and execution. Dumb fuck.

Let's examine further his possible rationale and methodology. He planned to kill the Rep in public, and commit carnage for reasons yet unrevealed. He had three clips of ammo for his Glock, he emptied 33 shots from one clip, killing six, wounding fourteen. That's twenty wounded or dead from thirty-three shots. You know what I call that? FUCKING AMATEUR! Compensating for lack of any actual aim by spraying bullets? 20 out of 33, that's what, a grade of 58? F minus! And here's where it gets even more fucked, you bought a semi-automatic. You could have bought a submachine gun that had greater ammunition capacity, then find plans on the internet or a gun show to modify it to full auto. Not doing the work, not buying the right tool for the job? Sloppy. F minus.

But it's the Scooby-Doo shit that gets me. You unload, don't prepare to go hand to hand with anyone around you, counting on fear to keep people at bay. You're at a political rally in Arizona and the reaction is called FIGHT or flight. You had a grandmother keep you from reloading your obviously compensating Glock. Seriously, it rhymes with cock! Your subconscious betrayed you, dipshit! And a grandmother figure cock-blocked you! You get to live the rest of your pathetically short life knowing you were foiled by the equivalent of Nana walking in on you masturbating in the bathroom! Of course, the two guys tackling you helped, but still. You were stopped whacking by Nana. Fucking loser!

Oh Jared, Jared, Jared. Now, I in no way endorse the fuck nor wish to inspire anyone else into performing such heinous acts. But I've already been fantasizing this weekend on several other scenarios that would make your little attack look like a temper tantrum. I know we have yet to hear about your reasonings, but you have to have more imagination and preparedness if you're going to commit acts of violence. For example, simply hypothetical. Let's say the object of your hate spouts off bile and you wish to silence them. Fine. Get a larger caliber gun, get closer if possible, then shoot the jaw off. If you symbolically take away the mouth of the person that upsets you, and literally decimate it so they look like the girl in The Grudge, that's going to leave an impression psychologically on people. The more horrific the act, the greater the likeliness that those that would attack you wouldn't due to the psychological effect. And seriously, what did this woman ever do to you? Did she hit close to home, were her words attacking you or those close to you? What? I know one of the smartest things you could have done was to invoke your Fifth Amendment rights and shut the fuck up, but eventually the story will come out, and the spin is going to be murder. Oh wait, no, that's what your sentence is going to be.

Truly, it's a good thing this pathetic excuse for DNA was prevented from harming anyone else. he could have had more military training or hunting, he could be a sadist torturing animals for desensitization. Of course, time will tell as the story unfolds. Jared Lee Loughner, you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. You're the example that with seven billion humans, quality decreases as quantity increases. All you would have needed would be a single bullet, hollow point preferably to put into your skull and save the world the expense of your trial. Or even better, you could have opened your mouth and talked to someone! I can't tell you how many times discussing, venting, speaking to someone about the growing darkness within can help to purge it and get to the cause of the problems. Also thanks to DC's Guardian for the chat yesterday, I believe it was mutually beneficial. But an attempted execution and act of terror, the likes of which I've been warning people of for some time now I might add, have been ceased before more harm could be caused. But the takedown, the wasted ammunition, the firearm being more of convenience than dedication, all makes you a grade F Minus loser. And yet, despite all the negative marks, you had more conviction to carry out your thoughts than every RLSV I've ever met or heard of combined. Hell, even moreso than some of the darker RLSH acting like vigilantes. Only in commitment, of the act, not dedication to finding and controlling your own demons nor channeling it into something positive. Couldn't you have at least screamed "Don't close our border!" or "Leave the immigrants alone!" while you were pulling out your gun?

I wonder if it's too early to book a seat for the execution...

Random thoughts of evil

2011-01-07T21:10:00.000-05:00

Remember folks, Krampus punishes, beats, tortures, kidnaps, slays and kills the wicked. But Krampus doesn't sexually harass, molest or rapes them. That's what medium and above quality cunts are for.

Krampus

Awww fuck....

2010-12-21T20:58:00.000-05:00

It turns out the Dragon's Breath shotgun shells I wanted are currently considered 'cop-killer' ammunition and are considered illegal in my current locale for my cave. Damn it! And I was so looking forward to the bonfire and sacrifices I was going to have by aiming my cannon and screaming "I'ma firin' mah lazor!!" while blasting flesh, coal, wood and homemade napalm with rounds of magnesium and phosphorous. Great, now I have to put it on my wish list along with the bola and flechette rounds. Ah well, I suppose it's only illegal if you get caught with them, right?

Oh, before I forget. Speaking of criminal acts, Krampus will be among the guests on the Rebel Radio show Wed. the 22'nd at 11 PM. Originally the plans were to enjoy some karaoke and libations, but being the bastion of freedom of speech seems to be more important these days.

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrrockuhard

Stay tuned, my Creatures of the Night...

BlogTalk Radio on the Naughty list?

2010-12-16T10:41:00.002-05:00

Just when I begin to get into my comfort zone with Creature Feature, just as I begin to break it in and truly have something to call my own, then something interesting starts hitting the fan. I received an e-mail from Dan Kashman, the president of BlogTalk Radio.

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Dan Kashman
President, BlogTalkRadio

So folks, it looks like not just Creature Feature, but ALL shows for the RLSH/RLSV communities will be affected. Beginning in February, BTR will be pushing the pay for play services harder than ever. And let's be honest, $30-40 a month adds up rather quickly from one's finances. It's the equivalent of a large meal or several cups of coffee at Starbucks. But to be honest, Krampus has better things to spend money on, like torture equipment and large, gnarled blades to sharpen. The point is that the times, they are a'changin' for BlogTalk Radio in the future. The show will effectively be cut in half, possibly moving to a new time slot, or simply saying fuck it and finding a better sandbox to play in. If anyone knows of a better site than BTR, please feel free to let me know. Yes, I DO have fans that will be happy to migrate with me to whatever service can be found. Otherwise, Creature Feature has too much Kramptastic goodness/badness to be contained by a half hour show with less callers and a different time slot. Stay tuned, my Creatures of the Night.

Helping Sword Kane 12/4

2010-12-04T09:09:00.000-05:00

Due to pc problems, I was unable to post this last night. Sword Kane has a new blog up titled 'Eviction Urgent Help!'

I had been on LTD (Long Term Disability) for quite some time now, but I decided to try to go back to work for a trial period to see if I could handle it. I only lasted for two days, the pain and disorientation was too much for me to handle even on light duty. I returned to a follow up appointment with my neurologist and he confirmed my medical issues and wrote a paper in detail and sent it to LTD on why I cannot work.

LTD reviewed his papers, but denied my claim reguardless. Please don't be frustrated, but I am going to need everyone's help again. I am completely broke. I haven't had any income since October. I have nothing to fall back on except for the help of my friends which is everyone on-line. My family is not helping me at all through this ordeal, because they are financially unable to.

You guys are all I got.

The Landlord has only given me three days to pay him. No second chances this time. it's $540.00 that is the most important and urgent.

Please if anyone can help with rent and utilities. Any amount any help would be much appreciated. Collectively from everyone, I know you all can reach this mark for us.

My 7 year old daughter should not have to worry about not having a Christmas and being homeless. She has no idea what is even going on and it should stay that way.

My Paypal account is swordkane@yahoo.com

My mailing address for those who can pay with checks,money order or cash, has changed, get with me and I will supply the new address.

Thankyou all,
Swordkane

Unfortunately all spare finances have been spent due to holiday expenses for Krampus, so while I cannot aid financially, the least I can do is make people aware of this situation. Do what you can to help or someone will lose their money, their home and their family will be upheaved with no source of income in the immediate future.

Living in a Real Life Comic Book World

2010-11-09T14:02:00.000-05:00

This week's topic: Living in a Real Life Comic Book World. We explore the world of tabloids, aliens, conspiracies and more to bring people up to speed about things that some people believe to be as true as real life, with convictions as real as any religious movement. The strange, unusual, fantastic world that comic books inhabit, thus what it must be like to live in such a world. For people in the Real Life Superhero/Supervillain communities, it should be interesting to talk about. Possibly one part of a multi-part show.

I've been looking into various topics as of late, feeling the boredom and tedium of the ordinary spurred me on. There are people who believe that they do in fact have super abilities in this world, but what of other strangeness normally relegated to the tabloids or fictional worlds of comic books, pulp novels and others? People have heard of alien encounters, but did you know there are many types of aliens, the most evil having a hierarchy far above the Greys reported of in abduction stories? And which ones may be responsible, by some accounts, for genetically engineering humanity as a slave race?

Or how about the theory that we are not alone on this world, that there are beings who live within the Earth, warmed by an internal and smaller sun, a race of giants? Beings who are at the heart of a belief that the Earth is hollow, the home of Shambhala, a network of tunnels that allow UFO's to fly from one point to another with greater speed? Or how about the fact that the Nazis sought these beings, and Admiral Byrd of the U.S. had encountered them?

With talk of 2012 being the supposed end of an era and possibly the beginning of a new one, I wanted to bring up a topic of people that believe these stories, and if so many believe, is there something to it? Tune into Creature Feature this Saturday the 13'th at 11 PM EST.

Who wants to be a Real Life Super-Zombie?

2010-11-01T00:25:00.000-04:00

Zombies, monsters, gore, horror conventions, and other monstrosities that I associate with. Ahh, 'tis the unofficial beginnings of the Season of Krampus. Entertainment, some better than others, dominates the airwaves and video players this weekend, all winding down to All Hallow's Day, November first. But now my roommate has called my attention to a possibility that interests me, and I'm sure others as well.

You see, tonight was the premier of AMC's series The Walking Dead. And perhaps this should have been obvious, but a promotion has been created for this series. Based on the critically acclaimed graphic novel series, the show follows survival in a world full of the hungry animated dead. 'Twas also a weekend of informative series delving into the truths and origins behind such legends.

Case in point, before the age of Romero films and even the practitioners of Voodoo, tales of the undead go back to the times of legends and history. Vampires, Ghouls, Dybbuks, even Revenants go back to a curse spoken by Ishtar(the goddess, not that horrible fucking movie) to her sister Ereshkigal:

I shall raise up the dead and they shall eat the living.
I shall make the dead outnumber the living.

Goddesses, am I right? Some actually had style back in the old days. But, I digress. It had come to my attention that each week, a secret code word will be flashed during the show, then contestants get to crash servers scrambling to a website to enter the code. Six winners will be chosen for filming in season 2 of the series, treated to a three day weekend of lodgings, food and transportation, and being made up as a zombie for the series, which MAY or MAY NOT even make it on air. You see? It helps to read the official rules.

Of course, it also says only one winner can be claimed per household, so 'twould seem my roommate and I will have to alternate between nights of entry, giving each of us an equal chance for winning the prize. And Krampus thought he would mention this to my dearest, loyal readers. Also those who wish to follow my musings without joining my follower list. Krampus minds not, the more fans the merrier. But it raises an interesting question.

Now normally, Krampus would not wish to lower himself to the status of a lower Revenant. But for a chance to spread the fame of Krampus and Creature Feature? Who knows? This could be quite the opportunity to one day attend horror conventions as an appreciated guest, not just a patron. Ahh, the chance to sit at a table adjacent to Elvira or Ms. Monster...Mmmmm. Not a bad gig if one can get it.

Where was I? Oh yes, the question.

If you had the chance to win such an opportunity as to be zombiefied on The Walking Dead, would you wish to be just another anonymous animated automaton? Or would you wish to plead with the producers and artists to have your superhuman persona done up as a zombie? With Marvel Zombies and Black Lantern heroes and villains made famous in DC Comics, super zombies have become quite popular. And contests notwithstanding, do you think you'd like to take an old, ripped or damaged/stained version of your uniform, add some blood(real or fake is optional) and make yourself up as an undead form of your persona, would you do so? Think about it, chime in.

I intend to drag out the Halloween spirit as long as possible. After all, The Simpsons and Family Guy's Halloween shows have been delayed until next week due to the World Series. Also next week shall be the longest night, as we revert Daylight Saving Time back to normal once again, gaining our extra hour for debauchery or sleep back. And if it's good enough for Fox, their fans and farmers, then 'tis good enough for Krampus!

Oh, some of you may be wondering where is the link to the show and contest? Simple: GET YOUR OWN FUCKING LINK! The less of you that enter, the greater the odds that Krampus shall be immortalized in ways the lesser masses in the communities shall never be. And to those of us that do, may the best Krampus win.

An ode to a supervillain/I LOVE being right.

2010-10-30T16:26:00.000-04:00

Once again, Krampus cackled like a madman inhaling Joker toxin at the end of a motion picture. More than that, this post marking my 66'th post(50'th and 100'th celebrations are so overdone as to be boring), I tip my cap to the final chapter of a supervillain that earned many a people's respect, if not their dollars. I'm talking of course of John Kramer, better known as Jigsaw.

When the first movie of the Saw series premiered, it was imaginative, so ripe, so full of invention for the torture porn genre. To describe the film was to say imagine the deathtraps of a comic book supervillain brought to life in the real world's setting. The machinations and mental gymnastics of an engineer, twists of fate and a renewed vigor to survive created the back story for someone we barely knew in the first film, being expanded upon in sequels.

The second and third films were the creations of the original team that brought it to life, Krampus was willing to give Saw 4 a chance, then 5 began to show its wear. By Saw 6, a motion picture that a reality show contest was held to earn a place in the film, many felt as if the franchise were on life support, and some were wishing to mercifully pull the plug on it, to remember it in its prime and let it die with dignity.

Finally, we have Saw 3D, or Saw 7 for those locations not showing the bloody film in 3D. Spring for some red and blue glasses, you cheap fuck splatters. All in all, a welcome finale' to the film. Some traps and challenges were obviously meant for little to no survival, others still had shown imagination. And thanks to the magic of motion pictures, we get to see one character die in the film, not once but twice! Very well done. And not to ruin anything for the fans, but the person that carried on the legacy of John Kramer was unworthy, and met a fitting finale of their own.

And the reason I was cackling like a madman? It's quite simple, as well as utterly delicious. Krampus was right, ladies and gentlemen. Let me say that again:

Krampus.

Was.

RIGHT.

Ahh, what pleasure. You see, recently an old jousting opponent of mine in the blogosphere had pointed out my posting on the blogspot page of a Saw 3D tie-in, complete with fake profiles of the survivors. But what was pleasantly displayed at the end was something that Krampus had suspected years ago, was mentioned elsewhere in the aether regarding Saw, and the words that Krampus was mocked for were revealed to be prophetic. I won't ruin anything with spoilers here, but should you wish to, see my below blog's link and investigate for yourselves. But let it be known...Krampus was right.

In this community of role players, wannabe's and poseurs, it almost pains me to know that unless laws are truly broken and the mantle of vigilante or sociopath earned, none will ever reach the fame or infamy of a fictitious supervillain like John Kramer. Of course, there are those that try.

In many cases, more sensational crime stories are withheld from some larger news outlets and left for pulp stories, detective and true crime magazines. Why? Some don't want to release the gory details on the news. Still others are afraid that such stories would be sensationalized, spawning copycats and instigating a crime spree the likes of which are relegated to fiction, or the stuff of nightmares.

It is the belief of Krampus that it is just a matter of time before someone associated with the Real Life Superhero or Supervillain community will cross a dangerous line, spilling over to the realms of Kick-Ass or another slasher film. When it happens, the innocence will be lost, something will rise to meet the challenge and the violence will escalate, catching innocent and guilty people up within it like a blood soaked tornado. Until then, we live our lives as best we can and do. But somewhere, one can't help but wonder if the fantastic, good or bad, would at least alleviate the doldrums and boredom in this pedestrian life we lead. But like those who aspire to be in more interesting lives and times, if you actually experienced the things in the fiction you enjoy in your real lives, if the lines were crossed, the harm done, the realization that this IS happening and you make it out alive, would you feel the same as before? Would someone attacked by a hero or villain who aspired to live such a life change their interests? That is a question for another time.

Oh by the way, try approving my messages next time, unless you're afraid it'll trigger another wave of migraines. Far be it from me to wish to cause you any further pain when it's not intended.

Jigsaw is REAL!??

2010-10-25T11:13:00.000-04:00

I'm sure if you're reading this, you're more than a bit perplexed. You're also most likely a fan of the Saw movie series. And I ask the question due to an interesting ad I've seen on Myspace's opening page. Apparently to help promote the final chapter in the series, they've opened a Blogger page featuring the survivors of Jigsaw's attacks as well as a therapist pushing his new book. I mean, it's Blogger. It HAS to be real, right? Everything on the internet is real, correct?

Ah well, see for yourselves. And feel free to browse through some of the survivor's posts, you'll find that Krampus had to revel in the Schadenfreude a bit.

http://survivorsofjigsaw.blogspot.com/

Until next time, enjoy my Creatures of the Night.

Krampus Vs. BlogTalk competition

2010-10-25T01:20:00.002-04:00

Here I am, the weekend before Halloween, the time of longer nights, anticipation for candy coated sugar rushes, retrieving the hour of sleep lost at the beginning of Daylight Savings time. Nothing much on the telly except for the occasional bad movie. So I thought, what the hell? I'll check out Meow and Friends for a moment. Then I noticed that the telephone call-in number is absent from the site. Curious. Then, I noticed that there hasn't been any new episodes for several weeks.

Now, I have no idea as to the exact nature of what's going on behind the scenes as to what the reason for the show's hiatus. But it does have me wondering. First Malvado's show, who was attempting to change formats as well as focus, now this. I'm not trying to grind salt into any wounds, but does this mean that, if by someone hypothetically keeping track of a 'contest' between the shows, that Creature Feature has won out of attrition?

If anyone knows if either of the aforementioned shows will be returning in the near future, or if other members of the RLSH/RLSV communities plan on having their own shows, please feel free to alert Krampus and the followers of this blog.

In the interim, The Walking Dead premiers next week. Huzzah for zombies!

Love for Executrix

2010-09-27T22:37:00.000-04:00

It is with great sadness that I report that Executrix, my friend and little sister has suffered a loss. Her grandfather passed away tonight after a long battle with ailing health. I am sorry beyond words. For the readers of this blog, despite what side you may be on in this community, show this woman and her family respect and condolences for this loss. It is times like this that I wish I could take away the pain of loss, but this is beyond the power of Krampus.

I will always be there for you. And there's no more pain. Remember that.

Now THIS is a catchy little diddy!

2010-08-21T22:24:00.005-04:00

Here I was, preparing for tonight's show, and I came across this little gem by an artist named Cee Lo Green. Ladies and gentlemen, this song has its lyrics in the video, and I can virtually guarantee that some of you will be nodding your head to this catchy, doo-wop song all about venting. I now present to you...Fuck You.

I see you driving 'round town
With the girl i love and i'm like,
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the change in my pocket
Wasn't enough i'm like,
Fuck you!
And fuck her too!
I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!
Oo, oo, ooo

Yeah i'm sorry, i can't afford a ferrari,
But that don't mean i can't get you there.
I guess he's an xbox and i'm more atari,
But the way you play your game ain't fair.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

(chorus)

Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(oh shit she's a gold digger)
Well
(just thought you should know nigga)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

(chorus)

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
"this is one for your dad"
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy lady? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. Oooh!

(chorus)

WTF was I talking about!?

2010-08-13T18:36:00.002-04:00

Oh good fucking grief...

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever imbibed or ingested something while in a party or holiday setting, acting or reacting a certain way that made perfectly good sense at the time, only to finally awaken from the stupor, looking back in embarrassment and shaking your head?

'Twould appear that the man behind the Krampus enjoyed the holiday with unexpected results. A pleasant trip to Hell was enjoyed. And by Hell, I mean the city in Jamaica. Wonderful Jerk Chicken and rum there. And while temptation or availability to substances deemed illicit in the states could be had there, Krampus did not imbibe them. Nay, what happened instead was completely over the counter, with reactions in Krampus' system that were unexpected. I'll not tell you the exact recipe so as not to have naysayers insisting that I encouraged such things, but pain medication for swollen hooves and hangovers coupled with sleep medications apparently effect Krampus in bizarre ways. None the least of which for the side-effects were anxiousness, aggression and dizzyness. And here I thought the woman sticking her tongue in my ear at the pool had instigated an ear infection.

One of the worst reactions was an amplification of any and all things that would be minor annoyances at best, easily shaken off and ignored. However, the combination within my bloodstream pumped by my dark heart had apparently turned my temper into a giant tongue, and every perceived slight into hot sauce with at least 400,000 Scoville Units. Under usual conditions, Krampus could easily shrug off such slights with a joke or curse, then go about his merry day. But for a reason not perceived nor deduced immediately, Krampus didn't pick up right away what could have been causing this sensitivity. Needless to say, the smallest of negative impulses hurled in my direction or contact from those that I've been less than pleasant with in the past were suddenly amplified, not passing away, but lingering. This started to put ol' Krampus into a foul mind-set that was NOT pleasant. In fact, it was rekindling some darker, far more aggressive thoughts and feelings to counteract the perceived threats.

'Twas bad enough someone decided to take advantage of the generosity of Krampus during the holiday, oh no. Every little slight, every unkind word, gesture, action and ache seemed to snowball into each other. My return home was not as pleasant as one would have wished or expected, what with being alerted to the bastard Krampus Fabio who's been silently stalking me online, the reaching out from one whom was considered a rival at one time as a perceived trick or threat, and finally the straw which made me wish to snap someone's appendages was the continued and accelerated stalking of my definitions on Urban Dictionary. For months since my first offering to its linguistic collection, someone, more than one in order to achieve such numbers apparently, has been repeatedly giving my definitions Thumbs Down simply due to my being its author. It's anonymous, although given the most vocal opponent I've had to my inclusions of words, I had a good idea as to who was doing it. Normally, this is a pittance. Gnats trying to do something, anything to attempt to annoy me. Silly, stupid and pointless, I know. But the problem became that with the lingering negativity, the feeling of constant feeling of someone, anyone trying to rouse my temper and the cacophony of stimulation, my mind wandered into darker, dangerous territory.

Thanks to the aid of good friends contacting me directly. I was able to have my cognitive processes reminded of who I am. Thank you for that by the way. As I returned, I had stopped taking part of the concoction that had put me on edge, so I started to slowly come out of the stupor. But for a short time this week, I was so enraged, it seemed like a perfectly good and testicularly driven idea to declare to the RLSH and RLSV communities that until someone takes their actions to the next level and does something boisterous to garner attention, good or bad, then the attention the communities deserve would never be garnered by the rest of the world. So fuck it, perhaps Krampus would be that sacrificial lamb. Krampus IS part goat after all. So it seemed like an interesting idea at the time to resign from Creature Feature, withdraw from the communities publicly, then go on a road trip performing something foolish, dangerous, possibly illegal, then to throw accelerant on my flickering candle, kill myself.

Oh, I feel embarrassed. And on the plus side, I'm feeling much better now.

So what did we learn from this, folks? Even if they're legal and readily available, be mindful of your reactions with more than one medication you may ingest. To those I may have disturbed with my unusually cryptic and paranoid posts, you have my apologies. I hate cryptic messages myself, and normally am much more direct. But honestly, I didn't know how I was going to react until the show aired. Who knows what bridges may have been burned, what hell and havoc I'd have unleashed just because of a heightened aggression due to legal cocktails in my system. I've stopped taking these meds and will be more mindful in the future.

And as for Lord Malignance, ROACH and whoever else wishes to chime in on a negative tone, keep this in mind: despite all the shit, the attention grabbing, the attempt to be truly ridiculous assholes trying to find a weak spot in my think skin, it took me fucking up myself to consider anything spoken or uttered with fingers and thumbs by you to even come close to annoying me. I had to help you all just to give your pathetic attempts to rile me a chance. And now that my blood is no longer mixing suicidally rage charged martinis, back to business as usual. Here I was, just waiting for you to say something to set me off! One word, one gesture, something to trigger a volatile and final reaction out of the loudest thorn in your sides. One that would probably end me once and for all, the chance to have so-called super villains a way to earn a body count in the real world. Ah well. Eat a hair covered dick losers.

And for those that don't believe my tale, it is the truth. I'm attempting to explain my unusual actions as of late and attempt to make amends with those my actions may have harmed, and move on. But if you persist, if you insist on focusing on a negative outburst as the total sum of my opinion of me, then it is unfortunate. Should you persist, then go fuck yourselves, I neither require nor desire your presence in my existence.

Now what do I take for headaches?

Something's about to end.

2010-08-12T00:06:00.002-04:00

Krampus goes on holiday, and returns to something that has aggravated him. Any relaxation, any peace hoped to be found has been disturbed. So much so that Krampus is considering something that will change how everyone he knows will view him. Is this the final week of Krampus hosting Creature Feature? Tune in to find out.

And if you hold any concerns for yourselves or the well beings of anyone you know that may be on the Naughty list, start filing restraining orders now.

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How many people wanna kick some ass?

2010-07-30T10:51:00.003-04:00

I do! I do!

Greetings and salutations all, apologies for not blogging more about my one year anniversary in the community, about the idiot who stabbed someone in the eye socket with a pen at San Diego Comic Con over seating and how fortunate it was that the assailant wasn't wearing a ROACH shirt at the time, how completely inept some adversarial bloggers tend to react to one's posts while I'm bringing up something spoken of in last week's Creature Feature episode, so someone missed a golden opportunity to verbally joust with their better in me. But enough about that, time for a musical interlude with a message!

If you found yourselves reminiscing about a song from the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back soundtrack, then you picked up the musical cue. While preparing for my little holiday, I had an urge to play this song by the group Stroke 9. But what's this? It turns out that there are now TWO versions of the same song. The classic from the soundtrack, and another recorded live shortly after 9/11.

Wonderful. Another attempt at breathing new life into a popular song by changing the lyrics to something socially important and placing an exclamation point on a tragedy. Krampus didn't approve when Elton John did it for Princes Diana, so how would Krampus react to this?

Strangely enough, it was appropriately poignant.

yes, that's right ladies and gentlemen. As much as Krampus loathes such remixes, both versions actually seem to genuinely fit the frustrations I felt, knowing that I had foreseen the possibility for violence at such conventions, and had warned about the dangers. And in the pursuit for a musical outlet to voice the frustrations and outrage, both versions actually have strong messages, even spoken of in the second version. The point? It's all right and perfectly natural to feel like going on a violent spree. But wanton violence isn't the answer. It's important to find your expression, but not to cause needless harm in response, forging an endless cycle. And this is something preached about in the pursuit of educating people about Krampus Nights. It's good to vent and focus those energies into something positive without stabbing someone in the eye out of retaliation. Or worse, other weapons being pulled out of anger. Pens should not need to be confiscated from a convention where avid fans seek autographs from celebrities. It stands to reason that very few could foresee something like this occurring. But Krampus is among the few. And in the end, being right warms my black heart. As my diminutive ally Mister Jingles likes to state, ROACH can suck it. And I'm sure the problems with accessing their site this week can only accentuate my sentiment. But enough about insects underfoot, let's dance!

First is the original version of the song, along with lyrics.

How many people wanna kick some ass?

I used to be a nerd
Grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong
I made it up in this song

I talk about the hood
I say stuff like it's all good
Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown
When I've never even been there

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrating like I am the hardest

So spin your cap around to the back
You think you rhyme but you can't rap
Loosen that strap a little more
Till your axe hits the floor

Flip off your fans
Make em cheer
Try to look sincere
Anger today's fashion
So sing another song about bashing someone's head in

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrating like I am the hardest
Acting like I'm not the smartest
I'm really just a sensitive artist

Awwwww Yeahhhh

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am I am
And how many people wanna kick some ass?

I said how many people wanna kick some ass?
How many people wanna kick some ass?
Whatcha gonna do when your sick of holding it back?
I think I kick some ass
How many people wanna kick some ass?
I would if I could

But I'm really just a sensitive artist
Perpetrating like I am the hardest
Acting like I'm not the smartest
I'm really just a sensitive artist
Honest

And for your listening pleasure, here is the 9/11 version. Apologies for no motion in the video, but the song speaks for itself.

How many people wanna kick some ass?

I used to feel secure - at home in the suburbs
Nothing here ever went wrong - but now that time is gone
We talk about world peace - the wars on, TV
It's never been something I've had to fear, cause it's never even been here.

How many people wanna kick some ass? (I do, I do)
And how many people are sick of holding it back? (I am) Well I am, too
So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner - goner
And how many people sick of holding it back? (I am I am)
And how many people wanna kick some ass? I know I do, but I know
Violence is no answer to violence, but it's hard to sit here watching in silence

I hate to hate - don't fight; it's hard to know - what's right.
Think you can tear us apart or try to break our heart
Well think again - you're wrong; we've been this way - too long
Instead of breaking us down - it's brought us all together now.

How many people wanna kick some ass? (I do, I do)
And how many people sick of holding it back? (I am) Well I am, too
So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner - goner
And how many people sick of holding it back? (I am I am)
How many people wanna kick some ass? I know I do but I know
Violence is no answer to violence; it's hard to sit here watching in Silence
Violence is no answer to violence; it's hard to sit here watching in silence

So don't lay another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner - goner
And how many people sick of holding it back? (I am I am)
And how many people wanna kick some ass?

I said how many people wanna kick some ass? (I do, I do)
How many people wanna kick some ass? (I do, I do)
Whatcha gonna do when your sick of holding is back? (Scream)
(I think I'll kick some ass)

How many people wanna kick some ass? I know I do,
Violence is no answer to violence but it's hard to sit here watching in Silence
Violence is no answer to violence but it's hard to sit here watching in Silence

Laser pointer or weapon?

2010-07-01T14:53:00.002-04:00

I've posted about this on another forum, but I thought it would be good to share it with the readers here.

http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/Spyder_III_Pro_Arctic_Series-96-37.html

A friend told me about this item, let's be honest. It's incredibly interesting to wield a device that looks like a lightsaber and comes with a warning label.

Wicked Lasers radically redefines the way we see lasers yet again. For the first time in history, direct blue laser diodes have now become available in the consumer market. The laser powered home theater projector is the first of a large family of audio and video media technology to feature direct blue diodes. Wicked Lasers took the direct blue laser diode components and made the world's first 445nm direct blue diode laser, the Arctic.

The Arctic emits a 445nm cool blue, ultra high power 1W beam which appears up to 4000% brighter than the Sonar's 405nm violet beam. This direct blue laser diode is the result of the evolution of laser technology. Less than one year ago, this laser would have cost thousands of dollars to build. Don't let the Arctic name fool you, this laser possesses the most burning capabilities of any portable laser in existence. That's why it's also the most dangerous laser ever created. In recognizing and mastering the power of direct blue diodes, the Wicked Lasers' Arctic shall become the standard by which all other blue lasers are judged.

As an additional safety precaution, each Arctic comes with a removable training lenses and standard lenses. The removable training lenses allows our users to initially start out using the Arctic but at a fraction of its maximum output power. Replace the training lenses with the included standard lenses for maximum power.

Warning: Extremely dangerous is an understatement to 1W of laser power. At close range, this Class 4 beam will cause immediate and irreversable retinal damage. Use with extreme caution and use only when wearing proper safety goggles with an O.D. of 3+ is required and 4.4+ for longer exposures. Customers will be required to completely read and agree to our Class 4 Laser Hazard Acknowledgment Form.

*Supplies are extremely limited as voluntary and regulatory restrictions increase the difficulty to purchase Class IV portable lasers.

It is illegal to aim this device at airplanes, can ignite skin, and can cause permanent retinal damage if fired into the eyes. Firing it into a mirror holds the same problems, so firing into a hall of mirrors may be a death sentence to one's eyes. With that said, who else wants one? The laser retails for $200 plus shipping and optional warranty. It's the size of a lightsaber handle and may be the world's most expensive hand held lighter.

Let us look at some potential real world applications of this device. According to that video link, it can burn through wood, singe leather and plastic, all for the few seconds the beam was placed upon the surface. Let us now think like a mad scientist or villain. Sure, you could carve your initials of yourself and your sweetheart into a tree form a thousand feet away. But other questions are sure to be asked. Let us look at an example in the community. How long would a beam like this need to puncture a hole in a steel belted radial tire? How far away would it have to be to be effective? Would a laser pointed at an inflated tire set the tire on fire? Would it make a clean puncture hole? Or would it heat the metal and rubber in the tire to the point of explosive detonation? How long would it take, three minutes? Five? Ten? All to do this from yards away. It's the lazy man's vandalism, just put it in place and turn it on!

This next paragraph is meant to be unsettling. The beam's power is steady, and while dangerous, isn't a fast weapon to cause major damage. This makes it perfect for experimentation by sadists. How long would it take to cut through clothing? Leather jackets? Human flesh? If you had someone immobilized and the beam turned on, how long and slowly would it take to cut into burning skin, through muscles and tendons? How long would it take to burn through bone? How long would it take to sever a finger, arm, leg? If you turned it on and left it there, how long would it take to cut through someone's stomach into internal organs? The laser would cauterize the wound, so blood loss wouldn't be as much of a worry. This means the victim on the other end of that beam would stay alive longer. Longer to experience the smell of heir own cooking flesh. Would it smell like pork or chicken? Yes, the emitter has a battery pack, but what if you plugged it into an adapter with a steady supply of power? And that's just one of these lasers for the low, low price of $200. Imagine one in each hand, or buying several for the price of a high caliber handgun or rifle. No purchasing ammo, just recharging it.

I'm not suggesting that anyone goes out to perform such actions. But if you wish to stop criminals, you must at times think like one. Imagine what this item could do in the wrong hands. Firing at airports, shooting people in the eyes, burning straps off of purses to make them easier to steal, giving someone a hot foot from across the room, setting paper money or collector's comic books on fire with a laser just because you can. Experimenting on people you don't care for or like because they're beneath you. Would a laser set someone's hair on fire? Can you remove someone's tattoo at 50 yards? How long would it take to use one of these to cause true damage? How long would it take to kill someone?

Let the discussions continue.

Sword Kane & Krampus updates

2010-06-24T22:18:00.002-04:00

It's not been an easy week and a half for either Sword Kane nor myself. Given that his matter is more pressing, here is his blog from last Sunday.

Will things get better?

Everyone, They were supposed to have an answer for me on Friday at the latest. Still no word yet from that damn insurance company. This is starting to turn into a really bad joke. I still just wanted to take a moment again thank everyone who has legitamently help me during this on-going struggle. Heroes and Villains and others who have put their most extreme hatred and differences aside just to help us out. Thank you. I am so scared right now. To be honest I feel really really bad right now. None of this bull would be happening right now and everything would have been fine if I just ignored my pains popped a couple advil and kept on going and remained completely ignorant to what was happening to me. I wouldn't have had to worry about losing everything I worked so hard to try to achieve in life. Ups and downs, just like a roller coaster and to be honest... I am getting motion sickness and I want off. Will we as a general population ever have stability in life? For the few lucky ones out there, yes. However, the rest of us will not. No matter how hard we try, we will never reach the bar. All we can do is hope for the best. Faith ...that's something that can ever be evicted upon. SwordKane

And his most recent blog.

Rent PAID ...however.
Everyone, Thankfully with everyone's help and generousity we still have a roof over our heads for the month and electricity paid! But, we are unable to pay other bills. We are still behind on our car payment and insurance. This is most definitely a very important thing we need help with. This is the only mode of transportation we have. If anyone could spare any amount to help with our car and it's insurance. Please help us if you can. Please donate any amount at PAYPAL My account email is swordkane@yahoo.com If you would like to donate with check or money order via snail mail, contact me for more info. I have a T-Shirt shop that hasn't had much luck (only one sale) but if you would like to buy an official SwordKane shirt please go to: Http://swordkane.spreadshirt.com Also, they WILL be shutting off the cable and Internet next week. That was the bill that I put on the back burner for 3 months and I don't expect help with that, it's not a priority. The only catch though is my messages and videos will be very few and far between until I am able to get it turned back on, which could be quite awhile. So when they do shut it off, please do not take my lack of response as me ignoring you or thinking that we have finally became financially stable again. I will most definitely share that good news when it happens! Always glad for your help, SwordKane

Alas, things haven't been well in the life of Krampus. As some of you know, there was no Creature Feature last week due to some hellacious weather and power outages. Unfortunately some key electronic equipment was damaged, even the telephone that I call into the show seems to have intermittent static. I wasn't going to risk the computer to run the show nor suffer further strikes. What's worse, even more problems have raised their heads financially for Krampus. Don't worry, Krampus is not nearly in as dire straits as Sword Kane. But alas, due to the unforeseen bills and expenses, Krampus will be unable to offer financial support to Sword Kane for the next month or two. But I will continue to alert people as to his condition as long as it is needed.

Sword Kane update 6/17 Urgent

2010-06-17T18:53:00.002-04:00

Here's the latest from Sword Kane, even more trouble is eminent for the man.

Everyone, I don't understand Landlords. Another knock on the door again! He was being patient with me in the past and was allowing me to pay him for the previous months rent giving the situation that we are in. Today he has a sudden change of heart and now he wants this June's rent money now to boot. After I gave him what little I could with your help for May just a few weeks ago. What the hell is going on?! Am I on the fricken Truman show or something???!! Does anybody RICH give a damn anymore and cut the "poorman" some slack? I am truley at my wits end here. I need serious help and I need it ASAP. If anyone can spare anything. Things are seriously starting to fall apart over here. I honestly am losing hope over the whole T-Shirt idea. It was a good idea at first, but If over 500 people have viewed my shop and only ONE person has bought a shirt....It was a nice thought on paper but in real life maybe it wasn't . As I said in my video, I appreciate everyone who had helped so far, but what I am noticing, is that it's the same handfull of people helping me everytime for what they can spare. I feel bad about this because, I realize that this is putting a financial burden them and it's not fair to them for me to keep asking for their help. I am greatful for everyone's help don't get wrong. I am just scared and frustrated about this whole thing. You all have helped me, in anyway you could. For that I am thankful. I fear however, that I am up against something that cannot be defeated... at least not by myself. For those who can help, PLEASE, PLEASE, come together and help me if you can. This may very well be the final ride of SwordKane for quite sometime unless alot of help is accumulated ASAP. Keep us in your prayers, SwordKane

Now, that disturbs me. Over 500 views to his site, and only one person purchasing a shirt? He's discounted the prices, now he's only making $5 off of each shirt to help with his expenses! Unfortunately Krampus is feeling a financial pinch lately as well, and will have to wait before I can order a shirt. Is there nothing that can be done? I shall continue to report this story and alert people to the best of my ability, but for now that is the extent of what I can do for the man and his family. Please help him however you can.

Sword Kane update 6/10 Urgent

2010-06-10T16:43:00.002-04:00

We interrupt this stream of whatthefuckitude involving people slinging insults in the RLSH community to bring a special update on Sword Kane.

Everyone,

June 10th was supposed to be decision day for my appeal for my insurance company claim.

Well guess what?

They put me off again and told me they are waiting on a medical report from their own Dr. BEFORE they can make a decision to approve or deny my appeal.

He said it could take up to another week to 2 weeks.

I was about to go off on the guy until he mentioned he was the one who makes the decision on my claim, so I backed off for obvious reasons.

To make things worse, the good'ol landlord drops by this morning asking for more rent money and if I had heard from my insurance company yet and I told him I should be approved today. He said he'd be back tomorrow to find out what they told me.(Wow, foot in mouth time. I am so SCREWED!)

When it rains it POURS F-ing Tsunami's!!!

I only have 2 dollars in change. I am so embarrased to ask this again, but I NEED everyone's help NOW!

Everyone, PLEASE DONATE any amount you can! I really don't think my landlord is going to put up with any more excuses reguardless if they are good ones.

If you can donate via paypal send it to

swordkane@yahoo.com

If you can't you can send a check or money order via snail mail. Just contact me and I'll give you an address.

If you would like to buy a t-shirt, that's fine too. Though I won't receive the commission for two weeks, the help is appreciated that way too.

Http://swordkane.spreadshirt.com

Please, Please PLEASE help any way you can!

Thank you
Sincerely
SwordKane

It seems the poor man is in need for immediate assistance once again, the problem extending from tomorrow and to the next two weeks. Please go to the above link or to his Paypal account. Due to some finances creeping up on me like a Green Beret turned debtor, I will be unable to assist for several weeks financially, so it's up to you. On the plus side, I am happy to announce that art is now imitating life. Last week, I joked on the show about suggesting a shirt slogan to Sword Kane. Well, it's been slightly watered down, but I am proud to say that one of the newest selections you can order is the 'I helped Sword Kane and all I got was this damn t-shirt!' edition! It's funny, topical and you have something to show for a good cause. Please help and contribute what you can!

Show mercy, kill them already!

2010-06-09T19:05:00.003-04:00

If a plane crashed down, food was lost and you wanted to survive, do you eat the retards first or the people healthiest of mind?

Now now dear readers, do have the courtesy to hold your comments until the end of the post, Krampus is going somewhere with this. I mean, you don't want to be like some idiots aspiring to be invertebrate plague carriers taking words completely out of context, do you? No? Good. Now kindly shut the fuck up and keep reading!

I mean, it's a simple question, isn't it? We all wonder about life, death, the work one's ancestors put in to achieve your place on the food chain. Deep down inside all of us, some deeper or more shallow than others, is an instinct, a need for survival, a need to adapt to dangerous situations. And let's be fair and honest, some are better equipped to survive than others. There have always been lesser people, stragglers more easily picked off amongst the herd, the slack and chaff that some would allow, or insist, that they fall so the herd, or more capable members within the herd will survive another day. So let's talk about the crash example again, and what to do for food. Who would you slay and eat if need be? Would you go for the weaker, the genetically inferior? I dunno, if you eat a 'tard, don't you run the risk of becoming one too, kinda like Mad Cow Disease? Or would you go after someone that you genuinely disliked or hated, devouring their flesh and their power like Mana as the Maori Warriors once did? OOoh, here's one. What if somehow you could overpower one of the healthier people, yet it combined all of the above? What if it was someone that was a decent physical specimen so you have all the nourishment issues covered, someone who acted in a way you disliked, and what if there was a possibility that due to their actions and possible insanity, you'd actually be putting someone fitting the criteria out of their misery? It makes sense after all, that guy over there enjoys getting his nuts kicked in and can't tell a raccoon from a bear. It's not like he'd be missed, right? Sorry Tothian, nothing personal. But on this crash site, Krampus is a survivor. Now get in my belly and fertilize my crops in twelve hours!

Ladies and gentlemen, the above was a dramatization. I of course mean no ill will to crash survivors, the mentally retarded or impaired, the physically handicapped, people that simply annoy me and believing that they deserve to die because of it, nor to Tothian. But I wrote it to make a point. You see, recently it has come to my attention that Tothian has stated that the mentally challenged should be dispatched, I could be mistaken but I believe he said drowned, to save them from the pains of living in a life that they would be at a lifelong disadvantage otherwise. I also believe this was addressed to a member on the RLSH board, Wildcat.

I'll be honest, Wildcat has messaged me several times, speaking like a child and running the risk of being so sweet as her very presence online could give someone cavities and risk of a diabetic coma. I have no wish to befriend or speak to the woman, in my personal opinion I'd have little to speak to her about, and she tends to be clingy to people on the forum. I want nothing to do with her. With that said, I don't believe the girl warrants a smartass comment that she and everyone like her should be euthanized. That which you speak of smacks of Nazi Eugenic cleansing. And Krampus is NO friend of anyone or anything Nazi.

Recently Dreizehn, someone who's threatened the body parts of Krampus on more than one occasion, spoke out about this outrage, leading Tothian to be suspended from the forum for one week, causing Superhero to egress in protest, and I believe another, but may be back now. She spoke of challenging the administrators on this action, and in doing so has been banned as well. I may not agree with her exact words or how she went about it, but she addressed a bullying remark, and stood up in the face of the one who said it, and those who she felt didn't do enough to deal with the problem. That I admire. Krampus knows firsthand that truth isn't always pretty, it can be disturbing, vulgar, even downright hideous. It can enflame one's sensibilities and soul, stirring one to action because if it hurts in just the right spot, then maybe something will be done about it. Krampus has done this in the past, and to be honest, has felt as of late as may be becoming a tad bit rusty.

I don't agree with everything that has gone on recently in the community. The rushing to defend people whose banner has inspired harassing, and potentially criminal activity when they refuse to acknowledge that anything they do or have done is wrong, the stepping around on eggshells for fear of escalating hostilities. 'Twould even seem that attempts to do just that have instead acted as pouring water on an oil fire, it's only splashed and spread. And now this debacle? At the very least Tothian, hate someone for the nature of their actions and character and not their genetics. Nor their deficiencies.

Tothian, I won't lie to you. My respect for you has dropped somewhat because of your statement. I believe that your heart may be in the right place, but it's thoughts and words like the ones you've used that others have easily turned into desire and acting upon them. Krampus came into this community to keep an eye on and call out bullies, harassing those who did not deserve it. As of right now, in my eyes you're barely better than any member of ROACH or their allies. And worse, you've given them ammunition to claim they've been right about your instability and how dangerous you are, the very words they've said about you and others all along! In your standings, you're becoming the very thing you're supposed to fight against! Do these words have ANY impact on you? What hurts more, the sanctioning, the words I say, the reactions of your peers, the fact that you're proving someone on the other side of the fence as correct? Damn you idiot, you've given them validity to their bile and turned some who have defended and stood beside you against you, or away from you at least.

Despite it all, I do believe that your heart can be in the right place, and good can be done. But if you want back the respect you once had, you have to earn it back from here on. I suggest you get started, you've got a lengthy trip.

That's another thing that's been stuck in my craw for some time. Krampus has given leniency to some that I've not agreed with, but chalking it up to one's eccentricities. Master Legend's comments about homosexuals, Tothian's words to the mentally challenged, and those whose continued verbal toxins being spewed against those I know and feel strongly for as if a demonic case of Tourette's Syndrome has infected them. For the sake of peace, of understanding, attempts have been made to reach out, to understand, to try to keep a modicum of peace. But in my honest opinion, it seems that some do not want peace. Some simply look for an excuse to unleash their energies, their venoms, their anger, their hatred. This is something Krampus knows all too well. And since we're expressing ourselves at risk of being ostracized or disliked by our peers, perhaps it's time to speak mine.

From the very beginning of Krampus' existence in the blogosphere and community, I knew that one day through word or action, I would say or perform an action so polarizing, that many of you whom I would call acquaintance, listener, or even friend, would find yourselves bewildered, having to face where they stand in relation to where I stand, and not only would friendships be strained, but possibly lost, perhaps even turning the focus of the RLSH community against me. That's right folks, I knew that in the process of stating my own truth and opinion, friends may be lost because of what I believe to be right. I believed that the day would come later. Perhaps it will come now, who knows. But now is the time for such a truth.

Hero, villain, stranger, friend, the title doesn't matter. I don't care who you are, what side of the fence you may be on, if you are known to me or unknown. Krampus will NOT allow ANYONE to attack anyone I call friend without defending them, possibly with reprisal. If you're one friend and have a beef with another, then it's between you two. But if the actions of one threatens to harm another, no, that's not going to happen on my watch. Trying to talk, to parley and find a peaceful solution is good, it's admirable to stop confrontation without violence. But sometimes, and I was recently reminded of this, sometimes the fight comes to you. Sometimes you can't reason with it, you can't run from it, and help may not be coming as fast as one would hope. If you see something wrong that threatens to oppress or harm you or another, stranger or friend, sometimes you have to stand up to face it. You have to hold your ground and tell the threat, the circumstance, the person or persons that threaten to crash into you like a wave who you are, the strength of your character and declare it to all in the universe that you're not going to be demeaned, belittled, walked upon and treated as if you do not exist nor matter. Sometimes you have to take a stand.

Words, threats, fists, weapons, sometimes you can ignore them. Other times, one must rise against what they perceive to be a wrong. Dreizehn did it, it may not have been the same way I'd have handled it, but she stood up. And it's the strength of one's character and resolve I acknowledge and respect. It's why I respect DC's Guardian and his ilk so strongly. And I know for a fact that many of you reading this have to take hard stands as well, I know it hasn't always been easy! But if you look back, can you look at yourselves in honesty and say that if you didn't stand the way you did at a certain place or time, then you'd never have the strength of character to stand for anything you'd believe in? Have you had that defining moment where you stood up to something because you didn't agree with it?

I have gay friends, it's not my choice or preference but I accept my friends for who they are. Master Legend has said some disparaging remarks against those in the gay community, but I try to see someone who has their heart in the right place and tries to do good, so I don't give power to his words. But if someone physically threatened my friend with harm, standing in front of me and I were the only one between them and my friends possibly facing a hate crime, I don't care if it were someone in a suit, a skinhead or KKK member, someone that resembled Master Legend or someone in an official uniform, if they're going to attack someone who did nothing to provoke such an attack, I'm standing up to them. I may be hurt, crippled, arrested or even killed, but I'm making the stand. The same goes for any ROACH member or ally with Skiffytowners behind me, or someone that looks like Tothian in front of me and someone that looks like Wildcat or Corky from Life Goes On behind me. THIS WILL NOT GO WITHOUT A STAND. I;d rather not have to fight, Tothian we were getting a bit casually chummy and I'm not even Wildcat's friend. But if you want to call yourself my friend, start earning my respect back. Otherwise if you become the thug that others claim you to be and you have someone undeserving in your crosshairs, I WILL stand against you and anyone that behaves like a danger to others. And Krampus is capable of reciprocating with interest, no one wants to be on the receiving end of the wrath of someone who at times has been suicidal and raging against you as a perceived threat. If any of you takes something away from this, know that peace can be a good thing to fight for. But sometimes, you may have to actually fight for something. Or someone.

Show me where you stand.

Sword Kane update 6/6 and the birth of a word

2010-06-06T13:38:00.002-04:00

After waiting with baited breath, after the aid that many of us in the communities have given Sword Kane, there has finally been an update on his status!

We are still here...for now

Everyone, My utmost gratitude to all who helped contribute to the latest emergency that was going on with my stupid Landlord. Even though we were not able to give the full rent, your collective support came to about $350 and was enough for the landlord to back off for a few weeks. Thankyou, thankyou, THANKYOU!!! Lord knows where we would be right now if it wasn't for you all. We still have a roof over heads because of your kind generosity. As I had mentioned before I found a T-shirt place that let's you make commission of your designs and photos for free. Hopefully, this will be a good source of income: Http://swordkane.spreadshirt.com I haven't had any buyers yet, but hopefully things will pickup soon. I will be making a video soon Thanking those for your continued help, one and all. Sincerely Swordkane

Of course, I can't help but notice that my own shirt suggestion of 'I helped Sword Kane and all I got was this fucking t-shirt!' was left off the market. Ah well, Krampus isn't doing this for publicity I suppose. But thanks to the efforts of all, he was able to raise over half his goal and get the landlord off his back for now. He's still in need of aid, and now thanks to the shirts, you can get something to show for your efforts. Please continue to help the man out, half the money from the sale goes directly to Sword Kane and his family's current need of financial aid.

And ladies and gentlemen, there are moments in time where people remember where they were when the event occurred. People remember in comic books when the Fantastic Four faced Galactus for the first time. People remember when they saw what worlds lived and died in Crisis on Infinite Earths. People remember when Doctor Who returned to the airwaves, and people will remember where they were when they listened to Creature Feature and Zetaman was asked a groundbreaking question:
When you and Apocalypse Meow are being intimate, do you ever refer to that as getting 'Bow-chicka-meow-meow'?

Ahhh, to add to the lexicon and be quotable, true immortality!

Sword Kane, superheroes and shit slinging

2010-06-02T14:29:00.002-04:00

Interesting week this is turning out to be, and it's only half over. As always, let's begin with the most important and pressing first. Today marks the deadline that Sword Kane needs to come up with $600 for rent or face eviction from his landlord, bad health and all. Sword Kane greatly appreciates all the help everyone is sending his way, and has access to a PO box in case anyone would like to send him something electronically and with the price of postage. If you wish to send the man something, send to:

Sword Kane
P.O. Box 593
Proctorville, OH 45669

I am sure we who are concerned are waiting with anticipation with any news in regards to whether or not SK's requests and aid given was successful, more will be posted on his blog and here once news is given.

I saw 20/20's special, and although I liked the theme of the superhumans accomplishing the seemingly impossible, I am a bit perturbed that the segment featuring RLSH members and Peter Tangen's project was covered so briefly. However, it was good to see DC's Guardian, Knight Vigil and others there receiving the notice and praise they deserve for their efforts. But between you and I, I think the RLSH movement may give itself some wonderful PR if you're able to recruit the human mermaids to your ranks and have more gatherings at beaches. Just my opinion.

And 'twould seem my opinions have been focused upon as of late by those I was attempting to shun. Zetaman finally posted a blog about his incident and the signs pointing to ROACH as either culprits or scapegoats. I suppose time will tell if Oregonian ROACH alum Doktor Nikolai had anything to do with this seeing as he is geographically closest to the crime scene, followed by the 3 hour away Jet City crew, but the investigation will no doubt turn up the truth in this ongoing case.

I also find it humorous that those I am trying to disassociate from in any contact are now trying to pull me back in, to latch upon my fur like sand spurs and carry them out of their stupor of people ceasing to give a shit about them until this event happened. The quotes taken out of context, trying to turn around and attack Zetaman for contacting me and asking my opinion on the matter, I almost hope that the bloggers have enough Dramamine to settle their stomachs after the vomit inducing vertigo created by their spin. Almost. Let them spew blood for all I care for their opinions and knowledge to read and take just enough of the words of Krampus to attempt to damn me, while knowing that the context of my words calls for you to read the words yourselves and make your own judgment here on my blog. Cliffnotes are fine, but let me know when you want to see my words in their entirety and think for yourselves, not follow over the cliff like lemmings. 'Twould seem that even in the face of accusation, ROACH and its allies just can't get over the habit of influencing and encouraging the weak minded into following their dogma. A shame, and I was starting to see the potential for humanity as half full once again.

Once again I feel it necessary to state that Krampus had nothing to do with the attack on Zetaman and signs pointing to ROACH, nor do I have any plans or communication with anyone that may plan an escalating retaliation against any members of said group. I also must reiterate that at this time, any contact by ROACH members or their allies at this time in a personal matter and near the vicinity of my domicile will be seen as a lethal threat and dealt with accordingly. I know it may not be popular, but it how I feel. Yes, I am capable of killing. No, I am not plotting against ROACH or any of its allies. But if I and anyone with whom I live are approached in person upon our property, then the fears of Mr. Jack and escalation of this hostility will become a moot point, punctuated in violence and possible death. I don't care if it's unpopular anymore, the line has been established. And yes, I'm holding back my true feelings for concern of being misconstrued as hunting ROACH down to exterminate them and encouraging others to do the same.

Not that that's out of the way, it's time for a little mood music. Ever since I was made aware of this little diddy, it's been stuck in my head. The song is how Krampus likes his women, dark yet hauntingly beautiful, a celebration of life in the face of oblivion. This one goes out to any potential stalkers or idiots wishing to escalate the problems in the community further Do feel free to sing along, won't you?

Oh Death
Oh Death
Oh Death
Won’t you spare me over another year?

But what is this that I can’t see?
With ice cold hands taking hold of me

When God is gone and the Devil takes hold
Who will have mercy on your soul?

Oh Death

No wealth, no ruin, no silver, no gold,
Nothing satisfies me but your soul

Oh Death

Well I am Death
None can excel
I'll open the door to heaven or hell

Oh Death
Oh Death

My name is Death and the end is here.

Bad week to be a ROACH

2010-05-31T20:37:00.003-04:00

*sigh*

Honestly, I started to believe that Krampus was done giving any advertisement to a certain group now that my sister's profile was removed from their members' list. I no longer had reason unless provoked to give this organization further attention, much less grief. Krampus was even prepared to let slide the fact that The Potentate, scourged by my final comment on his blog, has changed the format so that all new messages must be approved before publishing, just like mine. Well, at least he attempts to steal from the best, but I digress.

Last night, I was made aware of a grievous wrong perpetrated upon Zetaman and his property. He asked my opinion on the subject, whether or not to blog about it. Out of respect, Krampus intended to wait, allowing Zetaman to be the one to break the news. However, Mr. Jack has commented upon this event on Poop Knife's blog, and Malvado has posted about his own dealings with Zetaman as well. Since the genie has been unleashed, I may as well chime in on this.

Last night, Krampus arrived home to his cavernous home under the large scary tree to see that a message was left by Zetaman. The man's home and property was vandalized, a note left on his windshield with the words 'Regards from ROACH' and his vehicle's tires slashed. The police are investigating this incident as we speak.

From the inception of this blog, ROACH has been a banner under which a great deal of confusion, ego and genuine harm implied under the veil of parody has been produced. It has been the duty of Krampus to patrol potential threats that transcend the blogosphere and role play into actual or potential harm. As the investigation is ongoing, one can be sure that the identities of the perpetrators shall be uncovered and punishment dealt out under the law. When Zetaman asked my opinion for whether or not to post this news, mine was objective, but an honest opinion. It is conceivably possible that the culprits have nothing to do with ROACH, is an adversary of Zetaman's and has left a red herring to throw off suspicion for their own actions. When asked if I believe that this attack should be publicized, I said yes. If in fact ROACH had nothing to do with this, then they deserve the chance to defend themselves from the potential onslaught. If however a member of ROACH has decided to act like an actual villain, then ROACH needs to explain themselves and take responsibility for the actions of their banner. Either way, it is the opinion of Krampus that such a story must be told. Those of us in the RLSH and RLSV communities need to be aware of these actions, and to choose the stands to take for or against the people that have committed this act of destruction of property and vandalism.

It is the opinion of Krampus that since there has been so much negativity and capability of genuine harm to one's reputations, property and health by coming in contact with ROACH, people may wish to disassociate and disconnect any and all ties with members that are members, or fraternize as friends with such reprobates. I believe that ROACH and all members involved deserve to make their voices heard, their side of the story told. Perhaps this is the act of someone attempting to frame ROACH. But this latest attack crosses a line that goes beyond satire, beyond parody, beyond blogging and role play. Any and all members of ROACH will no doubt be investigated, as well as other potential allies with whom Krampus has verbally jousted. Hell, I'd even suspect Krampus may be investigated for this attack, with lies and innuendos spouted that Krampus has gone 'round the bend and has attacked Zetaman in order to see ROACH crushed once and for all. If such an investigation would come, so be it. Krampus has done nothing nor conspired with anyone to do such a thing, the evidence would attest to that.

Stalking. Cyber-stalking. Defamation of character. Manipulation of its members. Threats against its members. Veiled threats under the blanket of absurdity. Has the name ROACH also become the point of origin of a planned attack on a member of the community's property? Has someone been inspired to perform such an act with hopes of joining their ranks? Or are they merely patsies in this instance, being framed for a crime they did not commit but few would deny that is a petty, villainous act?

Whoever did such an attack is surely a coward, leaving marks and probably not so clever as to ensure wearing gloves while handling the ROACH note, currently being looked into by the police. As I have stated, it was originally the intention of Krampus to remain silent until Zetaman himself had told the tale out of respect. But since the news has been told, it is the turn of Krampus to speak his perspective on this matter. If you value your reputations, now may be the best time to disassociate yourselves from all ROACH members and allies. If not, prepare to have the spotlight turned on above you. Will you stand like a man, or scatter under its scrutiny? Time will tell.

And to think, Krampus was starting to wonder if he was still needed to observe this community as a sentinel...

Sword Kane update 5/29 Possible Eviction

2010-05-29T21:30:00.002-04:00

Readers, this is a very dire situation. Please read and help in any way possible.

Possible Eviction...

Everyone, A bit of bad news rung my doorbell this morning. It was my Landlord and despite of me telling him my situation a few weeks back about how my disability claim was denied and I was in the middle of my appeal, and I have no income, he still said to me today that he want's May's rent regardless of what's going on. He wants us out if I can't give it to him soon. I can't get help from other family members, because they are facing financial hardship as well. Even foreclosure on their own home, in one case. I have already checked into Section 8 and they cannot help me. Their resources are drained from our failing economy. You all have helped me so far and I am so thankful for that. However this situation with my landlord is really bad. He isn't going to wait any longer. I ask this of all of you. If you can spare anything. Communicate with each other and please help me! I need $600 for rent. Now I know that sounds like alot, but if everyone could work together, Hero and Villain, each person would not have to put forth a large sum of funds but as a group you can do it, I know you all can! We have absolutely nowhere to go if he makes us leave. Even the Apts based on income have a six month waiting list. Help me please! You all are my last hope! Go to www.paypal.com to help with any amount of funds you can. For those who have problems with paypal see my blog about the MoneyPak. My paypal account name is swordkane@yahoo.com. Sincerely Swordkane

Now more than ever, this is the time for any and all that may aid Sword Kane to come together. Please help and donate whatever you can or the man with an injured back and leg as well as his family may be evicted from his home!

Sword Kane update 5/24

2010-05-25T00:35:00.001-04:00

This is the latest from Sword Kane, it is more bad news.

Everyone, Once again, I'd like to thank all those who pray and send their continued help during my struggle. I received a call from my disability insurance that the new claim I applied for the torn ligaments in my foot would not be accepted because I had not returned to work for more than 30 days as I had mentioned in my previous blog. 30 DAYS! BS!!!!! Needless to say, I had sent an appeal over my first denied claim over my neck bones and they said that I would have to include medical documents about my foot along with the first appeal because my foot could not be accepted as a separate claim. Here's the part that pissed me off. If they deny my claim over my neck for a second time, my foot will NOT be considered AT ALL for a disability claim! Once again, they said it was because where I never had gone back to work for more than 30 days and where they had denied my first claim. My ligaments are not healing back together. It's been almost a month and I can still feel my foot separating from leg through my cast. I can't even walk just to hear that my insurance may not even help me out anymore. So, long story short. The only thing I have left to hold onto now is hoping and praying that they approved my appeal over my neck because if they don't...I'm screwed. For those who are wondering, I don't depend or ask for help from family because they are struggling as well. I only have you guys now. They said that they have from 30 to 60 days to make their decision on my appeal. I am so scared right now. If anyone can spare any amount, please, please go to www.paypal.com and send what you can. My email for paypal is swordkane@yahoo.com Some folks had mentioned to me that they do not have a paypal account. I heard that you can send money through Western Union or Moneygram to paypal too. Keep hoping for the best, Sincerely Swordkane

If any of you can spare any funds or feel that the spirits are connected to your prayers and can help, send all well wishes and aid you can to this man.

Free at last!

2010-05-17T18:30:00.004-04:00

After months of petitioning, requests, demands, squabbles and other rhetoric with excuses of enjoying my sister's profile, it is my pleasure and privilege to announce that Executrix along with other members of ROACH have had their profiles vacated from their ranks. Perhaps it had something to do with a recent web page submission featuring our least favorite invertebrates, who knows. But I feel a spring in my step, and a song in my heart! Please feel free to sing along!

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it
I thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I never lose

We are the champions my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
of the world

We are the champions my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
Ahh, we are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions...

Sword Kane update 5/14

2010-05-14T11:19:00.002-04:00

It appears that Sword Kane's fortune is taking a turn for the worse. In his blog last week:

I went to my regular Dr. to get a referral to a orthopedic specialist and SHE REFUSED! My foot was pretty much hanging off my leg and I asked her what about my huge black bruises?? Is this NORMAL? Then she said the bones weren't broken and put ice on it and it will be fine.... WHAT THE HELL????!!!! So I went with my better judgement and went to an ER at another hospital. They gave me a referral with no problem. I finally got to see the specialist today and GUESS WHAT??? The main ligaments around my ankle were completely BLOWN OUT! He didn't even have to do a c-scan. He just grabbed my foot and was able to move it seperately from the rest of my leg! Dr.'s usually don't get nauseated, but even he looked squimish after my foot and leg went two different directions! So now I have to wear a cast for a month, then a big black boot for a month. He also said that there is a good chance that the ligaments may not heal on their own and reconstructive surgery may be the only option. Needless to say I called my general Dr.'s office & informed them on what I found out and said I wasn't coming there ever again. Which leads me to this question... How can Dr.'s be so irresponsible to their patients? Ok, well that's all for now... That was more like a long update rather than a quick one...

And now this week:

Denied Again...

Everyone,

A very hearty thanks and appreciation to those who have helped me and my family thus far. It has helped us greatly.

I thought things were going looking up for me, financial wise, when I filed another claim through my insurance over my torn ligaments in my foot.

I received a call yesterday from them stating that I was denied for that too.

I can't believe this shit.

They said since I was denied over my first claim and that I never went back to work for 30 days minimum, that my new claim is denied as well.

Now, I am going to have to make an appeal stating the situation with my leg and wait for God knows how long for them to approve it, IF they even do. I have got to find some way to fight this decision.

I need everyone's help now more than ever! Please, if you can, donate any amount to help me and my family to help us through this time of crisis.

Please go to www.paypal.com and donate. Send funds to swordkane@yahoo.com.

Please pray for us.

Swordkane

The man and his family needs help now more than ever. Every little bit helps, and Krampus wishes he could help more this month but some unexpected financial expenses have crept upon me. Nothing as severe as what is happening to Sword Kane, but nonetheless, Krampus helps where he can, including telling everyone as much as possible. Please go to http://www.myspace.com/swordkane, click on his Paypal link and help the man as much as you can possibly spare.

At least 29 dead since last show

2010-05-04T17:53:00.002-04:00

I fully intended to make the next blog about how NOT to be an RLSH/RLSV in this community, but a very fatal reality has taken place since then. The blogosphere has fixated upon the death threats made upon my show, rightfully so in my opinion. But people still wish to dismiss the loss of life and potential for it when addressed. When did Krampus begin to show more compassion for human life than other humans?

I come to you in blog today to tell about a tragedy that was indeed discussed upon my last show. Mixsae was at ground zero this weekend during the freak storms, tornadoes and flooding that has taken place in and around the area of Nashville Tennessee. You can read about it at the below link, as well as seeing it reposted here.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36891589/ns/weather

Rescuers hope for no more victims in floods
At least 29 people were killed across South by either water or tornadoes

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - The dark waters of the Cumberland River slowly started to ebb Tuesday as residents who frantically fled the deadly flash floods returned home to find mud-caked floors and soggy furniture. Rescuers prayed they would not find more bodies as the floodwaters receded.

The river and its tributaries had flooded parts of middle Tennessee after a record-breaking weekend storm dumped more than a foot of rain in two days, rapidly spilling water into homes, roads and some of Music City's best-known attractions.

At least 29 people were killed in Tennessee, Mississippi and Kentucky by either floodwaters or tornadoes. Water submerged parts the Grand Ole Opry House, considered by many to be the heart of country music, and the nearby Opryland Hotel could be closed for up to six months.

The flash flooding caught many here by surprise, and efforts to warn residents to not drive on flooded streets were hampered by power outages. As the water began to recede, bodies were recovered late Monday from homes, a yard and a wooded area outside a Nashville supermarket.

By Tuesday, the flash floods were blamed in the deaths of 18 people in Tennessee alone, including 10 in Nashville.

The Nashville Scene reported that the city's coordinator for homeless issues said those who had been living in a tent city downtown appear to be accounted for after it was wiped out. Earlier, police told NBC News that they feared they might end up finding bodies there.

Hundreds rescued
Hundreds of people had been rescued by boat and canoe from their flooded homes over the past few days. Those rescue operations were winding down in Nashville on Tuesday, though emergency management officials were checking a report of a house floating in a northern neighborhood, trying to determine if anyone was in it.

It remained unclear how many — if any — people were missing in Tennessee. Authorities in southcentral Kentucky searched Tuesday for a kayaker who was last seen Monday afternoon in the swollen Green River.

"Those in houses that have been flooded and some of those more remote areas, do we suspect we will find more people? Probably so," Nashville Fire Chief Kim Lawson said. "We certainly hope that it's not a large number."

The Cumberland River also deluged some of Nashville's most important revenue sources: the Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center, whose 1,500 guests were whisked to a shelter, the adjacent Opry Mills Mall, and the Grand Ole Opry House.

Parts of the hotel remained flooded on Tuesday, and officials estimated it could stay closed for three to six months with more than $75 million in damage.

At the Grand Ole Opry, which is moving its shows to alternate concert halls, water reached the stage and the first floor of the Minnie Pearl building was flooded over the doors, said customer service representative Rita Helms. The Acuff Theater had four floors flooded, and the Gaslight Theater also was under water, she said.

Floodwaters also edged into the Country Music Hall of Fame and LP Field where the Tennessee Titans play, though the Ryman Auditorium — the longtime former home of the Grand Ole Opry — appeared to be OK. It was not immediately known how much damage the Hall of Fame or LP Field received, though the Titans' logo, which had been submerged by floodwaters on Monday, was once again visible on the stadium's field Tuesday.

Residents scour debris
Businesses along Nashville's riverfront lost electricity early Tuesday, and restaurants and bars clustered on a downtown street popular with tourists were closed. Laurie Parker, a spokeswoman for Nashville Electric Service, said a main circuit failed before dawn, knocking out power to downtown businesses in a 24-square-block area, including the 33-story AT&T Building, a Hilton hotel, the arena where the Nashville Predators NHL team plays and honky-tonks in the country music tourism district.

Parker said the power in that district would be out the rest of the week.

"It will be Friday at the earliest," she said, "depending on how fast the water level falls."

In one neighborhood west of downtown, residents scoured through debris, trying to determine how much they've lost.

Luke Oakman finally got a look at the room he and his wife designed for their 11-month-old daughter after the family fled their home on Sunday.

It was ruined. Baby toys and books sat on a mud-coated floor and a wooden bed leaned back against a wall. A rocking chair was propped up by the child's dresser that had been knocked over.

"I broke down when I saw that," the 32-year-old lab worker said.

Damage estimates range into the tens of millions of dollars. Gov. Phil Bredesen declared 52 of Tennessee's 95 counties disaster areas after finishing an aerial tour from Nashville to western Tennessee during which he saw flooding so extensive that treetops looked like islands. The flooding also prompted election officials to delay Nashville's local primary, which had been set for Tuesday.

Storms catch everyone off guard
The Cumberland topped out around 6 p.m. Monday at 51.9 feet, about 12 feet above flood stage — the highest it's reached since 1937. It began to recede just in time to spare the city's only remaining water treatment plant.

The severity of the storms had caught everyone off guard. More than 13.5 inches of rainfall were recorded Saturday and Sunday, according to the National Weather Service, making for a new two-day record that doubled the previous mark.

The water swelled most of the area's lakes, minor rivers, creeks, streams and drainage systems far beyond capacity. It flowed with such force that bridges were washed out and thousands of homes were damaged. Much of that water then drained into the Cumberland, which snakes through Nashville.

The weekend storms also killed six people in Mississippi and four in Kentucky, including one man whose truck ran off the road and into a flooded creek. One person was killed by a tornado in western Tennessee. About 30 National Guard troops assisted local authorities in south central Kentucky on Tuesday, where flooding washed out roads and bridges and shuttered post offices, schools and government buildings.

"It's serious out there still," said Mark Marraccini, spokesman for the Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife. "These waters are very dangerous."

Twenty-nine people have lost their lives, many more injured, hundreds, even thousands of homes lost, historic landmarks flooded. And what does the blogosphere have to say? The Aluminum Chef, another member of ROACH wishing to imprint themselves upon the collective thoughts of readers, decides an attempt to kick a person when she's down. Streets flooded, property damaged, destruction all around. And what does this uninspired person decide to say?

http://thedestructivekitchen.blogspot.com/2010/05/kfc-double-down-mixsaes-new-binge.html

It's not villainous, it's a pathetic example of trying to be heard by being an asshole. FAIL. Although, I declare that Krampus will be judging those engaged in such actions and their ilk far more harshly in the future. The grace period is over, mercies given will be repealed. But now is not the time for that.

Now is the time for those that are civic minded to contact your branch of the Red Cross. If you truly care and wish to reach out and do something, then you can start here: http://www.redcross.org/

Or if you wish to do something closer to home, check on Sword Kane's latest update about his new blue cast, and hopes that surgery will not be required.

Sword Kane update 4/30

2010-04-30T18:15:00.002-04:00

This is an update, it appears Sword Kane has taken a turn for the worse, requiring more help than ever.

http://blogs.myspace.com/swordkane

Fell Down Stairs...
Everyone,

If things couldn't get any worse, last night about 11pm I was coming down the stairs and I slipped and fell. All of my weight slammed into my right ankle. It rolled and I felt and heard a snap.

My Ankle and foot instantly swelled up.

So needless to say I had to head to the ER.

Thankfully, the x-rays came back and it's not broken.

However, given the fact that I heard and felt a snap, the ER Dr. said I may have torn my ligaments in and around my foot and ankle. He told me I can't walk on it AT ALL, so I have splints and crutches now.

I have to get an appointment with an Orthopedic Dr. now to see the condition of my ligaments.

Added to the situations that are going on with me already, this doesn't help things.

Please help me if you can with any kind of donation

at www.paypal.com.

My donation e-mail is swordkane@yahoo.com

I have posted two pictures of my foot to show I'm not fooling around.

Keep me in your prayers,
Kane

He needs help more than ever now, please go to his Myspace page and follow the link to help him with current medical and everyday costs. I regret not seeing this sooner and reporting it to encourage more people to aid him in a more timely manner.

If you're evil and a villain, you kill children.

2010-04-29T12:10:00.002-04:00

Recently there has been a great deal of discussion about what 'evil' does, what 'villains' do. Some actually have the audacity to claim that 'real evil' and 'real villains' do not advocate violence, that their work is strictly satire. What is created is a patchwork, cross stitching of those that are purely laughable. These are stitched and sewn together with those that claim to be naught but jokes and fakers disguised under a facade, prepared to do actual harm. And of course, the actions of one tugs one another. The tapestry is at worst, a plethora of bad comedy covered in blood. The weak, the innocent, even the strong can be overwhelmed and decimated. Krampus is currently investigating plots from those claiming to be RLSV or simply RLV to actively attack members in the RLSH world to demonstrate that all are not simply bad comedy.

In the meantime, I awakened to read this bit of news in the Associated Press. Some have damned the actions of vigilantes, as a man attempting to help another was stabbed and left to drip his life away as passers by simply looked, but didn't do anything. And when one finally called 911, it was too late. They rally, saying that such is an example why there shouldn't be heroes, all it brings you is pain. For another perspective, here is a news column I believe is important.

Man stabs 28 children at kindergarten in China

TAIXING, China — A knife-wielding man attacked a kindergarten class of 4-year-olds in eastern China on Thursday, slashing 28 children in what an expert said was a copycat rampage of two other episodes at Chinese schools in the past month.

A 47-year-old jobless man, Xu Yuyuan, burst into a classroom at the Zhongxin Kindergarten early Thursday, waving an eight-inch (20-centimeter) knife and stabbing a security guard who tried to stop him, the official Xinhua News Agency reported.

Five students were in critical condition following the attack in Jiangsu province's Taixing city and two teachers and the security guard were injured, said Zhu Guiming, an official with the Taixing propaganda department.

A series of school attacks in China in recent years have mostly been blamed on people with personal grudges or suffering from mental illness, leading to calls for improved security.

China's inadequate mental health network has left millions of unstable people without the help they need. Many otherwise healthy Chinese also feel frustrated and powerless because they aren't able to adapt to the constant social upheaval and because they believe the changes favor the corrupt. That kind of anger has occasionally erupted in mass violence and in isolated attacks.

It is not known why schools are targeted.

On Wednesday, a teacher on sick leave due to mental illness broke into a primary school in Guangdong province's Leizhou city in southern China and wounded 15 students and a teacher in a knife attack. That attack came on the same day a man was executed for killing eight children last month in stabbings that shocked China.

It was not known if Xu knew about the previous day's attack in Guangdong, but Zhou Xiaozheng, a sociology professor at Renmin University in Beijing, said these sorts of violent attacks often happen in clusters because one may trigger copycat attacks.

"It's like suicide, which is another type of mental health problem that can spread in a community," said Zhou. "Normally, with these kind of violent events we hope the media won't blow them up too much. Because that tends to make it spread."

A survey of mental health in four Chinese provinces jointly done by Chinese and U.S. doctors that was published in the Lancet in June concluded that China likely had about 173 million adults nationwide with mental health disorders and that most, 158 million, had never gotten any professional help for their problems.

But state media said Zheng Minsheng, 42, had no history of mental illness before he rampaged through a school in Fujian province in March, killing eight children.

During his trial, Zheng said he killed the children because he had been upset after being jilted by a woman and treated badly by her wealthy family.

The court also heard that Zheng lived with his 80-year-old grandmother in a one-bedroom apartment and slept on the balcony in summer and in the living room in winter. He testified that he had trouble dealing with people at work but had not gotten the help he needed from his boss, so he quit his job but was unable to find another one.

Yu Jianrong of the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences has said China's sweeping social changes might be partially to blame for Zheng's anti-social rage.

"A social environment lacking fairness and justice, in which those who abide by the rules gain nothing, while those who do not can profit, could bring about resistance by the weak against the entire society," Yu was quoted as saying by the Southern Weekly newspaper a few weeks after the attack.

Zheng was executed Wednesday, just weeks after his crime. Zhou, the Renmin University professor, said China's use of capital punishment helps fuel the cycle of violence by enforcing a belief in "blood for blood."

He said China should abolish the death penalty, improve human rights and make its justice system more fair and transparent.

After a 2004 attack at a school in Beijing that left nine students dead, the central government mandated tighter school security nationwide.

The Ministry of Education did not immediately respond to a fax Thursday asking whether the attacks would result in orders to step up school security.

In Wednesday's attack, in which a teacher stabbed fourth and fifth graders in their heads, backs and arms, Xinhua said the suspect suffered from mental illness and had been on sick leave from another school since February 2006. He is now in police custody.

None of the victims in that case had life-threatening wounds, said the director of the command center at the Leizhou Public Security Bureau, who gave his name as Qin.

Two weeks ago, a mentally ill man hacked to death a second grader and an elderly woman with a meat cleaver in southern Guangxi, and wounded five other people.

In an attempt at supposedly black humor and ghoulish comedy, some have the audacity to claim that evil does not endorse violence. Evil. Does not endorse violence. They say such things as if they were the final authority on the subject, as laughable as devil worship among heavy metal patrons has become. Evil not only endorses violence, it uses it. Frequently. Evil tears at lives as well as flesh, evil can spread like a communicable cancer, consuming all in its wake like a fire gathering fuel and spreading itslef until all is exhausted, or until others come to extinguish it. If one claims to represent evil as a whole and has the audacity to claim that it doesn't endorse such things, then it's bad comedy, plain and simple. But is the comedian the teller of the joke? Or part of the joke itself? Is it merely a facade, nothing more substantial than a mask? Or does the mask hide intentions behind the guise of a punchline?

I'm sure some are preparing to verbally retaliate, defending their stance as harmless. But think about this...the story above is the third attack on the innocent, a child and grandmother were attacked as well. Other lives connected to these were ripped apart like flesh before mongrels. So as you write, envision the children.

Evil does not condone violence. The door bursts open as the wild eyed man pulls out his knife.

What evil is spoken of is not to be taken seriously. The child closest to the door is stabbed twice, the shock makes the child scream. Now the pain sets in. The child screams bloody murder, sending the children and teacher into a panic.

We speak of finding ways to embarrass so-called heroes. The teacher's throat is cut by a machete in the other hand, her screams become blood muffled gurgles as the children scream, some frozen in panic. Some have begun to wet themselves while their classmates cry and try to hide under desks or toy shelves.

Heroes cause more harm than good with their presence. It looks like our blood covered boy is getting creative, he slashes a four year old's belly open from side to side. The child's innards are spilling out. A few folds of intestines, is that the spleen? It looks like our boy wants to stand out from the others, he must have caught the Sam Neill scene describing velociraptor attacks on Jurassic Park the other night. Some of the children have stopped screaming in shock, the others raise their voices to ask why this is happening.

There's no place for costumed vigilantes in our society. Now he's gone from slashing to stabbing. Slashing makes it over too quick, stabbing feels more visceral, they suffer more that way before they die.

We shall take over the world! One stabbing is so violent that when the blade is pulled from the child clutching a teddy bear, it splatters on the globe in the corner.

Heroes are pretenders playing dressup, hurting innocent bystanders. Oh, he's changing up again. He's telling one child to get away from the door, the child can't open it, pushing it instead of pulling. A slash with the machete cuts the child's arm off above the elbow. The child screams, a sound that will echo in the ears of any who are fortunate to survive.

If you like our cause, buy a t-shirt while supplies last. Now there's not a single child in the class who doesn't have their clothes stained with blood. Some of it is theirs, others from their classmates.

Bow before me and tremble cretins! The closet door slowly opens, revealing three children huddling together, trembling, crying, their bodies convulsing so hard their little hearts may give out without being touched. One child on the left is stabbed in the neck three times, the one on the right is stabbed with the jagged blade through the ribcage in the back. It pokes out through the front of the little body, poking the middle child, but not a fatal wound. The man smiles, leaving the crying child for some strange reason. Is it a prayer answered? Is the child not the man's type?

THAT is evil. Anyone telling you anything different is lying to you, because no one can be that ignorant. Possible attacks on RLSH in June to prove that not all in the community are jokes, some with ties to gangs. Krampus will continue to investigate this further, stay tuned.

Helping Sword Kane

2010-04-25T00:04:00.003-04:00

First of all, I would wish to apologize to Sword Kane. I was speaking with him earlier tonight regarding something personal, important, and very real. He asked me tonight if I would be so kind as to mention him and his message on my show Creature Feature this evening, but the discussion was so spirited, I lost track of time and never mentioned it. For this, you have the humble apologies of Krampus.

With that said, please read his latest message, you can find his Myspace page here.
http://www.myspace.com/swordkane. Read his blog Please Help here: http://blogs.myspace.com/swordkane.
For those of you wishing to read it, I am reposting it here.

"First of all, I would like to thank everyone so much for your support in the past months.

"I apologize to everyone for not coming out with new videos since August for I have been in bad health for quite sometime.

"For those who have not been following me, I was first diagnosed with Trigeminal Neuralgia, a nasty and very painful facial nerve disorder.

"Later, in January I found that I was misdiagnosed and actually was suffering from Cervical Spondylosis, with Degenerating Cervical Discs (4 out of 6), Degenerating Arthritis of the Cervical spine with bone spurs and some of these spurs are pressing on my spinal cord causing "Sharp Ghost Pains" on various parts of my body. If these spurs continue to grow it will begin to affect my involuntary body functions. I believe it's called stenosis.

"I have been on short term disability since January 2010. But a few days ago I received a phone call that my insurance company had denied my claim, regardless of the fact that my Neurologist told them that I cannot work.

"Until this situation is resolved (which could take months) I have absolutely no income.

"If anyone out there would like to donate any amount , even if it is $1.00, to help support my family I would thank you so much for this.

"Thankfully, I qualified for food stamps and I still have my health insurance through my work. However, when it comes to rent, utilities, etc. and co-pays for prescriptions and doctor visits, I am unable to pay for it.

"I have a PayPal account so you may send donations to:

swordkane@.yahoo.com

"Once again thank you for everything.

Sincerely
Swordkane"

I failed to mention this on my show, but I seek to rectify that problem now. I am in discussions with him about what it may take to be posted to convince people that this is not a con, not a joke, but something very real. If there are any among you who truly cares, who are not here for lip service on either side of the communities and wish to help, then I strongly advise you to look into this and help however possible. Krampus knows all too well how hard and trying these times are financially. But even the simplest gesture could make the difference in the life and family of a man who has earned the respect of Krampus with his videos and insight. If you wish to help, do so. Let your actions speak volumes louder than the empty words the blogosphere has at times been known for.

Have some Tea on me

2010-04-23T00:19:00.002-04:00

Greetings and salutations all!

I wanted to give a heads up to all fans of myself and those in the RLSV community. Tea Krulos, author of the upcoming book Heroes in the Night:Inside the Real Life Superhero Movement, was nice enough to make a post about not only me, but Meow and Friends and Malvado's show. You can check it out here.

Things were beginning to get heated on his blog, so out of respect, I volunteered to have further comments be brought here to my blog. I approve all comments and no anonymous posters, so please have patience for your comments. And I wouldn't call what I have with Malvado a feud. I may disagree with the company he keeps, but 'twould seem he took the first jabs at me and failed attempts to harass my friends. But these people don't seem to get the point. I haven't discussed The Potentate and ROACH as much as in the past, and I enjoy being able to find slivers of badly executed humor in so-called 'villains' attempting to be brighter assholes than the backside of a baboon exhibit at the zoo. Some I feel may truly be dangerous in their own right, but so far, their attempts to deliver a felling blow to me has failed, and at best, it's bad comedy. But still, I take this all in stride. As Sammy Davis Jr. said once at his own roast, "the day they don't make fun of you, that means they don't give a damn about you!"

It's when I don't talk about you that you may need to be concerned about. As for your efforts from all those that talk about me, I thank you for the publicity.

The reviews are in! What a great audience!

2010-04-18T12:25:00.002-04:00

Despite some slight glitches with the new opening music and trying to multitask between windows and the switchboard, last night's show went rather well. Kavian Darkain tried to call in but was disconnected(apologies), but Minuteman, Meta Data and Mixsae calling in as well as my homeboy Cloverfield went well. The review of Kick-Ass in my opinion should assuage anyone from seriously going out and endangering themselves and others, and only the uninformed or aspiring Dudesons would take the concept seriously to try this at home.

On the plus side, it looks like I've received praise! Crossfire the Crusader wrote on the main site: "Very good first show Krampus...Keep up the great work."

Why thank you CrossFire! May I call you CFC for short? I say it with love, after all why would I wish to make an attack, and what harm could CFC do? Anyway CFC, I appreciate the listening in. But a word of advice, I have concerns that some of the members of the blogopsphere you've recently joined may give you lip service, but do not have your best interests at heart. I attempted to write you this privately, but you weren't accepting my messages. If you're going to turn the other cheek, please make sure you have an open ear to listen, all right?

And a surprising set of kudos comes from fellow BlogTalk Radio host Malvado SV! In two different examples at his blog, he stated that he finds what I say to be "fucking hysterical" and "I always love leaving a show with a smile and the satisfied feeling". Awww, this almost makes me feel cuddly! But don't take my word for it, check his blog here. Also, tune into his show here and tell me if you agree whether or not Lord Malignance sounds like Jimmy from South Park.

TTFN my Creatures of the Night,
Krampus